※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板 #1H6EXqlH ] 作者: supatea (超級茶) 看板: joke 標題: Re: [笑話] 你媽超胖 時間: Mon Feb 11 20:47:44 2013 ※ 引述《OHLALALALA (喔啦啦啦啦)》之銘言： : 這系列讓我想到以前在美國很愛看有個叫Yomama的節目 : 就是兩個人用Yo mama is so fat當梗互戰 : 可惜都沒人翻譯... : Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does. 1.你媽超胖 她的肚臍比她早十五分鐘到家 : Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, : the doctor gave her ten years to live. 2.你媽超胖 當她感染一種會食肉的病毒 醫生告訴她只剩下十年可以活 : Yo mama is so fat that the National Weather Service names each one of her : farts. 3.你媽超胖 國家氣象局為她的每一個屁命名 : Yo mama is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "taxi!" 4.你媽超胖 當她穿黃色雨衣的時候 人們大叫 "計程車!" : Yo mama is so fat that she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George : Washington's nose. 5.你媽超胖 她坐在一元上把華盛頓的鼻屎從他鼻子擠壓出來 : Yo mama is so fat that when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down. 6.你媽超胖 他進電梯的時候 只能往下 : Yo mama is so fat that when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing : up. 7.你媽超胖 他當的BB扣響的時候 人們以為他在倒車 : Yo mama is so fat that she has to iron her pants on the driveway. 8.你媽超胖 他必須在車道上燙他的褲子 : Yo mama is so fat that she left the house in high heels and came back wearing : flip flops. 9.你媽超胖 他出門時穿高跟鞋 回來時穿著拖鞋 : Yo mama is so fat that people jog around her for exercise. 10.你媽超胖 人們為了運動圍著她慢跑 : Yo mama is so fat that she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her : for the New World. 11.你媽超胖 當她浮在海上的時候 西班牙人稱之為新世界 : Yo mama is so fat that you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie : on the other side just to get her through! 12.你媽超胖 你必須潤滑門框 然後在門的另一邊拿著夾心派才能讓她過來 : Yo mama is so fat that that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up : and tries to tow her back into the ocean... 13.你媽超胖 當她坐在海灘上 綠色和平(環保組織)出現 嘗試著將她拖回海洋 : Yo mama is so fat that when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too. 14.你媽超胖 當她玩高空彈跳的時候 把橋拉斷了 : Yo mama is so fat that when she talks to herself, it’s a long distance call. 15.你媽超胖 當她自言自語時需要打長途電話 : Yo mama is so fat that the last time she saw 90210, it was on a scale. 16.你媽超胖 她最後一次看90210是在磅秤上面 : Yo mama is so fat that light bends around her. 你媽超胖 光會在她身旁折射 : Yo mama is so fat that I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still : printing! 17. 你媽超胖 我去年聖誕節照她的照片 現在還在洗 : Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on Wal-Mart, she lowered the prices. 18.你媽超胖 當她坐在沃爾瑪 他們就特價了 : Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on an iphone, it turned into an ipad. 19.你媽超胖 當她坐在iphone上 就變成ipad了 : Yo mama is so fat that she gets group insurance. 20.你媽超胖 她可以保團體保險 : Yo mama is so fat that she was zoned for commercial development. 21.你媽超胖 她被規劃成商業發展區域 : Yo mama is so fat that she walked into the Gap and filled it. 22.你媽超胖 她走進盆地就變成平地 : Yo mama is so fat that she comes at you from all directions. 23.你媽超胖 她用全方位走向你 : Yo mama is so fat that when she climbed onto a diving board at the beach, the : lifeguard told your dad "sorry, you can't park here". 24.