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标题[转录]大学联考零分之英文作文内容..
时间Wed Nov 20 01:20:01 2002
※ [本文转录自 joke 看板]
作者: iiippp (我好想你) 看板: joke
标题: 大学联考零分之英文作文内容..
时间: Sun Nov 17 12:32:58 2002
台湾地区大学联考零分之英文作文
英文作文-９２１地震
What was I doing when the ９２１ earthquake
happened?
In ９２１ earthquake, I and my girlfriend are
together.We are on
the bed, doing love. I am up, and she is down.
So we are up and down, up and down ...... together.
The earthquake is more and more big, and we are more
and
more excited.
Though my girlfriend says no,no ......I know her
heart say
yes,yes......
At last, we are into high 潮 together. That day, we
are the
happiest a day.
I hope the last time is fast a little come.
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评分：０分
评语：请尊重考试
..........真是辛苦他了.......XD
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