作者skj21568 (龙哥)
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标题[转录][恍神] 同学，你哪间学校的?
时间Mon Mar 22 23:56:15 2010
※ [本文转录自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: love24h7days (好想变成西瓜) 看板: StupidClown
标题: [恍神] 同学，你哪间学校的?
时间: Mon Mar 22 19:22:42 2010
我在国军online的时候，
听长官说过这个故事，
刚刚搜寻了一下应该没有op，
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长官他在读军校的时候，
同学休假常常邀约一起去打网咖，
当时军校明令禁止军校生出入[不正当场所]，
不准去学校周边的网咖，
某个网咖的假日下午，
老板突然从一楼冲上来二楼，
大喊说[你们长官过来抓人啦!!]
二楼一片慌乱，
一堆军校生想跑又没地方跑，
素有急智的一个学长，
出来稳定军心，
说[别怕!!我们又没穿制服，只是头发比较短，全校几千个学生我就不信他们全认得!!]
大家一想也对，
於是拟定策略，
就态若自然!!来个一问三不知!装作是外校的学生!!
所有人重新坐下继续打怪练功，
偷瞄两个长官慢慢的从楼梯口出现，
长官上来慢慢的晃了一圈，
气氛也越来越凝重，
长官突然把手搭在一个人肩上，
说:[同学，你是不是XX官校的?]
只看这位同学，
装作一脸屌样满脸不甩的回答
[报告，不是!! ]
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主啊!求祢看顾`保守我们的脚步, 使我们不致偏离祢的路,阿们!
另外,如果祢来过的话,
记得在留言版留言,顺便留下祢的网址,
我也会去看祢的网志`替祢冲人气的!!阿们!!
http://www.wretch.cc/blog/love24h7days
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