作者jonsep (鶴)
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標題[轉錄][無言] 今天去東區
時間Fri Dec 7 00:43:32 2007
※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: TKelevens (全面挑戰) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [無言] 今天去東區
時間: Thu Dec 6 21:57:58 2007
今晚跟人約在東區 敦化 & 忠孝 路口的 Haagen-Dazs
我快走到的時候 , 打個電話給他問他到哪了
我用新買的藍牙耳機 , SAMSUNG , 很小 , 約兩個小拇指節 , 耳塞式 , 無 U 型勾
我走到馬路口要過馬路時 , 剛好碰紅燈 , 我是沒趕上
只好站在路口講電話
因為風很大 , 頭髮被吹很亂 , 我撥了一下頭髮
幹 !! 把耳機撥掉了 , 咚咚咚 就掉進我腳邊的水溝蓋裡
我超驚慌 , 而且對方仍在線上
我看看沒有來車 , 趕快蹲下把眼睛湊近水溝蓋看看我的全新藍牙耳機哪去了
咚咚咚
我的手機從襯衫口袋順勢滑出 , 也掉進水溝蓋
幹 !! 無解了
可是我朋友仍在線上吧
我把嘴巴湊近水溝蓋旁朝著下面大喊
" 喂 ~ 先這樣啦 ~ 你先掛掉 , 等等 Haagen-Dazs 見 "
這時候我站起身來
身後已經站滿一堆也要等過馬路的人
他們都在看著我呢 ...
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3F：推 twfk:本日最笨+1 12/06 22:00
4F：推 kurama117:(狂笑) 12/06 21:59
5F：推 g3sg1:那最後手機有撿回來嗎? 12/06 22:00
6F：推 a97586266:原po有錢人~高級手機掉了還去吃哈跟 12/06 22:00
7F：推 smilestupid:好昂貴的笨點 Q__Q 12/06 22:01
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27F：推 Mao0218:喂 ~ 先這樣啦 ~ 你先掛掉 , 等等下水道見！ 12/06 22:15
28F：推 neil1231:XD 真的還蠻慘的 12/06 22:14
29F：推 lilafish:XDDDDDDDDD 12/06 22:15
30F：推 rex740901:原PO:好在那隻是3210…藍芽只是我得幻覺 12/06 22:15
31F：推 waynemayday:幸好原PO不是半夜在做這種事情........ 12/06 22:16
32F：推 sixpoint:[超幹] 今天看到有人在約忍者龜去吃哈根大使 12/06 22:16
33F：推 bigproblem:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/06 22:17
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36F：推 olivia1124:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/06 22:17
37F：推 iverson7394:忍者龜：幹!必勝客比較讚啦! 12/06 22:18
38F：推 angelnatsumi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/06 22:19
39F：推 hororose:忍者龜: 有手機!! 剛好可以叫必勝客外賣 12/06 22:19
40F：推 shliau:XD 12/06 22:20
41F：推 penQ:今日最好笑，哈哈 12/06 22:20
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45F：推 cerryyang:XDDDDDDDDD 12/06 22:23
46F：推 ffmuteki9:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/06 22:23
47F：推 ivywu:超好笑！約米開朗基羅去吃哈根大屎吧！ 12/06 22:23
48F：→ PDAN:慘 真的很慘 12/06 22:24
49F：推 voosh:XD 路人應該以為你有神經病… 12/06 22:24
50F：推 nnku:XDXDDDDDDDDD 路人都嚇死了吧 12/06 22:24
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63F：推 ETTom:有笑有推～本日最笨XD 12/06 22:33
64F：推 chobitsally:好慘喔.... 12/06 22:33
65F：推 Raist:XDDDDDDDD 原PO好闊氣! 機機掉了眉頭都不皺一下!!! 12/06 22:33
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67F：推 Yie:XD 12/06 22:34
68F：推 pk90290:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/06 22:34
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70F：推 snakeh89232:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/06 22:35
71F：推 yucho:好好笑 XD 12/06 22:35
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73F：推 robert780612:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/06 22:36
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75F：推 paul7833:推簽名檔 12/06 22:36
76F：推 rickhung32:XD 12/06 22:38
77F：推 wl1980128:哈哈哈~好好笑 12/06 22:38
78F：推 bggyp:XDDDD 12/06 22:38
79F：推 ppmmm:我想到忍者龜....... 12/06 22:38
80F：推 zo4:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/06 22:40
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82F：推 lacemeow:推~咚咚咚*2 約忍者龜吃哈跟大使XD 12/06 22:40
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85F：推 Calvin620707:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/06 22:43
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※ cloudhg:轉錄至看板 KS93-320 12/06 22:43
87F：推 asert:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/06 22:43
88F：推 ZETA821:原PO幫我跟米開朗基羅問個好 12/06 22:43
89F：推 CKPILOT:XD 12/06 22:44
90F：推 herro0816:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/06 22:44
