作者inelson ( 風之痕 )
標題[轉錄]Re: [聽錯] 天兵
時間Fri Jan 14 17:42:17 2011
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作者: g380risde (土撥鼠) 看板: StupidClown
標題: Re: [聽錯] 天兵
時間: Thu Jan 13 09:46:57 2011
說到天兵
當初新訓的時候第一個訓練就是舉手
舉手有很多種樣式
第一次舉的時候舉錯的都馬被罵
沒想到我隔壁的隔壁居然是如此的天兵.......
還記得那位天兵是23號
練了幾次以後大家大概都會了 沒想到那位23號還是不會....
班長:OOO(消音) 23號你是不會舉手阿!!!握拳小拇指朝前聽不懂啊!!
23號不知道是太緊張 還是聽錯
擺出了這個姿勢....
我實在不知道要怎麼用言語形容這個姿勢 直接看我自己拍的圖片好了
http://ppt.cc/ye4A
之後本來想罵人的班長都跑去旁邊偷笑就是了
更不用說全連的弟兄...XD
推文中有一些補充 例如照片是左手 還有班長下達命令不清楚之類的解釋
漏打真是抱歉了 班長你有看到這篇的話絕對不要找我啊XD
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1F：推 aiooba:看到照片我大笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 09:59
2F：推 killer922:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 10:03
3F：推 sexxes:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好天 01/13 10:11
4F：推 anatasuki:XD 01/13 10:12
5F：推 aloma:XDDDDDDD 那是敵人指向器嘛？XDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 10:15
6F：推 yoshini:圖片太好笑了XDDDDY 01/13 10:38
7F：推 weguin:完蛋了,我看完你的文字說明也以為是這樣舉耶(我是女的) 01/13 10:39
8F：推 imna:原來我也是天兵....... (女生+1) 01/13 10:47
9F：推 drx77177:這也真夠天了XDD 01/13 10:49
10F：推 mylovingyou:圖片跟我想像一致........ 還好女生不用當兵 01/13 10:49
11F：推 mnwzero:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 10:54
12F：推 ko74652:跟我想的一樣.. 我是男生.. 01/13 10:56
13F：推 goldman0204:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 11:00
14F：推 beaune:跟我想的一樣... 我也是男的 感謝大大的提醒 (誤 01/13 11:12
15F：推 liang11225:有爆的潛能XDDDD 01/13 11:18
16F：推 mosquiton:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDD 01/13 11:19
17F：推 sv1723:想跟班長打勾勾吧XDDDDD 01/13 11:19
18F：推 georgekey:超好笑的啦!!! 01/13 11:19
19F：推 a26620297:阿 我也是天兵... 01/13 11:26
20F：推 LonyIce:完全無誤阿~~~ 01/13 11:28
21F：推 s27473368:超好笑的XDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 11:30
22F：推 MrBee:這張圖害我差點在辦公室大笑，剛接起電話還講不出話來XD 01/13 11:32
23F：→ MrBee:都已經「握拳」了，還把小拇指伸出來是哪招 01/13 11:34
24F：推 aloha17:看完描述我也以為是這樣..囧 (女生) 01/13 11:36
25F：推 ken21034:DXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX 01/13 11:38
26F：→ doublemouth:其實我看你的文字我也以為是這樣 想說這哪招.. 01/13 11:38
27F：推 Hans14:拳眼朝前 01/13 11:44
28F：推 killangle:有笑有推 01/13 11:46
29F：推 H9J868:圖超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 11:46
30F：推 wwesley:Mr.小馮馮? 01/13 11:48
31F：→ georgekey:超北爛XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 11:50
32F：→ georgekey:上面有個DXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX的是? 01/13 11:50
33F：推 s84667308:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 11:52
34F：推 amywoo:真的是天兵~~XDDDDDD 01/13 11:56
35F：推 georgekey:在給你推一下 現在還在笑 01/13 11:56
36F：推 storyn67957:有笑有推XDDDDDDD 01/13 11:59
37F：推 l1l1l1l1:哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 12:08
38F：推 amasingroup:大笑中 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 12:09
39F：推 aliciahericc:好笑給推 01/13 12:13
40F：推 wilson2350:有推有笑XDDD 01/13 12:13
41F：推 ero7728:XD 01/13 12:14
42F：推 lodan:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 12:15
43F：推 mabye:看到圖我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 12:15
44F：推 bearyu514:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 12:20
45F：推 OREOREO:XDDDDDDDD 01/13 12:20
46F：推 rightX:如果政府開放女兵的話........不知道會是怎樣? 01/13 12:20
47F：推 m525:原來我也是天兵...邊看原PO的文字就跟著做出左圖的動作= = 01/13 12:23
48F：推 olivia1124:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 12:25
49F：推 lovengland:笑翻~ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 12:25
50F：推 sean10638:我記得當兵不是都要舉右手 像圖那樣舉左手會被婊死吧... 01/13 12:26
剛剛急著要拍照右手很順手的就拿相機拍左手了....囧
51F：推 magi80328:我也覺得是他那樣才對耶XDD 01/13 12:26
52F：推 wsf:不是應該拳眼朝前嗎 小拇指朝前 我也以為是這樣 XDDDDD 01/13 12:30
53F：推 likeit:整個爆笑XDDDDDD 01/13 12:34
54F：推 timlin:...他在嗆班長嗎XDDDDDDD 01/13 12:38
