作者sinrong (─═╤╧︻▄& ㄧζ~ㄑ﹫)
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標題[外絮] Worst NBA Champions 系列(5)
時間Tue Feb 1 08:38:22 2011
連接
http://basketbawful.blogspot.com/2010_09_01_archive.html
新手有錯請指正 Orz
Worst NBA Champions: Brian Scalabrine and Scott Pollard
Sorry it's been a few days since the last post in this series.
先和各位說聲抱歉，脫稿了很長一段時間。
I also apologize for skipping the 2006-07 San Antonio Spurs. There just wasn't
anybody in that group who really stood out as a Worst NBA Champion. And I spent
literally minutes thinking about it. You know, between reading picking out
bellybutton lint and Googling "Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus."
我也想為我跳過06/07球季的馬刺說聲抱歉。在那個隊伍中並沒有任何可以寫進這系列的人
。當然我花了一些時間做出決定。大約就是了解如何清肚臍以及搜尋【噬人鯊大戰食人鱷
】這部電影所花的時間。
So since I copped out on naming the worst winner from the '07 Spurs, I am
handing out the ultra-rare co-Worst NBA Champion award to Brian Scalabrine and
Scot Pollard. Because we hear at Basketbawful take our quotas very seriously.
在我把07年馬刺裡的沾光者抓出來之前，先讓我把超罕見的並列最差總冠軍球員獎項辦給
Brian Scalabrine 和 Scot Pollard。之所以說罕見是因為大家都知道我們對於這個獎項
的配額掌控的很嚴謹。
These fine examples of the inequites of human life appeared in a grand total of
70 games for the 2007-08 Boston Celtics (22 for Samurai Scot and 48 for the
Ginger Ninja). Scal logged more minutes (517 to 173) but Pollard was the better
shooter (52% to 30%). And although the raw numbers put Brian (1.8 PPG, 1.6 RPG)
and Scot (1.8 PPG, 1.7 RPG) in a statistical dead heat, Pollard had the higher
PER (8.7 to 5.7). They both finished the season with 0.6 Win Shares.
這兩位不公平人生的好例子總共只為07/08賽季的Celtics出賽了70場('武士'Scot出賽22場
，生姜頭'忍者'出賽 48場)。Scalabrine出賽時間較長(517分鐘比173分鐘)但是Pollard有
更好的投籃命中率(52%比30%)。而儘管這些基本的數據讓Scalabrine(場均1.8分，1.6個籃
板)和Pollard(場均1.8分，1.7個籃板)看起來不相上下，但是Pollard有著更高的PER(8.7
比5.7)。他們的賽季勝場貢獻指數都是0.6。
(Samurai Scot是Pollard在國王時期得到的暱稱，圖 http://0rz.tw/mELo6 蠻接近的XD
Ginger Ninja是Scalabrine的暱稱，形容他的表現像忍者一樣消失了，生薑指他的髮色)
But enough about the regular season. With all due respect to Jim Mora, let's
talk about playoffs. And that's where these two men have something in common.
You know, besides their stunning whiteness and strangely similar Wikipedia
pictures. They both logged exactly zero postseason minutes for the '08 Celtics.
關於例行賽的部分我們就討論到這裡。恕我對Jim Mora直言，讓我們來看看季後賽的部分
吧。這是兩人有共同之處的部分。我是說在除了他們在維基百科上讓人印象深刻蒼白而怪
異的相似照片以外。他們在08年季後賽為Celtics登錄的時間都是0分鐘。
Zero. Zilch. Nada.
零。零。零。 (大三零XD)
"But Basketbawful," you say, "Didn't the Celtics beat the Lakers by 39 points
in the series clincher?Surely Brian and Scot made at least a cameo appearance."
"可是阿,"你會說，"Celtics不是在冠軍戰中以39分將湖人打敗了嗎? Brian和Scot肯定有
機會跑一下龍套啊。
Nope. They were both left off Boston's playoff roster.
沒有。他們都被Celtics晾在季後賽輪值以外。
Of course, that didn't stop Scalabrine from showing off his ring with impunity:
http://0rz.tw/mXzZq
Ring count: Brian Scalabrine 1. Charles Barkley, Dominique Wilkins,
Elgin Baylor, John Stockton, Karl Malone and Patrick Ewing 0.
當然，這都不會阻止Scalabrine像沒事兒一般的出示他的冠軍戒:
總冠軍次數 1次: Brian Scalabrine
0次: Charles Barkley, Dominique Wilkins,Elgin Baylor,
John Stockton, Karl Malone, Patrick Ewing
Ditto for Pollard. Warning: Don't look too closely at Craig Sager's freaky
thumbnail: http://0rz.tw/1ptyL
Pollard的部分也同上。警告:請不要過分注意Craig Sager的奇怪拇指甲:
But I'm gonna go ahead and give Scal and Pollard 1a. and 1b. status,
respectively. Brian earned it. With this post-championship press conference:
http://0rz.tw/Tmlu9
但是我想要再將Scalabrine以及Pollard 分為1a及1b的等級。Scalabrine得到了較高的排
名。附上他在總冠軍戰後記者招待會上的影片:
When Brian Scalabrine becomes the voice of victory, something has gone horribly
wrong.
一部分事情在Brian Scalabrine為勝利做出發言後變得讓人覺得非常的討厭。
Anyway, Pollard went out on top, retiring after his one and only title.
Scalabrine hung on for a couple seasons, but the summer of 2010 -- during which
Darko "Manna From Heaven" Milicic got a $20 million contract -- left Brian
jobless.
無論如何，Pollard排在Scalabrine之後，在得到了他第一也是唯一一個總冠軍戒子後退休
了。Scalabrine繼續打了幾個球季，然後在2010年的夏天--當"天賜甘露"Darko Milicic領
到2千萬的合約后--Scalabrine失去了他的飯碗。
And here we are.
讓我們再來看看其他的。
Pollard is best known for bad hair, telling kids to do drugs on live TV, and
inciting Cheryl Miller into her infamous "ballahz around the world" speech.
Meanwhile, according to ESPN's Tom Haberstroh, Scalabrine is the worst player
in Celtics history.
Pollard最出名的是造型難看的頭髮，在電視直播中告訴小孩如何吸毒，還有激起
Cheryl Miller說出"全世界都是ballahz"那段聲名狼藉的話。另外根據來自ESPN Tom
Haberstroh的說法，Scalabrine是Celtics史上最爛的球員。
( Cheryl Miller就是Reggie Miller的姐姐 ballahz不知道要翻什麼
直接看影片比較快 反正就是後來Cheryl不爽而講的話 http://0rz.tw/yBzqz )
But they have rings.
下來兩篇都是99/10湖人的
Worst NBA Champions: Sasha Vujacic
Worst NBA Champions: Adam Morrison
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這篇比較沒有什麼內容 Orz
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5F：推 ericlive :好棒,但是我看不太懂= =+ 02/01 09:25
6F：推 sptcq81 :不過Pollard當年在國王就該有戒了 02/01 09:35
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