作者hermione731 (Acquiesce)
看板MUSE
標題[惡搞] Some funny quotes
時間Sun Mar 4 23:48:10 2007
在前幾篇的那些youtube影片中
Muse在許多人心中絕對又加上了一個"搞笑"的封號吧
不過他們除了會表現的很好笑外
也常常在訪問或是與歌迷的對話中講出一些讓人狂笑的東西
我選了以下幾個我覺得很經典的quote:
1.訪問者很故意篇
Interviewer:what's your favourite or worse place to play the guitar?
Matt:My worse is around one or two people,i just cant do it
I:will you play me a song
Matt:did you............even listen to what i just said!?
2.想起來很害羞篇
Dom:we were looking for a high percussion sound for the end of the song `Space
Dementia` and we tried shakers, salt and pepper things, and even palm rubbing,
but we ended up miking up Matt's trouser zipper.
3.太謙虛篇
Matt:"I think i'm crap. I'm a crap guitar player. I'm really not very good.
And i thought I was a good singer until I met Coldplay. That guy's got
a real voice. He can sing ."
4.年少的愛情篇
Matt on his teenage girlfriend:
"And when we split up, just after we finished the second album, that whole
period was quite, erm, experimental."
5.Matt最害怕的事情
ꄠMatt:"Being impregnated by an alien and giving birth. It'd be awful to give
birth to a freak so you'd have to hide it away from everyone but still bring
it up as your own."
6.Matt & Madonna !?
I:are you a glastonbury virgin or veteran?
Matt:i feel like a virgin, but i have a feeling i'm a veteran. it's like
madonna - like a virgin (cue the famous matt laugh)
7.Matt & Dom!?
Matt:if you had to select a fancy dress outfit for me, would you choose
batman, superman or wonderwoman?
Chris: batman
Matt: thats dark. I'm not a dark person, I'm the sunshine of your life!
Dom:well I'd say wonderwoman
Matt: thats how he'd want to see me. ever since I saw him bend over to get
an injection in the bum theres been a strange energy between us
(laughs) there's definately suspicion!
8.Dom有一套清潔化妝組
Dom: whats the worst thing about sharing a tourbus with me?
Matt: all your faffing about. his electric toothbrush and mouthwash just
wind me up. for one, it reminds me how unclean I am.
9.真的假的!?
Chris:whats my most annoying habit?
Matt: farting. I can recognise you by your farts by both smell and volume.
10.經典中的經典
Chris: who's the biggest bitch?
Dom: matts the biggest and we're his bitches
11.Dom的要求很超過
Dom: if a venomous snake bit by arse would you suck the poison out?
Matt: I'd be more than happy to. I have got medical training-I did a first
aid course. i can do resuscitation, mouth-to-mouth, all that kind of
thing. if you cut an artery open I could stop the bleeding; tie a belt
around the groin, fucking do it tight and stand on it, and go
'SHUT UP'!.....but yeah, the venom. I'm not that advanced but I'd give
it a go.
Dom: what if it bit me on my knob?
Matt: then I would let you die.
12.秘密
ꄺTell us a secret
Matt: Dom and I have identical remote control cars. I crashed mine and
swapped the body shells and didnt tell Dom'
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有人還有看過更有趣的嗎?
他們接受訪問常常會亂說話XD
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※ 編輯: hermione731 來自: 61.230.8.225 (03/04 23:49)
1F:→ gaudi:先看第一個就覺得好好笑 想像那畫面 這稀有沒有畫面啊 03/04 23:50
2F:推 gaudi:沒想到MATT覺得COLDPLAY的聲音好耶 03/04 23:54
3F:推 halimouw:I'm the sunshine of your life! XDDDDD 03/04 23:55
4F:推 Gronkjaer:matts the biggest and we're his bitches XDDDDDDDDDDD 03/04 23:59
5F:推 gaudi:如果有毒蛇咬了DOM的屁股 MATT願意幫他把毒液吸出來 結果 03/05 00:02
6F:→ gaudi:DOM又問如果咬在我的XX上呢 MATT說 那他寧願看著DOM死 哈哈 03/05 00:03
7F:→ gaudi:我快笑死了 這些到底有沒有畫面看啊 還是雜誌訪問啊 笑死了 03/05 00:04
8F:推 panasia:我也像看畫面也 要打什麼關鍵字在YOUTUBE呢? 03/05 00:06
9F:→ gaudi:原來CHRIS的屁很擾人啊 03/05 00:14
10F:推 ab3cd:最後一個好好笑XDDD 03/05 00:14
11F:→ gaudi:對啊 沒想到MATT很壞 自己遙控車壞了 竟偷拿DOM的來換 03/05 00:17
12F:→ gaudi:還敢說自己不是dark person,sunshine of your life個頭啦 XD 03/05 00:18
13F:推 hermione731:這有些是雜誌的訪問 有些是節目 因為是好一陣子前選 03/05 00:23
14F:→ hermione731:的了 所以都已經不太記得出處哩 sorry 03/05 00:24
15F:推 Maderline:XDDDDDDD 好笑推 MUSE真的太寶了啊 03/05 00:24
16F:推 firth:like a virgin好冷喔XD 真是個歡樂團 XDXDXD 03/05 00:29
17F:推 an413c:好笑!! 我喜歡第一個!!! 不過有聽說過這件事情了.. 03/05 00:40
18F:推 ventelp:XDDDDDDD... 03/05 00:40
19F:推 ciaovivianna:笑死了XDDD I'm the sunshine of your life! 03/05 01:04
20F:推 dearlayla:matts the biggest and we're his bitches XD 03/05 01:13
21F:推 sunnyhua:XDDDD 03/05 02:21
22F:推 JO87:matts the biggest and we're his bitches! LOL XD 03/05 03:29
23F:推 footballitis:matts the biggest and we're his bitches XDDDDDDD 03/05 21:51