55F：推 summeruse:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 12:52
56F：推 myoutuki: XD 01/13 12:59
57F：推 vivikgk:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 13:07
58F：推 ycv1011:XDDDDDD 01/13 13:09
59F：推 suzzyfish:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 13:20
60F：推 celestialgod:超好笑XDDD 01/13 13:25
61F：推 snooker:圖太好笑了 01/13 13:31
62F：推 yingsiou:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 我也以為這樣舉耶! <我也是女的> 01/13 13:35
63F：推 peikao:看字做出左圖+1 還想說這什麼怪動作... (我也是女的) 01/13 13:37
64F：推 monica5286:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 13:37
65F：推 hcln24:後勁好強喔 01/13 13:38
66F：推 ULTRAdc:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 13:39
67F：推 iloveyou5201:等一下 我看字也做出左圖耶.................... 01/13 13:39
68F：推 MusicShow:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 01/13 13:46
69F：推 action1988:看字做出左圖+1 01/13 13:50
70F：推 Deesu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 13:50
71F：推 yumanatu:是班長表達不清，別怪天兵，以前都說拳心朝左、拳眼朝後 01/13 13:54
72F：噓 lucas01:班長蒻製喔 01/13 14:06
我幫班長解釋一下 這邊算是我漏打的部分
前面已經有練過幾次了
當然口號是拳心朝左 拳眼朝後(還是前我也忘了XD)
不過那個23號真的聽不懂 每次就他一直錯
班長才會無奈吼他說 小拇指朝前聽不懂啊!!!!!
結果就 恩 跟圖片一樣XD
73F：推 lk99939:感覺好娘 01/13 14:08
74F：推 chaoyang:班長講錯啦 不過也太好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 14:13
75F：推 Mood310400:..我想的也是這樣 慘 01/13 14:13
76F：推 vinita:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDY 01/13 14:19
77F：推 ROY123:後勁很強真的!! 01/13 14:23
78F：推 Dawnis:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 14:23
79F：推 needhp:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 14:25
80F：推 asdfgh30324:我看完也在想這哪招 01/13 14:27
81F：推 ththth:看字也以為是左圖+1 還想說好娘喔XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 14:28
83F：推 qvTYTvp:我也覺得這樣很娘 快笑死XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 14:32
84F：推 ttyycc:XDDDDDDD班長言語表達力不佳 01/13 14:38
85F：推 aoikimi:XDDDDD我笑瘋了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 15:01
86F：推 tonysan:這是坦克車 我是坦克車~ 01/13 15:19
87F：推 GJER:沒怎麼會是舉小拇指呢，一般都是舉中指才對吧！像醬：凸 01/13 15:20
88F：推 aphrodite98:我也以為這樣做耶.....女生+1 01/13 15:21
89F：推 emmalhp:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 15:38
90F：推 yokowind:超好笑XDDDDD 01/13 15:39
91F：推 Bajuef:我朋友她哥班上也有一個這樣的天兵XD 01/13 15:42
92F：推 swallowshow:果然 不枉費他是天兵!! 笑死了XDDDD 01/13 15:43
93F：推 morning12321:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD (笑倒 01/13 15:45
94F：推 vivi1210:我大笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 15:52
95F：推 a26884531:XDDDD 01/13 15:53
96F：推 blackbear:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 16:00
97F：推 ebbeQQ:XD 01/13 16:02
98F：推 lemonpoison:我也以為是這樣= = 01/13 16:05
99F：推 airysky:哈哈 01/13 16:06
100F：推 Murasaki0110:原來我也是天兵....(男生) 01/13 16:06
101F：推 kidboy619:!! 01/13 16:12
102F：推 stab22:XD 01/13 16:18
103F：→ vince0503123:天哪 01/13 16:23
104F：推 nanaling:我是女生~ 可是軍訓課就教過了呀@@~~~ 01/13 16:29
105F：推 sportsyzm:XDDD 01/13 16:30
106F：→ redchia:好炸XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 16:31
107F：→ dafo:.............. 01/13 16:36
108F：推 fooolfoool:這...應該會被電到翻過去吧!! 01/13 16:38
109F：推 k821251993:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 16:39
110F：推 gallery:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 16:44
111F：推 heuristik:天才... 01/13 16:45
113F：→ rightX:樓上讓我想到慧慈.......... 01/13 16:50
114F：推 kimuranene:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 16:55
115F：推 windmaster:拳眼朝前~ 那班長的說法本來就…容易誤會了! XDDD天兵 01/13 16:57
116F：推 twofishes2:哈哈哈哈哈... 01/13 17:00
117F：推 btbfccvxy:有笑有推XDDD 爆 01/13 17:00
118F：推 ru5229:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 17:03
119F：推 atheism1989:這種人是萬中無一的武林奇才ㄟ 01/13 17:09