你媽超胖 當她在海灘上爬上跳水台 救生員告訴你爸 "你不能在這停車" : Yo mama is so fat that her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard. 25.你媽超胖 她的麥片碗有救生員 : Yo mama is so fat that she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagen. 26.你媽超胖 她看起來像在走私福斯汽車 : Yo mama is so fat that when she got her shoes shined, she had to take the guy : ’s word for it. 27.你媽超胖 當她要人擦鞋時 她必須相信這個人 : Yo mama is so fat that when she sings, it’s over for everybody. 28.你媽超胖 她唱歌的時候每個人都能聽到 : Yo mama is so fat that when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of : the milk carton to display her picture. 29.你媽超胖 她必需用牛奶盒的四個面來顯示她正在跑的照片 : Yo mama is so fat that when she was growing up she didn’t play with dolls, : she played with midgets. 30.你媽超胖 她小時候沒有跟洋娃娃玩 而是跟侏儒玩 : Yo mama is so fat that she uses two buses for roller-blades. 31.你媽超胖 她用兩輛公車來當溜冰鞋 : Yo mama's so fat she blew up the Deathstar. 32. 你媽超胖 她把死星給吹爆了 : Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to a buffet, she gets the group rate. 33.你媽超胖 她去自助餐可以拿團體價 : Yo mama is so fat that she has to put her belt on with a boomerang. 34.你媽超胖 她的皮帶要用迴力鏢來扣 : Yo mama is so fat that she doesn’t eat with a fork, she eats with a : forklift. 35.你媽超胖 她不用叉子吃飯 她用堆高機吃 : Yo mama is so fat that the last time the landlord saw her, he doubled the : rent. 36.你媽超胖 房東一看到她就把租金加成兩人份 : Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers won’t look at her. 37.你媽超胖 你媽超胖 減重俱樂部都不敢看她 : Yo mama is so fat that the highway patrol made her wear a sign saying : "Caution! Wide Turn". 38.你媽超胖 高速公路管理局幫她帶了一個標誌" 注意! 大迴旋" : Yo mama is so fat that when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE : HOUSE! 39.你媽超胖 當她坐在房子裡就坐滿了房子 : Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, : please". 40.你媽超胖 她站在體重計上會出現"請一次一個人" : Yo mama is so fat that she fell in love and broke it. 41.你媽超胖 她墜入愛河然後噴發了 : Yo mama is so fat that when she gets on the scale it says "We don't do : livestock". 42.你媽超胖 當她站在體重計上 它說"我們不為牲畜秤" : Yo mama is so fat that when she tripped on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th. 43.你媽超胖 當她在第四街拌倒 她在12街著陸 : Yo mama is so fat that God couldn't light the Earth until she moved! 44.你媽超胖 除非她移動不然神不能點亮地球 : Yo mama is so fat that even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction! 45.你媽超胖 連比爾蓋茲都付不起她的抽脂費 : Yo mama is so fat that she has to pull down her pants to get into her : pockets. 46.你媽超胖 她必需拉下她的褲子才能伸進口袋 : Yo mama is so fat that she was born on the fourth, fifth, and sixth of June. 47.你媽超胖 她出生日是6/4~6/6號 : Yo mama is so fat that she could fall down and wouldn’t even know it. 48.你媽超胖 她可能跌倒了連自己都不知道 : Yo mama is so fat that the sign inside one restaurant says, “Maximum : occupancy: 300, or Yo momma.” 49.你媽超胖 餐廳的標誌寫著 "最多300人 或是你媽" : Yo mama is so fat that she puts mayonnaise on aspirin. 50.你媽超胖 她在阿斯匹靈上面塗了美乃滋 : Yo mama is so fat that she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth. 51.你媽超胖 她出生時嘴裡有銀鏟子 : Yo mama is so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips. 52.你媽超胖 當她要載她的屁股時 要載兩趟 : Yo mama is so fat that she had to go to Sea World to get baptized. 53.