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標題[轉錄]大學聯考零分之英文作文內容..
時間Wed Nov 20 01:20:01 2002
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作者: iiippp (我好想你) 看板: joke
標題: 大學聯考零分之英文作文內容..
時間: Sun Nov 17 12:32:58 2002
台灣地區大學聯考零分之英文作文
英文作文-９２１地震
What was I doing when the ９２１ earthquake
happened?
In ９２１ earthquake, I and my girlfriend are
together.We are on
the bed, doing love. I am up, and she is down.
So we are up and down, up and down ...... together.
The earthquake is more and more big, and we are more
and
more excited.
Though my girlfriend says no,no ......I know her
heart say
yes,yes......
At last, we are into high 潮 together. That day, we
are the
happiest a day.
I hope the last time is fast a little come.
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評分：０分
評語：請尊重考試
..........真是辛苦他了.......XD
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2F：→ Xenor:唉，離過年還有一段時間...別急著回娘家啊 推 210.85.6.174 11/17
3F：→ paaq:其實是因為抄襲~~所以o分 推140.112.244.113 11/17
4F：→ minyuan:真是辛苦你這麼努力的回娘家了.. 推 61.30.114.185 11/17
5F：→ Makoto17:英文作文還摻雜中文 零分!! 推 211.74.132.91 11/17
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