作者inelson ( 风之痕 )
标题[转录]Re: [听错] 天兵
时间Fri Jan 14 17:42:17 2011
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作者: g380risde (土拨鼠) 看板: StupidClown
标题: Re: [听错] 天兵
时间: Thu Jan 13 09:46:57 2011
说到天兵
当初新训的时候第一个训练就是举手
举手有很多种样式
第一次举的时候举错的都马被骂
没想到我隔壁的隔壁居然是如此的天兵.......
还记得那位天兵是23号
练了几次以後大家大概都会了 没想到那位23号还是不会....
班长:OOO(消音) 23号你是不会举手阿!!!握拳小拇指朝前听不懂啊!!
23号不知道是太紧张 还是听错
摆出了这个姿势....
我实在不知道要怎麽用言语形容这个姿势 直接看我自己拍的图片好了
http://ppt.cc/ye4A
之後本来想骂人的班长都跑去旁边偷笑就是了
更不用说全连的弟兄...XD
推文中有一些补充 例如照片是左手 还有班长下达命令不清楚之类的解释
漏打真是抱歉了 班长你有看到这篇的话绝对不要找我啊XD
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1F：推 aiooba:看到照片我大笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 09:59
2F：推 killer922:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 10:03
3F：推 sexxes:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好天 01/13 10:11
4F：推 anatasuki:XD 01/13 10:12
5F：推 aloma:XDDDDDDD 那是敌人指向器嘛？XDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 10:15
6F：推 yoshini:图片太好笑了XDDDDY 01/13 10:38
7F：推 weguin:完蛋了,我看完你的文字说明也以为是这样举耶(我是女的) 01/13 10:39
8F：推 imna:原来我也是天兵....... (女生+1) 01/13 10:47
9F：推 drx77177:这也真够天了XDD 01/13 10:49
10F：推 mylovingyou:图片跟我想像一致........ 还好女生不用当兵 01/13 10:49
11F：推 mnwzero:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 10:54
12F：推 ko74652:跟我想的一样.. 我是男生.. 01/13 10:56
13F：推 goldman0204:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 11:00
14F：推 beaune:跟我想的一样... 我也是男的 感谢大大的提醒 (误 01/13 11:12
15F：推 liang11225:有爆的潜能XDDDD 01/13 11:18
16F：推 mosquiton:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDD 01/13 11:19
17F：推 sv1723:想跟班长打勾勾吧XDDDDD 01/13 11:19
18F：推 georgekey:超好笑的啦!!! 01/13 11:19
19F：推 a26620297:阿 我也是天兵... 01/13 11:26
20F：推 LonyIce:完全无误阿~~~ 01/13 11:28
21F：推 s27473368:超好笑的XDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 11:30
22F：推 MrBee:这张图害我差点在办公室大笑，刚接起电话还讲不出话来XD 01/13 11:32
23F：→ MrBee:都已经「握拳」了，还把小拇指伸出来是哪招 01/13 11:34
24F：推 aloha17:看完描述我也以为是这样..囧 (女生) 01/13 11:36
25F：推 ken21034:DXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX 01/13 11:38
26F：→ doublemouth:其实我看你的文字我也以为是这样 想说这哪招.. 01/13 11:38
27F：推 Hans14:拳眼朝前 01/13 11:44
28F：推 killangle:有笑有推 01/13 11:46
29F：推 H9J868:图超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 11:46
30F：推 wwesley:Mr.小冯冯? 01/13 11:48
31F：→ georgekey:超北烂XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 11:50
32F：→ georgekey:上面有个DXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX的是? 01/13 11:50
33F：推 s84667308:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 11:52
34F：推 amywoo:真的是天兵~~XDDDDDD 01/13 11:56
35F：推 georgekey:在给你推一下 现在还在笑 01/13 11:56
36F：推 storyn67957:有笑有推XDDDDDDD 01/13 11:59
37F：推 l1l1l1l1:哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 12:08
38F：推 amasingroup:大笑中 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 12:09
39F：推 aliciahericc:好笑给推 01/13 12:13
40F：推 wilson2350:有推有笑XDDD 01/13 12:13
41F：推 ero7728:XD 01/13 12:14
42F：推 lodan:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 12:15
43F：推 mabye:看到图我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 12:15
44F：推 bearyu514:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 12:20
45F：推 OREOREO:XDDDDDDDD 01/13 12:20
46F：推 rightX:如果政府开放女兵的话........不知道会是怎样? 01/13 12:20
47F：推 m525:原来我也是天兵...边看原PO的文字就跟着做出左图的动作= = 01/13 12:23
48F：推 olivia1124:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 12:25
49F：推 lovengland:笑翻~ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 12:25
50F：推 sean10638:我记得当兵不是都要举右手 像图那样举左手会被婊死吧... 01/13 12:26
刚刚急着要拍照右手很顺手的就拿相机拍左手了....囧
51F：推 magi80328:我也觉得是他那样才对耶XDD 01/13 12:26
52F：推 wsf:不是应该拳眼朝前吗 小拇指朝前 我也以为是这样 XDDDDD 01/13 12:30
53F：推 likeit:整个爆笑XDDDDDD 01/13 12:34
54F：推 timlin:...他在呛班长吗XDDDDDDD 01/13 12:38
