※ [本文转录自 joke 看板 #1H6EXqlH ] 作者: supatea (超级茶) 看板: joke 标题: Re: [笑话] 你妈超胖 时间: Mon Feb 11 20:47:44 2013 ※ 引述《OHLALALALA (喔啦啦啦啦)》之铭言： : 这系列让我想到以前在美国很爱看有个叫Yomama的节目 : 就是两个人用Yo mama is so fat当梗互战 : 可惜都没人翻译... : Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does. 1.你妈超胖 她的肚脐比她早十五分钟到家 : Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, : the doctor gave her ten years to live. 2.你妈超胖 当她感染一种会食肉的病毒 医生告诉她只剩下十年可以活 : Yo mama is so fat that the National Weather Service names each one of her : farts. 3.你妈超胖 国家气象局为她的每一个屁命名 : Yo mama is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "taxi!" 4.你妈超胖 当她穿黄色雨衣的时候 人们大叫 "计程车!" : Yo mama is so fat that she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George : Washington's nose. 5.你妈超胖 她坐在一元上把华盛顿的鼻屎从他鼻子挤压出来 : Yo mama is so fat that when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down. 6.你妈超胖 他进电梯的时候 只能往下 : Yo mama is so fat that when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing : up. 7.你妈超胖 他当的BB扣响的时候 人们以为他在倒车 : Yo mama is so fat that she has to iron her pants on the driveway. 8.你妈超胖 他必须在车道上烫他的裤子 : Yo mama is so fat that she left the house in high heels and came back wearing : flip flops. 9.你妈超胖 他出门时穿高跟鞋 回来时穿着拖鞋 : Yo mama is so fat that people jog around her for exercise. 10.你妈超胖 人们为了运动围着她慢跑 : Yo mama is so fat that she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her : for the New World. 11.你妈超胖 当她浮在海上的时候 西班牙人称之为新世界 : Yo mama is so fat that you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie : on the other side just to get her through! 12.你妈超胖 你必须润滑门框 然後在门的另一边拿着夹心派才能让她过来 : Yo mama is so fat that that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up : and tries to tow her back into the ocean... 13.你妈超胖 当她坐在海滩上 绿色和平(环保组织)出现 尝试着将她拖回海洋 : Yo mama is so fat that when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too. 14.你妈超胖 当她玩高空弹跳的时候 把桥拉断了 : Yo mama is so fat that when she talks to herself, it’s a long distance call. 15.你妈超胖 当她自言自语时需要打长途电话 : Yo mama is so fat that the last time she saw 90210, it was on a scale. 16.你妈超胖 她最後一次看90210是在磅秤上面 : Yo mama is so fat that light bends around her. 你妈超胖 光会在她身旁折射 : Yo mama is so fat that I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still : printing! 17. 你妈超胖 我去年圣诞节照她的照片 现在还在洗 : Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on Wal-Mart, she lowered the prices. 18.你妈超胖 当她坐在沃尔玛 他们就特价了 : Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on an iphone, it turned into an ipad. 19.你妈超胖 当她坐在iphone上 就变成ipad了 : Yo mama is so fat that she gets group insurance. 20.你妈超胖 她可以保团体保险 : Yo mama is so fat that she was zoned for commercial development. 21.你妈超胖 她被规划成商业发展区域 : Yo mama is so fat that she walked into the Gap and filled it. 22.你妈超胖 她走进盆地就变成平地 : Yo mama is so fat that she comes at you from all directions. 23.你妈超胖 她用全方位走向你 : Yo mama is so fat that when she climbed onto a diving board at the beach, the : lifeguard told your dad "sorry, you can't park here". 24.你妈超胖 当她在海滩上爬上跳水台 救生员告诉你爸 "你不能在这停车" : Yo mama is so fat that her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard. 25.你妈超胖 她的麦片碗有救生员 : Yo mama is so fat that she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagen. 26.你妈超胖 她看起来像在走私福斯汽车 : Yo mama is so fat that when she got her shoes shined, she had to take the guy : ’s word for it. 27.你妈超胖 当她要人擦鞋时 她必须相信这个人 : Yo mama is so fat that when she sings, it’s over for everybody. 28.你妈超胖 她唱歌的时候每个人都能听到 : Yo mama is so fat that when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of : the milk carton to display her picture. 29.你妈超胖 她必需用牛奶盒的四个面来显示她正在跑的照片 : Yo mama is so fat that when she was growing up she didn’t play with dolls, : she played with midgets. 30.你妈超胖 她小时候没有跟洋娃娃玩 而是跟侏儒玩 : Yo mama is so fat that she uses two buses for roller-blades. 31.你妈超胖 她用两辆公车来当溜冰鞋 : Yo mama's so fat she blew up the Deathstar. 32. 你妈超胖 她把死星给吹爆了 : Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to a buffet, she gets the group rate. 33.你妈超胖 她去自助餐可以拿团体价 : Yo mama is so fat that she has to put her belt on with a boomerang. 34.你妈超胖 她的皮带要用回力镖来扣 : Yo mama is so fat that she doesn’t eat with a fork, she eats with a : forklift. 