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標題[轉錄][恍神] 同學，你哪間學校的?
時間Mon Mar 22 23:56:15 2010
※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: love24h7days (好想變成西瓜) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [恍神] 同學，你哪間學校的?
時間: Mon Mar 22 19:22:42 2010
我在國軍online的時候，
聽長官說過這個故事，
剛剛搜尋了一下應該沒有op，
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長官他在讀軍校的時候，
同學休假常常邀約一起去打網咖，
當時軍校明令禁止軍校生出入[不正當場所]，
不准去學校周邊的網咖，
某個網咖的假日下午，
老闆突然從一樓衝上來二樓，
大喊說[你們長官過來抓人啦!!]
二樓一片慌亂，
一堆軍校生想跑又沒地方跑，
素有急智的一個學長，
出來穩定軍心，
說[別怕!!我們又沒穿制服，只是頭髮比較短，全校幾千個學生我就不信他們全認得!!]
大家一想也對，
於是擬定策略，
就態若自然!!來個一問三不知!裝作是外校的學生!!
所有人重新坐下繼續打怪練功，
偷瞄兩個長官慢慢的從樓梯口出現，
長官上來慢慢的晃了一圈，
氣氛也越來越凝重，
長官突然把手搭在一個人肩上，
說:[同學，你是不是XX官校的?]
只看這位同學，
裝作一臉屌樣滿臉不甩的回答
[報告，不是!! ]
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主啊!求祢看顧`保守我們的腳步, 使我們不致偏離祢的路,阿們!
另外,如果祢來過的話,
記得在留言版留言,順便留下祢的網址,
我也會去看祢的網誌`替祢衝人氣的!!阿們!!
http://www.wretch.cc/blog/love24h7days
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