91F：推 plumg:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/06 22:44
92F：推 cchch:蠢XD 12/06 22:44
93F：推 ltmqw:小孩：媽媽，這個人跟水溝老鼠講話… 12/06 22:46
94F：推 pp0322:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/06 22:47
95F：推 asnakep:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/06 22:47
96F：推 momika:XD 12/06 22:47
97F：推 Ayaun0417:媽媽:快轉頭 不要看 12/06 22:49
98F：推 clovefen:國王的耳朵是驢耳朵~ 12/06 22:50
99F：推 caffeedo:太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/06 22:50
100F：→ icemouse:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/06 22:51
101F：推 zeais:(Y) 12/06 22:51
102F：推 smilestupid:媽:快轉頭 不要看 小心變成忍者龜 12/06 22:51
103F：推 yiren513:忍者龜:你掉的是金手機還是銀手機? 12/06 22:49
104F：推 shyuantseh:要爆了要爆了 96 12/06 22:52
105F：推 vinita:..XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/06 22:53
106F：推 asanoruka:我掉的是裡面有正妹桌面的手機 12/06 22:53
107F：推 ru041l3:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/06 22:53
108F：推 f12345678900:爆~ 12/06 22:54
109F：推 magicanson:慘 12/06 22:54
110F：推 emmalee:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/06 22:54
111F：推 hjt00:補刀XD 12/06 22:54
112F：推 sean10638:爆 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/06 22:54
113F：推 hsm0618:好可憐 12/06 22:54
114F：推 ypla:太好笑啦XDDDDDDDDDDD 12/06 22:55
115F：推 rythem:有笑有推～原PO很大氣！！！XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/06 22:55
116F：推 isaza:忍者龜XDDDDD 12/06 22:55
117F：推 Hans14:XD 意志堅強! 還能跟水溝中的手機對話, 一般人大概抓狂了 12/06 22:54
118F：推 anochen:推忍者龜..... 12/06 22:56
119F：→ Hans14:喔對! 而且還很好心要對方掛電話 XD 12/06 22:56
120F：推 NoCanDo:讓我來炸了這篇文！ 12/06 22:56
121F：→ NoCanDo:這裡是101 12/06 22:57
122F：推 sbgj:好好笑喔XD 12/06 22:57
123F：推 TinyaX:XDDDDDDD 12/06 22:59
124F：推 xx5244:我笑了推唷～ 12/06 23:00
125F：推 kai08130623:裝備過太多,這就是祭品啊XD 12/06 23:01
126F：推 coolmilktea:我笑到...下八好痛...(下巴壞掉還是不要看笨版的好) 12/06 23:02
127F：推 windtin:原PO:看啥!!我再跟忍者龜說話 12/06 23:03
128F：推 mayloveonly:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/06 23:05
129F：推 skywalkery:你們剛剛沒看到嗎? 多納泰羅在跟我說話啊 12/06 23:06
130F：推 aukyo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD超好笑 12/06 23:06
131F：推 brooklyns:有笑有推 12/06 23:06
132F：推 a0955219393:太可憐又太好笑 12/06 23:06
133F：推 tim08051:XDDDDDD超好笑 但是好貴的笑點喔! 12/06 23:07
134F：推 chair77625:有笑友推XDDDDDD我旁邊的一直笑拉XDDDDDD 12/06 23:07
135F：推 shadowshadow:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD超好笑 12/06 23:07
136F：推 kevgeo:XD 12/06 23:08
137F：推 chenmick:原po:Mike 等等在pizza店見 12/06 23:07
138F：推 yphs88:原PO真是有錢人 12/06 23:15
139F：推 rex0526:XDDDDD 12/06 23:15
140F：推 juliehome:是在約忍者龜嗎?? 12/06 23:15
141F：推 snowcs:回去衝裝備吧 12/06 23:15
142F：推 Tamama56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/06 23:18
143F：推 RUNINTO:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/06 23:18
144F：推 tacohi:哈哈哈哈 原PO帥呆了 12/06 23:21
145F：推 aquawish:看完第一個反應→好貴...... 12/06 23:24
146F：推 HornyDragon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/06 23:24
147F：推 jom0505:[見鬼] 今天看到有人在約忍者龜去吃哈根大使 12/06 23:24
148F：推 sky2k5:推忍者龜 XD 12/06 23:28
149F：推 poikg:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/06 23:28
150F：推 onlywei:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/06 23:28
151F：推 weljay0413:真的是太笨了啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/06 23:28
152F：推 blackcat:沒有人關心手機到底有沒有撿回來嗎?XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/06 23:29
153F：推 Aseven:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/06 23:29
154F：推 hero1017:[見鬼] 今天看到有人在約忍者龜去吃哈根大使 12/06 23:30