你媽超胖 她必須去海洋世界才能受洗 : Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton’s got an echo. 54.你媽超胖 她的肚臍有回音 : Yo mama is so fat that when she turns around people throw her a welcome back : party. 55.你媽超胖 當她轉身的時候人們給她一個歡迎回來的派對 : Yo mama is so fat that her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters. 56.你媽超胖 她的肚臍下面不是毛是毛衣 : Yo mama is so fat that a picture of her would fall off the wall. 57.你媽超胖 她的照片會把牆弄垮 : Yo mama is so fat that when she takes a shower, her feet don’t get wet. 58.你媽超胖 當她洗澡的時候腳不會弄濕 : Yo mama is so fat that she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller! 59.你媽超胖 她的口紅上有台畫線機 : Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade. 60.你媽超胖 她可以賣遮涼處 : Yo mama is so fat that I ran around her twice and got lost. 61.你媽超胖 我繞著她轉兩圈就迷路了 : Yo mama is so fat that the shadow of her butt weighs 100 pounds. 62.你媽超胖 她的屁股的影子有一百磅重 : Yo mama is so fat that when she’s standing on the corner police drive by and : yell, “Hey, break it up.” 63.你媽超胖 當她站在角落 警察經過對他大喊"快分開!" : Yo mama is so fat that her blood type is Ragu. 64.你媽超胖 她的血型是義大利肉醬 : Yo mama is so fat that when she runs the fifty-yard dash she needs an : overnight bag. 65.你媽超胖 她跑50米時需要一個旅行袋 : Yo mama is so fat that she can’t even fit into an AOL chat room. 66.你媽超胖 甚至AOL聊天室都裝不下她 : Yo mama is so fat that she doesn’t have a tailor, she has a contractor. 67.你媽超胖 她沒有一個裁縫師 她有一個承包商 : Yo mama is so fat that she measures 36-24-36, and the other arm is just as : big. 68.你媽超胖 她量三圍是36-24-36 另外一隻手跟這個一樣大 : Yo mama is so fat that she gets her toenails painted at Lucky’s Auto Body. 69.你媽超胖 她去烤漆店塗腳指甲 : Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride : HER! 70.你媽超胖 她去遊樂園的時候 大家都想要搭她 : Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck! 71.你媽超胖 她往空中跳的時候被卡住了 : Yo mama is so fat that she has more Chins than a Chinese phone book! 72.你媽超胖 她的下巴比電話簿還厚 : Yo mama is so fat that she influences the tides. 73.你媽超胖 她影響了潮汐 : Yo mama is so fat that when she plays hopscotch, she goes "New York, L.A., : Chicago..." 74.你媽超胖 當她玩跳房子的時候 她到了"紐約 洛杉磯 芝加哥" : Yo mama is so fat that NASA has to orbit a satellite around her! 75.你媽超胖 NASA必須放個衛星在她周圍 : Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo. 76.你媽超胖 當她坐在我臉上我不能聽到立體聲 : Yo mama is so fat that they have to grease the bath tub to get her out! 77.你媽超胖 他們必須潤滑浴缸好把你媽給拖出來 : Yo mama is so fat that she's on both sides of the family! 78.你媽超胖 她住在雙方的家庭 (?) : Yo mama is so fat that at the zoo, the elephants throw HER peanuts. 79.你媽超胖 她在動物園 大象對她丟花生米 : Yo mama is so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her. 80.你媽超胖 你必須要滾兩次才能離開她 : Yo mama is so fat that she sets off car alarms when she runs. 81.你媽超胖 她跑步的時候需要把車子防盜器關掉 : Yo mama is so fat that she cant reach into her back pocket. 82.你媽超胖 她摸不到後面的口袋 : Yo mama is so fat that she has her own gravity field. 83.你媽超胖 她有自己的地心引力 : Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles. 84.你媽超胖 她踩在彩虹上面做彩虹糖 : Yo mama is so fat that the only pictures you have of her were taken by : satellite cameras. 85.你媽超胖 你唯一的相片是用衛星照出來的 : Yo mama is so fat that when she wears a "Malcolm X" T-shirt, helicopters try : to land on her back! 86.