作者jonsep (鹤)
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标题[转录][无言] 今天去东区
时间Fri Dec 7 00:43:32 2007
※ [本文转录自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: TKelevens (全面挑战) 看板: StupidClown
标题: [无言] 今天去东区
时间: Thu Dec 6 21:57:58 2007
今晚跟人约在东区 敦化 & 忠孝 路口的 Haagen-Dazs
我快走到的时候 , 打个电话给他问他到哪了
我用新买的蓝牙耳机 , SAMSUNG , 很小 , 约两个小拇指节 , 耳塞式 , 无 U 型勾
我走到马路口要过马路时 , 刚好碰红灯 , 我是没赶上
只好站在路口讲电话
因为风很大 , 头发被吹很乱 , 我拨了一下头发
干 !! 把耳机拨掉了 , 咚咚咚 就掉进我脚边的水沟盖里
我超惊慌 , 而且对方仍在线上
我看看没有来车 , 赶快蹲下把眼睛凑近水沟盖看看我的全新蓝牙耳机哪去了
咚咚咚
我的手机从衬衫口袋顺势滑出 , 也掉进水沟盖
干 !! 无解了
可是我朋友仍在线上吧
我把嘴巴凑近水沟盖旁朝着下面大喊
" 喂 ~ 先这样啦 ~ 你先挂掉 , 等等 Haagen-Dazs 见 "
这时候我站起身来
身後已经站满一堆也要等过马路的人
他们都在看着我呢 ...
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31F：推 waynemayday:幸好原PO不是半夜在做这种事情........ 12/06 22:16
32F：推 sixpoint:[超干] 今天看到有人在约忍者龟去吃哈根大使 12/06 22:16
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47F：推 ivywu:超好笑！约米开朗基罗去吃哈根大屎吧！ 12/06 22:23
48F：→ PDAN:惨 真的很惨 12/06 22:24
49F：推 voosh:XD 路人应该以为你有神经病… 12/06 22:24
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65F：推 Raist:XDDDDDDDD 原PO好阔气! 机机掉了眉头都不皱一下!!! 12/06 22:33
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78F：推 bggyp:XDDDD 12/06 22:38
79F：推 ppmmm:我想到忍者龟....... 12/06 22:38
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※ cloudhg:转录至看板 KS93-320 12/06 22:43
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88F：推 ZETA821:原PO帮我跟米开朗基罗问个好 12/06 22:43
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93F：推 ltmqw:小孩：妈妈，这个人跟水沟老鼠讲话… 12/06 22:46
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97F：推 Ayaun0417:妈妈:快转头 不要看 12/06 22:49
98F：推 clovefen:国王的耳朵是驴耳朵~ 12/06 22:50
99F：推 caffeedo:太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/06 22:50
100F：→ icemouse:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/06 22:51
101F：推 zeais:(Y) 12/06 22:51
102F：推 smilestupid:妈:快转头 不要看 小心变成忍者龟 12/06 22:51
103F：推 yiren513:忍者龟:你掉的是金手机还是银手机? 12/06 22:49
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106F：推 asanoruka:我掉的是里面有正妹桌面的手机 12/06 22:53
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113F：推 hsm0618:好可怜 12/06 22:54
114F：推 ypla:太好笑啦XDDDDDDDDDDD 12/06 22:55
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116F：推 isaza:忍者龟XDDDDD 12/06 22:55
117F：推 Hans14:XD 意志坚强! 还能跟水沟中的手机对话, 一般人大概抓狂了 12/06 22:54
118F：推 anochen:推忍者龟..... 12/06 22:56
119F：→ Hans14:喔对! 而且还很好心要对方挂电话 XD 12/06 22:56
120F：推 NoCanDo:让我来炸了这篇文！ 12/06 22:56
121F：→ NoCanDo:这里是101 12/06 22:57
122F：推 sbgj:好好笑喔XD 12/06 22:57
123F：推 TinyaX:XDDDDDDD 12/06 22:59
124F：推 xx5244:我笑了推唷～ 12/06 23:00
125F：推 kai08130623:装备过太多,这就是祭品啊XD 12/06 23:01
126F：推 coolmilktea:我笑到...下八好痛...(下巴坏掉还是不要看笨版的好) 12/06 23:02
127F：推 windtin:原PO:看啥!!我再跟忍者龟说话 12/06 23:03
128F：推 mayloveonly:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/06 23:05
129F：推 skywalkery:你们刚刚没看到吗? 多纳泰罗在跟我说话啊 12/06 23:06
130F：推 aukyo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD超好笑 12/06 23:06
131F：推 brooklyns:有笑有推 12/06 23:06
132F：推 a0955219393:太可怜又太好笑 12/06 23:06
133F：推 tim08051:XDDDDDD超好笑 但是好贵的笑点喔! 12/06 23:07
134F：推 chair77625:有笑友推XDDDDDD我旁边的一直笑拉XDDDDDD 12/06 23:07
135F：推 shadowshadow:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD超好笑 12/06 23:07
136F：推 kevgeo:XD 12/06 23:08
137F：推 chenmick:原po:Mike 等等在pizza店见 12/06 23:07
138F：推 yphs88:原PO真是有钱人 12/06 23:15
139F：推 rex0526:XDDDDD 12/06 23:15
140F：推 juliehome:是在约忍者龟吗?? 12/06 23:15
141F：推 snowcs:回去冲装备吧 12/06 23:15
142F：推 Tamama56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/06 23:18
143F：推 RUNINTO:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/06 23:18
144F：推 tacohi:哈哈哈哈 原PO帅呆了 12/06 23:21
145F：推 aquawish:看完第一个反应→好贵...... 12/06 23:24
146F：推 HornyDragon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/06 23:24
147F：推 jom0505:[见鬼] 今天看到有人在约忍者龟去吃哈根大使 12/06 23:24
148F：推 sky2k5:推忍者龟 XD 12/06 23:28
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150F：推 onlywei:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/06 23:28