55F：推 summeruse:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 12:52
56F：推 myoutuki: XD 01/13 12:59
57F：推 vivikgk:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 13:07
58F：推 ycv1011:XDDDDDD 01/13 13:09
59F：推 suzzyfish:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 13:20
60F：推 celestialgod:超好笑XDDD 01/13 13:25
61F：推 snooker:图太好笑了 01/13 13:31
62F：推 yingsiou:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 我也以为这样举耶! <我也是女的> 01/13 13:35
63F：推 peikao:看字做出左图+1 还想说这什麽怪动作... (我也是女的) 01/13 13:37
64F：推 monica5286:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 13:37
65F：推 hcln24:後劲好强喔 01/13 13:38
66F：推 ULTRAdc:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 13:39
67F：推 iloveyou5201:等一下 我看字也做出左图耶.................... 01/13 13:39
68F：推 MusicShow:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 01/13 13:46
69F：推 action1988:看字做出左图+1 01/13 13:50
70F：推 Deesu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 13:50
71F：推 yumanatu:是班长表达不清，别怪天兵，以前都说拳心朝左、拳眼朝後 01/13 13:54
72F：嘘 lucas01:班长蒻制喔 01/13 14:06
我帮班长解释一下 这边算是我漏打的部分
前面已经有练过几次了
当然口号是拳心朝左 拳眼朝後(还是前我也忘了XD)
不过那个23号真的听不懂 每次就他一直错
班长才会无奈吼他说 小拇指朝前听不懂啊!!!!!
结果就 恩 跟图片一样XD
73F：推 lk99939:感觉好娘 01/13 14:08
74F：推 chaoyang:班长讲错啦 不过也太好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 14:13
75F：推 Mood310400:..我想的也是这样 惨 01/13 14:13
76F：推 vinita:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDY 01/13 14:19
77F：推 ROY123:後劲很强真的!! 01/13 14:23
78F：推 Dawnis:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 14:23
79F：推 needhp:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 14:25
80F：推 asdfgh30324:我看完也在想这哪招 01/13 14:27
81F：推 ththth:看字也以为是左图+1 还想说好娘喔XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 14:28
83F：推 qvTYTvp:我也觉得这样很娘 快笑死XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 14:32
84F：推 ttyycc:XDDDDDDD班长言语表达力不佳 01/13 14:38
85F：推 aoikimi:XDDDDD我笑疯了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 15:01
86F：推 tonysan:这是坦克车 我是坦克车~ 01/13 15:19
87F：推 GJER:没怎麽会是举小拇指呢，一般都是举中指才对吧！像酱：凸 01/13 15:20
88F：推 aphrodite98:我也以为这样做耶.....女生+1 01/13 15:21
89F：推 emmalhp:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 15:38
90F：推 yokowind:超好笑XDDDDD 01/13 15:39
91F：推 Bajuef:我朋友她哥班上也有一个这样的天兵XD 01/13 15:42
92F：推 swallowshow:果然 不枉费他是天兵!! 笑死了XDDDD 01/13 15:43
93F：推 morning12321:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD (笑倒 01/13 15:45
94F：推 vivi1210:我大笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 15:52
95F：推 a26884531:XDDDD 01/13 15:53
96F：推 blackbear:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 16:00
97F：推 ebbeQQ:XD 01/13 16:02
98F：推 lemonpoison:我也以为是这样= = 01/13 16:05
99F：推 airysky:哈哈 01/13 16:06
100F：推 Murasaki0110:原来我也是天兵....(男生) 01/13 16:06
101F：推 kidboy619:!! 01/13 16:12
102F：推 stab22:XD 01/13 16:18
103F：→ vince0503123:天哪 01/13 16:23
104F：推 nanaling:我是女生~ 可是军训课就教过了呀@@~~~ 01/13 16:29
105F：推 sportsyzm:XDDD 01/13 16:30
106F：→ redchia:好炸XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 16:31
107F：→ dafo:.............. 01/13 16:36
108F：推 fooolfoool:这...应该会被电到翻过去吧!! 01/13 16:38
109F：推 k821251993:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 16:39
110F：推 gallery:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 16:44
111F：推 heuristik:天才... 01/13 16:45
113F：→ rightX:楼上让我想到慧慈.......... 01/13 16:50
114F：推 kimuranene:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 16:55
115F：推 windmaster:拳眼朝前~ 那班长的说法本来就…容易误会了! XDDD天兵 01/13 16:57
116F：推 twofishes2:哈哈哈哈哈... 01/13 17:00
117F：推 btbfccvxy:有笑有推XDDD 爆 01/13 17:00
118F：推 ru5229:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 17:03
119F：推 atheism1989:这种人是万中无一的武林奇才ㄟ 01/13 17:09
