作者walkinrain (阿短)
看板NCCU07_Arab
标题[转录][眼残] 朋友的女儿
时间Fri Oct 12 20:45:24 2007
※ [本文转录自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: cerruti1881 (CERRUTI 1881) 看板: StupidClown
标题: [眼残] 朋友的女儿
时间: Fri Oct 12 17:56:08 2007
话说朋友的老婆刚生下小女儿
以前聊天说过生出来我要当乾爹
结果今天在 msn 上遇到朋友:
我: 恭喜啊
友: 谢谢啊
我: 啥时可以干我乾女儿
友: ...................
我: 打错 看我乾女儿
友已离线.......................
(大哭)
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21F：推 imeder:科技始於人性~ 原po就承认吧 ... XDDD 10/12 18:12
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43F：推 RedGel:友:干 我赶快离线 先抢先赢!! 10/12 18:32
44F：→ smilemiz:变态！ 10/12 18:32
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56F：推 henry921:========以下开放干原po乾女儿========================= 10/12 18:44
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