120F：推 butter1211:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 17:10
121F：→ windguest:我是女生，還好我不用當兵 01/13 17:14
122F：推 mayuya:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑翻哩 01/13 17:23
123F：推 dca994:我也是天兵>///<我看著那段..也這麼的把小姆指舉起來惹(酸~ 01/13 17:23
124F：→ viviyo:哈哈哈 01/13 17:26
125F：→ nxdwx:快結訓的時候，班長應該會很想念天兵 01/13 17:33
126F：推 WilliamWill:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 17:55
127F：推 icyling:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 17:57
128F：推 s86283:這好笑 01/13 17:58
129F：推 puppy73321:XDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 18:07
130F：推 dryada:天兵在你後面他很火 01/13 18:27
他在金門他看不到.......XD
131F：推 globekiller:笑死了XDDDDDD 01/13 18:28
※ 編輯: g380risde 來自: 114.27.31.227 (01/13 18:29)
132F：→ globekiller:握拳小姆指朝向前沒錯啊XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 18:29
133F：推 iamwind7954:我也以為是那樣欸...(劃圈圈 01/13 18:30
134F：推 a880338:我也以為是這樣....XD 01/13 18:39
135F：推 xchangex:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 18:39
136F：推 a766242001:公然挑釁班長XD 01/13 18:50
137F：→ dogetina:看到圖我也笑了XD 01/13 18:52
138F：推 piaon:想像和圖片相同+1 女生+1 01/13 19:00
139F：推 ikumisa:我也是天兵... 01/13 19:05
140F：→ ZeroAeroXoly:█"◢███████◣"█████████████= 01/13 19:07
141F：→ ZeroAeroXoly:█ █◤__◥█◤__◥█ █ＸＤ必推███\(^~^)/"█= 01/13 19:07
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143F：→ ZeroAeroXoly:█ ██◥███◤██ █████████████= 01/13 19:07
144F：→ ZeroAeroXoly:█ ██◣______◢██ █感謝分享███ψQSWEET█= 01/13 19:07
145F：→ ZeroAeroXoly:█_◥███████◤_█████████████= 01/13 19:07
146F：推 liarstraw:跟左圖作一樣的動作 XD 女生+1 01/13 19:20
147F：推 mouse10389:想一樣+1 01/13 19:28
148F：推 inale:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 19:40
149F：推 judogirl:這樣應該要說「大」拇指朝前才對吧？ 01/13 19:44
150F：→ judogirl:我覺得說小拇指「在」前應該比較清楚 「朝」有指向性 01/13 19:46
151F：→ judogirl:會直覺聯想到指尖所指的方向 我承認我是女生 01/13 19:46
152F：推 keeyah:我笑到快瘋掉XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 19:52
153F：推 ringoringo:我看字比 跟左圖一樣啊XDDDDDDD 01/13 20:17
154F：→ elittle:我也是想這樣欸 我是女的XDD 01/13 20:27
155F：推 nocircle:超好笑啦 01/13 20:35
156F：推 walltiger:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 20:58
157F：推 s89214s:一開始也是想這樣 我是男的阿..... 01/13 21:06
158F：推 chih5120:我也是天兵XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD" 01/13 21:10
159F：推 innocent0910: 我不能同意你更多。 01/13 21:15
160F：推 fasfa:太好笑了~~超強啦!! 01/13 21:21
161F：推 cashko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 21:28
162F：推 Yie:XDDD 01/13 21:36
163F：推 imaginer:XDDDDDD 01/13 21:37
164F：推 scanoll:這太好笑了啦～停不下來了 01/13 21:51
165F：推 sarsmaker:拳面頂平 拳眼朝前吧.... 01/13 21:58
166F：→ GGisme:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 22:14
167F：推 Tommyi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 22:18
168F：推 kocw:XDDDDDDDDd 01/13 22:33
169F：推 ziggy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 22:34
170F：推 loading1:我也是這樣想的 01/13 22:40
171F：推 xkamome:跟想像相同...男的+1 01/13 22:52
172F：推 icewriter:媽拉我笑到眼淚都噴出來了XDDDDDD 01/14 00:12
173F：推 oreosea:笑翻 01/14 00:22
174F：推 chunching:大笑 01/14 00:24
175F：推 monkeyFJU:跟我想的一樣+1 XDDD 01/14 00:30
176F：推 yan35828:跟我想的一樣。但也間接發現我更天... 01/14 00:49
177F：推 c198333:point! 01/14 00:56
178F：推 ggaabbcc:幹我笑出來了 我的媽呀 01/14 01:00
179F：→ pipida00:好久沒有笑到肚子痛了 XDDDD 01/14 01:22
180F：推 juice044:funny 我也誤解了啦！！ 01/14 01:24
181F：推 Tamama56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/14 02:13
182F：推 tinyrain:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/14 04:10
183F：推 lucy22881:哈哈哈 笑死了!!!XDDD 01/14 05:17
184F：→ asami:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/14 07:03
185F：推 xslay:XDD 看完文字以為是那樣+1 01/14 13:34
186F：推 ivywu:其實，我也是以為是這樣啊~ 01/14 17:09
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