你媽超胖 當她穿著印有"Malcolm X"的T恤 直升機想要降落在她背上 : Yo mama is so fat that that she cant tie her own shoes. 87.你媽超胖 她綁不到自己的鞋帶 : Yo mama is so fat that when she lays on the beach, people run around yelling : Free Willy. 88.你媽超胖 當她坐在海灘上的時候 人們跑向她大喊 威鯨! : Yo mama is so fat that she uses redwoods to pick her teeth 89.你媽超胖 她用紅木來剔牙 : Yo mama is so fat that she cut her leg and gravy poured out 90.你媽超胖 她切她的腿時 肉汁跑出來 : Yo mama is so fat that she was in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade... : wearing ropes. 91.你媽超胖 她在感恩節遊行時穿著繩子 : Yo mama is so fat that she went on a light diet. As soon as it’s light she : starts eating. 92.你媽超胖 當他想減肥時才減就肥了 : Yo mama is so fat that she’s half Italian, half Irish, and half American. 93.你媽超胖 她有一半是義大利 一半愛爾蘭 一半美國人 : Yo mama is so fat that her waist size is the Equator. 94.你媽超胖 他的腰圍是赤道 : Yo mama is so fat that she can’t even jump to a conclusion. 你媽超胖 她甚至不能太早下定論(美國俚語 : Yo mama is so fat that she uses a mattress for a tampon. 95.你媽超胖 她用床墊當她的衛生棉條 : Yo mama is so fat that when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that : rock at me?" 96.你媽超胖 當她被公車撞到 她說"誰拿石頭丟我?" : Yo mama is so fat that we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay for her : because we dressed her up as a Toyota. 97.你媽超胖 我們去免下車店甚至不用算她的錢 因為我們幫他打扮成TOYOTA : Yo mama is so fat that that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch : marks. 98.你媽超胖 當她出生時給了醫院妊娠紋 : Yo mama is so fat that she was cut from the cast of E.T., because she caused : an eclipse when she rode the bike across the moon. 99.你媽超胖 她被E.T.這部片剪掉了 因為她再騎腳踏車去月球時造成了月蝕 : Yo mama is so fat that when you get on top of her your ears pop. 100.你媽超胖 她說注意的時候你就耳鳴了 : Yo mama is so fat that she got hit by a car and had to go to the hospital to : have it removed. 101.你媽超胖 當她被車撞的時候要去醫院把車移開 : Yo mama is so fat that she eats "Wheat Thicks". 102.你媽超胖 當她吃"Wheat Thicks" : Yo mama is so fat that we're in her right now! 103.你媽超胖 我們現在就在她的身體裡! : Yo mama is so fat that she went to the movie theatre and sat next to : everyone. 104.你媽超胖 她去電影院坐在每個人的旁邊 : Yo mama is so fat that she has been declared a natural habitat for condors. 105.你媽超胖 她被宣布成禿鷹的自然棲息地 : Yo mama is so fat that when she wants to shake someones hand, she has to give : directions! 106.你媽超胖 她想要握手的時候 她需要導航 : Yo mama is so fat that even Dora can't explore her! 107.你媽超胖 連朵拉都不能探索她 : Yo mama is so fat that when she gets on the scale it says "to be continued". 108.你媽超胖 她站在體重計上 上面寫著 "續待" : Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to a resturant, she looks at the menu : and says "okay!" 109.你媽超胖 她去餐廳看著菜單說 "OKAY!" : Yo mama is so fat that her neck looks like a dozen hot dogs! 110.你媽超胖 她的脖子看起來像一打熱狗 : Yo mama is so fat that when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell! 111.你媽超胖 她高空彈掉的時候 直達地獄 : Yo mama is so fat that she's got her own area code! 112.你媽超胖 她有自己的區域代碼 : Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets. 113.你媽超胖 她必須買三張飛機票 : Yo mama is so fat that whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in! 114.