120F：推 butter1211:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 17:10
121F：→ windguest:我是女生，还好我不用当兵 01/13 17:14
122F：推 mayuya:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑翻哩 01/13 17:23
123F：推 dca994:我也是天兵>///<我看着那段..也这麽的把小姆指举起来惹(酸~ 01/13 17:23
124F：→ viviyo:哈哈哈 01/13 17:26
125F：→ nxdwx:快结训的时候，班长应该会很想念天兵 01/13 17:33
126F：推 WilliamWill:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 17:55
127F：推 icyling:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 17:57
128F：推 s86283:这好笑 01/13 17:58
129F：推 puppy73321:XDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 18:07
130F：推 dryada:天兵在你後面他很火 01/13 18:27
他在金门他看不到.......XD
131F：推 globekiller:笑死了XDDDDDD 01/13 18:28
※ 编辑: g380risde 来自: 114.27.31.227 (01/13 18:29)
132F：→ globekiller:握拳小姆指朝向前没错啊XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 18:29
133F：推 iamwind7954:我也以为是那样欸...(划圈圈 01/13 18:30
134F：推 a880338:我也以为是这样....XD 01/13 18:39
135F：推 xchangex:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 18:39
136F：推 a766242001:公然挑衅班长XD 01/13 18:50
137F：→ dogetina:看到图我也笑了XD 01/13 18:52
138F：推 piaon:想像和图片相同+1 女生+1 01/13 19:00
139F：推 ikumisa:我也是天兵... 01/13 19:05
140F：→ ZeroAeroXoly:█"◢███████◣"█████████████= 01/13 19:07
141F：→ ZeroAeroXoly:█ █◤__◥█◤__◥█ █ＸＤ必推███\(^~^)/"█= 01/13 19:07
142F：→ ZeroAeroXoly:█ █◢█◣█◢█◣█ █████████████= 01/13 19:07
143F：→ ZeroAeroXoly:█ ██◥███◤██ █████████████= 01/13 19:07
144F：→ ZeroAeroXoly:█ ██◣______◢██ █感谢分享███ψQSWEET█= 01/13 19:07
145F：→ ZeroAeroXoly:█_◥███████◤_█████████████= 01/13 19:07
146F：推 liarstraw:跟左图作一样的动作 XD 女生+1 01/13 19:20
147F：推 mouse10389:想一样+1 01/13 19:28
148F：推 inale:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 19:40
149F：推 judogirl:这样应该要说「大」拇指朝前才对吧？ 01/13 19:44
150F：→ judogirl:我觉得说小拇指「在」前应该比较清楚 「朝」有指向性 01/13 19:46
151F：→ judogirl:会直觉联想到指尖所指的方向 我承认我是女生 01/13 19:46
152F：推 keeyah:我笑到快疯掉XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 19:52
153F：推 ringoringo:我看字比 跟左图一样啊XDDDDDDD 01/13 20:17
154F：→ elittle:我也是想这样欸 我是女的XDD 01/13 20:27
155F：推 nocircle:超好笑啦 01/13 20:35
156F：推 walltiger:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 20:58
157F：推 s89214s:一开始也是想这样 我是男的阿..... 01/13 21:06
158F：推 chih5120:我也是天兵XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD" 01/13 21:10
159F：推 innocent0910: 我不能同意你更多。 01/13 21:15
160F：推 fasfa:太好笑了~~超强啦!! 01/13 21:21
161F：推 cashko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 21:28
162F：推 Yie:XDDD 01/13 21:36
163F：推 imaginer:XDDDDDD 01/13 21:37
164F：推 scanoll:这太好笑了啦～停不下来了 01/13 21:51
165F：推 sarsmaker:拳面顶平 拳眼朝前吧.... 01/13 21:58
166F：→ GGisme:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 22:14
167F：推 Tommyi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 22:18
168F：推 kocw:XDDDDDDDDd 01/13 22:33
169F：推 ziggy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 22:34
170F：推 loading1:我也是这样想的 01/13 22:40
171F：推 xkamome:跟想像相同...男的+1 01/13 22:52
172F：推 icewriter:妈拉我笑到眼泪都喷出来了XDDDDDD 01/14 00:12
173F：推 oreosea:笑翻 01/14 00:22
174F：推 chunching:大笑 01/14 00:24
175F：推 monkeyFJU:跟我想的一样+1 XDDD 01/14 00:30
176F：推 yan35828:跟我想的一样。但也间接发现我更天... 01/14 00:49
177F：推 c198333:point! 01/14 00:56
178F：推 ggaabbcc:干我笑出来了 我的妈呀 01/14 01:00
179F：→ pipida00:好久没有笑到肚子痛了 XDDDD 01/14 01:22
180F：推 juice044:funny 我也误解了啦！！ 01/14 01:24
181F：推 Tamama56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/14 02:13
182F：推 tinyrain:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/14 04:10
183F：推 lucy22881:哈哈哈 笑死了!!!XDDD 01/14 05:17
184F：→ asami:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/14 07:03
185F：推 xslay:XDD 看完文字以为是那样+1 01/14 13:34
186F：推 ivywu:其实，我也是以为是这样啊~ 01/14 17:09
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