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标题[转录][转录][震怒] 学弟失恋了
时间Tue Oct 16 13:04:53 2007
※ [本文转录自 joke 看板]
作者: sheepxo ((羊臣又)) 看板: joke
标题: [转录][震怒] 学弟失恋了
时间: Mon Oct 15 14:16:05 2007
※ [本文转录自 HatePolitics 看板]
作者: qooggyy (库欧欧鸡鸡歪歪) 看板: HatePolitics
标题: [震怒] 学弟失恋了
时间: Mon Oct 15 12:38:29 2007
昨天学弟打电话给我
在电话里面哭的如丧考妣,一向给人坚强的学弟居然哭的这麽惨
急忙问他怎麽了, 学弟跟我说他被学妹打了一巴掌
说起我这学弟, 长相不起眼, 但是头脑一流, 从小到大听说都是考第一名
之前社团同伴到他家吃饭, 他老爸总是开心的指着墙上的奖状跟我门炫燿
除了头脑不错之外, 他因为外表不起眼, 便苦练嘴炮功
因为把妹路上, 可说是一出马就手到擒来, 没想到这次却踢到铁板
话说他这次的目标是班上的学妹, 这学妹其实不算是正妹
但是颇有气质, 或许个性内向, 所以一直没有追求者
对於学弟的热切追求, 自然是内心惊喜却又带点防卫心
俗话说追不到的最好, 学弟第一次出师失利, 自然全副精神都放在学妹身上
努力想突破暧昧, 成为正式男女朋友, 但是花费心思的下场就是成绩一落千丈
甚至连最拿手的经济学都被死当, 听说还可能被二一
学妹对此也颇为忧心, 对於学弟总是好言相劝, 跟他说先以课业为重
但是学弟还是精虫冲脑想先把到学妹再说
前几天费近三寸不滥之舌终於约到学妹去看夜景
在浪漫的气氛之下, 两人之间越来越接近, 而此时学妹依然忧心学弟的课业
叫他要去求经济学老师给他补考, 望着学妹诱人的双唇,
学弟自然没听到学妹苦心劝告的话语, 只想牵起学妹滑嫩的手, 终於在一颗流星划过
学妹惊喜呼叫的时候, 鼓起勇气牵起学妹的手
没想到学妹脸色大变, 甩开学弟的手, 甩了他一巴掌怒斥道:
干你娘, 不好好拼经济, 整天只想手牵手
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238F：→ doono:梗还铺的真长..可是为什麽台湾股市还是在涨？ 10/15 23:30
239F：推 jingz125:这个不推真的不行 10/15 23:40
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244F：嘘 funnyjoe:版主怎不D 这篇一点都不爱呆完 10/16 00:12
245F：推 Leeng:干 我居然在看懂得一瞬间爆出大笑了！！ 10/16 00:17
246F：推 taroshen:这就是暗黑JOKE 10/16 00:21
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248F：推 ioz:靠...不小心笑了 10/16 00:53
249F：推 axyl:XD 10/16 00:54
250F：推 JustFUCK:XD 10/16 00:59
251F：推 morningmist:XDDDDDDDDDDDDdddd 10/16 01:00
※ kinple:转录至看板 HATEradio 10/16 01:06
252F：推 cat395:梗铺得好长~但是我笑了啦!XDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDXD 10/16 01:09
253F：推 yung80111:XD 10/16 01:29
254F：推 clyrx7:E04 怎麽这麽强!!好赞阿!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/16 01:47
255F：推 dragoni:干 ！ 这篇超棒 ！！ 有够鸡掰 ！！ 10/16 02:08
256F：推 chuegou:真是嘴践的XDDDDD 10/16 02:42
257F：推 shagojoy:XDDDDDD 10/16 03:24
258F：推 CarlosMan:干你娘, 不好好拼经济, 整天只想手牵手 有笑有推~ 10/16 03:30
259F：推 xxxEVA:这真的是政治文XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/16 03:46
260F：推 dspswen:XD 很长的梗呀 10/16 08:38
261F：推 songyyy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/16 08:56
※ firefriend:转录至看板 FJU-Stat95A 10/16 09:47
262F：推 miaooooooooo:XDDDD 10/16 11:09
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