在前几篇的那些youtube影片中　 Muse在许多人心中绝对又加上了一个"搞笑"的封号吧 不过他们除了会表现的很好笑外 也常常在访问或是与歌迷的对话中讲出一些让人狂笑的东西 我选了以下几个我觉得很经典的quote: 1.访问者很故意篇 Interviewer:what's your favourite or worse place to play the guitar? Matt:My worse is around one or two people,i just cant do it I:will you play me a song Matt:did you............even listen to what i just said!? 2.想起来很害羞篇 Dom:we were looking for a high percussion sound for the end of the song `Space Dementia` and we tried shakers, salt and pepper things, and even palm rubbing, but we ended up miking up Matt's trouser zipper. 3.太谦虚篇 Matt:"I think i'm crap. I'm a crap guitar player. I'm really not very good. And i thought I was a good singer until I met Coldplay. That guy's got a real voice. He can sing ." 4.年少的爱情篇 　Matt on his teenage girlfriend: 　"And when we split up, just after we finished the second album, that whole period was quite, erm, experimental." 5.Matt最害怕的事情 ꄠMatt:"Being impregnated by an alien and giving birth. It'd be awful to give birth to a freak so you'd have to hide it away from everyone but still bring it up as your own." 6.Matt & Madonna !? I:are you a glastonbury virgin or veteran? Matt:i feel like a virgin, but i have a feeling i'm a veteran. it's like madonna - like a virgin (cue the famous matt laugh) 7.Matt & Dom!? Matt:if you had to select a fancy dress outfit for me, would you choose batman, superman or wonderwoman? Chris: batman Matt: thats dark. I'm not a dark person, I'm the sunshine of your life! Dom:well I'd say wonderwoman Matt: thats how he'd want to see me. ever since I saw him bend over to get an injection in the bum theres been a strange energy between us (laughs) there's definately suspicion! 8.Dom有一套清洁化妆组 Dom: whats the worst thing about sharing a tourbus with me? Matt: all your faffing about. his electric toothbrush and mouthwash just wind me up. for one, it reminds me how unclean I am. 9.真的假的!? Chris:whats my most annoying habit? Matt: farting. I can recognise you by your farts by both smell and volume. 10.经典中的经典 Chris: who's the biggest bitch? Dom: matts the biggest and we're his bitches 11.Dom的要求很超过 Dom: if a venomous snake bit by arse would you suck the poison out? Matt: I'd be more than happy to. I have got medical training-I did a first aid course. i can do resuscitation, mouth-to-mouth, all that kind of thing. if you cut an artery open I could stop the bleeding; tie a belt around the groin, fucking do it tight and stand on it, and go 'SHUT UP'!.....but yeah, the venom. I'm not that advanced but I'd give it a go. Dom: what if it bit me on my knob? Matt: then I would let you die. 12.秘密 　ꄺTell us a secret Matt: Dom and I have identical remote control cars. I crashed mine and swapped the body shells and didnt tell Dom' --- 有人还有看过更有趣的吗? 他们接受访问常常会乱说话XD --

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