作者walkinrain (阿短)
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標題[轉錄][眼殘] 朋友的女兒
時間Fri Oct 12 20:45:24 2007
※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: cerruti1881 (CERRUTI 1881) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [眼殘] 朋友的女兒
時間: Fri Oct 12 17:56:08 2007
話說朋友的老婆剛生下小女兒
以前聊天說過生出來我要當乾爹
結果今天在 msn 上遇到朋友:
我: 恭喜啊
友: 謝謝啊
我: 啥時可以幹我乾女兒
友: ...................
我: 打錯 看我乾女兒
友已離線.......................
(大哭)
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21F:推 imeder:科技始於人性~ 原po就承認吧 ... XDDD 10/12 18:12
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26F:推 Lushou:您為什麼要這麼著急呢?? 10/12 18:19
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56F:推 henry921:========以下開放幹原po乾女兒========================= 10/12 18:44
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93F:推 trinity1103:如果是大陸: 何時可以看我干女兒? 10/12 19:19
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