151F：推 weljay0413:真的是太笨了啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/06 23:28
152F：推 blackcat:没有人关心手机到底有没有捡回来吗?XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/06 23:29
153F：推 Aseven:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/06 23:29
154F：推 hero1017:[见鬼] 今天看到有人在约忍者龟去吃哈根大使 12/06 23:30
155F：推 shiki106:哈哈哈~笑翻XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/06 23:33
※ rinrei:转录至看板 HSNU_1103 12/06 23:34
156F：推 gingeryu25:天押 好可怜喔 但是你对着排水沟叫真的很笨= = 12/06 23:33
157F：推 shadowshaikh:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/06 23:34
158F：推 Sylar:囧!? 12/06 23:37
159F：推 jasonflower:本日最笨阿.... 12/06 23:38
160F：推 Chinre:[见鬼] 今天看到有人在约忍者龟去吃哈根大使 12/06 23:38
161F：推 ut429rh:推 12/06 23:42
162F：推 q123527135:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/06 23:42
163F：推 neptt:超好笑...我笑翻了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/06 23:44
164F：推 liaox:原来真的有忍者龟(笔记)... 12/06 23:44
※ biohappy:转录至看板 NTUF-96 12/06 23:47
165F：推 kimyifan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD忍者龟..... 12/06 23:48
166F：推 cowboyerkk:XD 12/06 23:50
167F：推 dearwith:笑了笑了 哈哈 推文也好好笑 12/06 23:50
168F：推 z912008:我也想到忍者龟 XD 12/06 23:53
169F：推 loveshih:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/06 23:54
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171F：推 cjcdream:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/06 23:55
172F：推 addor:本日最惨XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/06 23:59
173F：推 aamon:忍者龟也爱吃 Haagen-Dazs 12/07 00:02
174F：推 conan1121:也太惨了吧XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/07 00:02
175F：推 catwalk:笑到敷脸的面膜掉下来....XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/07 00:05
176F：推 a1q2s3c456:[超帅] 今天有人约忍者龟去吃哈根大支耶! 12/07 00:07
177F：推 Ferrero0212:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/07 00:10
178F：推 daisu:虽然很惨 但超好笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/07 00:10
179F：推 adonistung:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好久没看到这麽好笑的笨文 12/07 00:12
180F：→ adonistung:原po真是个不折不扣的大笨蛋XDDDDDDDDD 12/07 00:12
181F：推 meisterhaft:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD笑到肚子好痛 12/07 00:14
182F：推 HSNUSLCFRED:卡哇邦卡~~~ 12/07 00:14
※ yd1140:转录至看板 joke 12/07 00:16
183F：推 chunyee:惨... 囧 12/07 00:16
184F：推 pan888:温馨~ 12/07 00:17
185F：推 yalosun: 卡哇邦卡~~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/07 00:17
186F：推 mihforever:XD 12/07 00:20
187F：推 janetata:忍者龟XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑到我宿舍没热水了...=.=" 12/07 00:20
※ shaoan:转录至看板 TA_AN 12/07 00:21
188F：推 hydeliu:xdddddddddddddddd 12/07 00:32
189F：推 bluebarley:加上推文真是太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/07 00:37
190F：推 MMQSben: 今年最笨 12/07 00:38
191F：推 KnightAlbert:实在太好笑了 12/07 00:40
192F：推 CestLaV:忍者龟XDDDD 12/07 00:41
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193F：推 sunnysky7:A_Av 12/07 00:50
194F：推 citypao:真的不错笑... 12/07 00:52
195F：推 wouldyou:...看两次才知道这篇转来用意.. 12/07 00:52
196F：推 redlotu:...有人可以解释一下吗? 12/07 00:55
197F：→ swim:就因为他是板主....就这样! 12/07 00:57
198F：推 wouldyou: 看一下发文者是哪位大叔.... 12/07 00:58
199F：推 Samuel77:本周十大好球 噗 12/07 01:00
200F：推 smallahaha:哈哈哈,节哀,笑到好痛 12/07 01:09
201F：推 cpr9: 我和我家闪光 笑倒......歪腰........XDXDXD 12/07 01:12
202F：推 wouldyou:楼上偷闪大家都有看到 12/07 01:16
203F：推 sharpwolf:超好笑! XDDD 12/07 01:22
204F：推 TKelevens:新手机玩弄中 ~"~ 12/07 01:26
205F：推 cpr9: 所以这篇文章重点是...祭品给它爆 才会有新的持续发光!! 12/07 01:51
206F：推 airmei:好惨的囧TK... 12/07 02:01
207F：推 tassder777:原来要用这种祭品才会过ψ(._. )> 12/07 03:52
208F：推 HangWei:超好笑XDDDDDD 12/07 07:17
209F：推 yungo:好贵的祭品～！又暴了 12/07 10:56
210F：推 GOLWAY:原来是祭品阿 12/07 11:29
211F：推 amose999:学长真有钱.......... 12/07 13:23
212F：推 yilen:噗.............站他後面的人等TK走一定狂笑 12/07 16:33
213F：推 Vip520:好酷阿 12/07 19:34
214F：推 alonetime:哈哈` 看到了 tk大耍笨 12/08 11:32
215F：推 batistoota:超好笑！ 12/10 22:02