155F：推 shiki106:哈哈哈~笑翻XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/06 23:33
※ rinrei:轉錄至看板 HSNU_1103 12/06 23:34
156F：推 gingeryu25:天押 好可憐喔 但是你對著排水溝叫真的很笨= = 12/06 23:33
157F：推 shadowshaikh:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/06 23:34
158F：推 Sylar:囧!? 12/06 23:37
159F：推 jasonflower:本日最笨阿.... 12/06 23:38
160F：推 Chinre:[見鬼] 今天看到有人在約忍者龜去吃哈根大使 12/06 23:38
161F：推 ut429rh:推 12/06 23:42
162F：推 q123527135:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/06 23:42
163F：推 neptt:超好笑...我笑翻了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/06 23:44
164F：推 liaox:原來真的有忍者龜(筆記)... 12/06 23:44
※ biohappy:轉錄至看板 NTUF-96 12/06 23:47
165F：推 kimyifan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD忍者龜..... 12/06 23:48
166F：推 cowboyerkk:XD 12/06 23:50
167F：推 dearwith:笑了笑了 哈哈 推文也好好笑 12/06 23:50
168F：推 z912008:我也想到忍者龜 XD 12/06 23:53
169F：推 loveshih:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/06 23:54
170F：推 kevinz77:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/06 23:54
171F：推 cjcdream:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/06 23:55
172F：推 addor:本日最慘XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/06 23:59
173F：推 aamon:忍者龜也愛吃 Haagen-Dazs 12/07 00:02
174F：推 conan1121:也太慘了吧XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/07 00:02
175F：推 catwalk:笑到敷臉的面膜掉下來....XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/07 00:05
176F：推 a1q2s3c456:[超帥] 今天有人約忍者龜去吃哈根大支耶! 12/07 00:07
177F：推 Ferrero0212:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/07 00:10
178F：推 daisu:雖然很慘 但超好笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/07 00:10
179F：推 adonistung:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好久沒看到這麼好笑的笨文 12/07 00:12
180F：→ adonistung:原po真是個不折不扣的大笨蛋XDDDDDDDDD 12/07 00:12
181F：推 meisterhaft:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD笑到肚子好痛 12/07 00:14
182F：推 HSNUSLCFRED:卡哇邦卡~~~ 12/07 00:14
※ yd1140:轉錄至看板 joke 12/07 00:16
183F：推 chunyee:慘... 囧 12/07 00:16
184F：推 pan888:溫馨~ 12/07 00:17
185F：推 yalosun: 卡哇邦卡~~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/07 00:17
186F：推 mihforever:XD 12/07 00:20
187F：推 janetata:忍者龜XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑到我宿舍沒熱水了...=.=" 12/07 00:20
※ shaoan:轉錄至看板 TA_AN 12/07 00:21
188F：推 hydeliu:xdddddddddddddddd 12/07 00:32
189F：推 bluebarley:加上推文真是太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/07 00:37
190F：推 MMQSben: 今年最笨 12/07 00:38
191F：推 KnightAlbert:實在太好笑了 12/07 00:40
192F：推 CestLaV:忍者龜XDDDD 12/07 00:41
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193F：推 sunnysky7:A_Av 12/07 00:50
194F：推 citypao:真的不錯笑... 12/07 00:52
195F：推 wouldyou:...看兩次才知道這篇轉來用意.. 12/07 00:52
196F：推 redlotu:...有人可以解釋一下嗎? 12/07 00:55
197F：→ swim:就因為他是板主....就這樣! 12/07 00:57
198F：推 wouldyou: 看一下發文者是哪位大叔.... 12/07 00:58
199F：推 Samuel77:本週十大好球 噗 12/07 01:00
200F：推 smallahaha:哈哈哈,節哀,笑到好痛 12/07 01:09
201F：推 cpr9: 我和我家閃光 笑倒......歪腰........XDXDXD 12/07 01:12
202F：推 wouldyou:樓上偷閃大家都有看到 12/07 01:16
203F：推 sharpwolf:超好笑! XDDD 12/07 01:22
204F：推 TKelevens:新手機玩弄中 ~"~ 12/07 01:26
205F：推 cpr9: 所以這篇文章重點是...祭品給它爆 才會有新的持續發光!! 12/07 01:51
206F：推 airmei:好慘的囧TK... 12/07 02:01
207F：推 tassder777:原來要用這種祭品才會過ψ(._. )> 12/07 03:52
208F：推 HangWei:超好笑XDDDDDD 12/07 07:17
209F：推 yungo:好貴的祭品～！又暴了 12/07 10:56
210F：推 GOLWAY:原來是祭品阿 12/07 11:29
211F：推 amose999:學長真有錢.......... 12/07 13:23
212F：推 yilen:噗.............站他後面的人等TK走一定狂笑 12/07 16:33
213F：推 Vip520:好酷阿 12/07 19:34
214F：推 alonetime:哈哈` 看到了 tk大耍笨 12/08 11:32
215F：推 batistoota:超好笑！ 12/10 22:02