你媽超胖 不管她什麼時候去海灘都是漲潮 : Yo mama is so fat that she's got Amtrak written on her leg. 115.你媽超胖 她腿上有捷運的標記 : Yo mama is so fat that her legs are like spoiled milk - white & chunky! 116.你媽超胖 她的腿像變質的牛奶 豐滿厚實 : Yo mama is so fat that I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the : her good side! 117.你媽超胖 我必須搭火車和兩趟公車才能討她歡心 (俚語梗) : Yo mama is so fat that she wakes up in sections! 118.你媽超胖 她必須被分段叫醒 : Yo mama is so fat that when she lies on the beach no one else gets any sun! 119.你媽超胖 當她躺在沙灘上沒人照的到太陽 : Yo mama is so fat that that her senior pictures had to be taken from a : helicopter! 120.你媽超胖 她的高解析圖片必須用直升機照 : Yo mama is so fat that everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil! 121.你媽超胖 她穿高跟鞋走路的時候 她榨油出來! : Yo mama is so fat that she fell and created the Grand Canyon! 122.你媽超胖 她跌倒的時候弄出來大峽谷! : Yo mama is so fat that even her clothes have stretch marks! 123.你媽超胖 她她衣服也有妊娠紋! : Yo mama is so fat that she has to use a VCR as a beeper! 124.你媽超胖 她必須用VCR當蜂鳴器 : Yo mama is so fat that she got hit by a parked car! 125.你媽超胖 她被一個停好車的車撞到 : Yo mama is so fat that they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee : jumping. 126.你媽超胖 她用她的內衣來綁高空彈跳的繩子 : Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to : get up again. 127.你媽超胖 她摔跤時 她試圖從睡眠中保持清醒 : Yo mama is so fat that that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of : gas. 128.你媽超胖 當我開車繞著她轉就沒油了 : Yo mama is so fat that when she went to church and sat on a bible, Jesus came : out and said "LET MY PEOPLE GO!" 129.你媽超胖 當她去教堂坐在聖經上時 耶穌出現說"讓我的人民走!" : Yo mama is so fat that when she dances at a concert the whole band skips. 130.你媽超胖 她在音樂會跳舞 樂團整段都跳過了 : Yo mama is so fat that she stands in two time zones. 131.你媽超胖 她站在兩種不同的時區上 : Yo mama is so fat that she went to the fair and the kids thought she was a : bouncy castle. 132.你媽超胖 她去博覽會 小孩以為她是充氣城堡 : Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have : to install speed bumps. 133.你媽超胖 她去一個吃到飽的地方 她必須安裝減速線 : Yo mama is so fat that when she went to seaworld the whales started singing : "We Are Family". 134.你媽超胖 當她去海洋世界 鯨魚在唱 我們是一家人 : Yo mama is so fat that she fell out of both sides of her bed. 135.你媽超胖 她從床的兩邊跌下來 : Yo mama is so fat that the stripes on her pajamas never end. 136.你媽超胖 她睡衣上的條紋永遠不會結束 : Yo mama is so fat, Al Gore accuses her of global warning everytime she farts! 137.你媽超胖 每次她放屁時 Al Gore就警告全球暖化 : Yo mama is so fat that she's got every caterer in the city on speed dial! 138.你媽超胖 她有每個餐廳的快速撥號 : Yo mama's so fat that when she goes on a scale, it shows her own phone : number. 139.你媽超胖 當她站在體重計上 上面顯示她的電話號碼 : Yo mama's so fat that she doesn't need the internet - she's worldwide. 140.你媽超胖 她不需要網路 她自己就是世界 : Yo mama's so fat that when she goes on a scale, it reads "lose some weight". 141.你媽超胖 當她站在體重計上 上面寫著 "該減肥了" : Yo mama's so fat that she doesn't get dreams, she gets movies! 142.你媽超胖 她不作夢 她夢電影! : Yo mama's so fat that when she walks, she changes the earth's rotation! 143.你媽超胖 當她走路時 磁極顛倒了 你媽超胖 當進版畫面用她的照片當可撥動畫 你進不了版 --

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