35.你妈超胖 她不用叉子吃饭 她用堆高机吃 : Yo mama is so fat that the last time the landlord saw her, he doubled the : rent. 36.你妈超胖 房东一看到她就把租金加成两人份 : Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers won’t look at her. 37.你妈超胖 你妈超胖 减重俱乐部都不敢看她 : Yo mama is so fat that the highway patrol made her wear a sign saying : "Caution! Wide Turn". 38.你妈超胖 高速公路管理局帮她带了一个标志" 注意! 大回旋" : Yo mama is so fat that when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE : HOUSE! 39.你妈超胖 当她坐在房子里就坐满了房子 : Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, : please". 40.你妈超胖 她站在体重计上会出现"请一次一个人" : Yo mama is so fat that she fell in love and broke it. 41.你妈超胖 她坠入爱河然後喷发了 : Yo mama is so fat that when she gets on the scale it says "We don't do : livestock". 42.你妈超胖 当她站在体重计上 它说"我们不为牲畜秤" : Yo mama is so fat that when she tripped on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th. 43.你妈超胖 当她在第四街拌倒 她在12街着陆 : Yo mama is so fat that God couldn't light the Earth until she moved! 44.你妈超胖 除非她移动不然神不能点亮地球 : Yo mama is so fat that even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction! 45.你妈超胖 连比尔盖兹都付不起她的抽脂费 : Yo mama is so fat that she has to pull down her pants to get into her : pockets. 46.你妈超胖 她必需拉下她的裤子才能伸进口袋 : Yo mama is so fat that she was born on the fourth, fifth, and sixth of June. 47.你妈超胖 她出生日是6/4~6/6号 : Yo mama is so fat that she could fall down and wouldn’t even know it. 48.你妈超胖 她可能跌倒了连自己都不知道 : Yo mama is so fat that the sign inside one restaurant says, “Maximum : occupancy: 300, or Yo momma.” 49.你妈超胖 餐厅的标志写着 "最多300人 或是你妈" : Yo mama is so fat that she puts mayonnaise on aspirin. 50.你妈超胖 她在阿斯匹灵上面涂了美乃滋 : Yo mama is so fat that she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth. 51.你妈超胖 她出生时嘴里有银铲子 : Yo mama is so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips. 52.你妈超胖 当她要载她的屁股时 要载两趟 : Yo mama is so fat that she had to go to Sea World to get baptized. 53.你妈超胖 她必须去海洋世界才能受洗 : Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton’s got an echo. 54.你妈超胖 她的肚脐有回音 : Yo mama is so fat that when she turns around people throw her a welcome back : party. 55.你妈超胖 当她转身的时候人们给她一个欢迎回来的派对 : Yo mama is so fat that her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters. 56.你妈超胖 她的肚脐下面不是毛是毛衣 : Yo mama is so fat that a picture of her would fall off the wall. 57.你妈超胖 她的照片会把墙弄垮 : Yo mama is so fat that when she takes a shower, her feet don’t get wet. 58.你妈超胖 当她洗澡的时候脚不会弄湿 : Yo mama is so fat that she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller! 59.你妈超胖 她的口红上有台画线机 : Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade. 60.你妈超胖 她可以卖遮凉处 : Yo mama is so fat that I ran around her twice and got lost. 61.你妈超胖 我绕着她转两圈就迷路了 : Yo mama is so fat that the shadow of her butt weighs 100 pounds. 62.你妈超胖 她的屁股的影子有一百磅重 : Yo mama is so fat that when she’s standing on the corner police drive by and : yell, “Hey, break it up.” 63.你妈超胖 当她站在角落 警察经过对他大喊"快分开!" : Yo mama is so fat that her blood type is Ragu. 64.你妈超胖 她的血型是义大利肉酱 : Yo mama is so fat that when she runs the fifty-yard dash she needs an : overnight bag. 65.你妈超胖 她跑50米时需要一个旅行袋 : Yo mama is so fat that she can’t even fit into an AOL chat room. 66.你妈超胖 甚至AOL聊天室都装不下她 : Yo mama is so fat that she doesn’t have a tailor, she has a contractor. 67.你妈超胖 她没有一个裁缝师 她有一个承包商 : Yo mama is so fat that she measures 36-24-36, and the other arm is just as : big. 68.你妈超胖 她量三围是36-24-36 另外一只手跟这个一样大 : Yo mama is so fat that she gets her toenails painted at Lucky’s Auto Body. 69.你妈超胖 她去烤漆店涂脚指甲 : Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride : HER! 70.你妈超胖 她去游乐园的时候 大家都想要搭她 : Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck! 71.你妈超胖 她往空中跳的时候被卡住了 : Yo mama is so fat that she has more Chins than a Chinese phone book! 72.你妈超胖 她的下巴比电话簿还厚 : Yo mama is so fat that she influences the tides. 73.你妈超胖 她影响了潮汐 : Yo mama is so fat that when she plays hopscotch, she goes "New York, L.A., : Chicago..." 74.你妈超胖 当她玩跳房子的时候 她到了"纽约 洛杉矶 芝加哥" : Yo mama is so fat that NASA has to orbit a satellite around her! 75.你妈超胖 NASA必须放个卫星在她周围 : Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo. 76.你妈超胖 当她坐在我脸上我不能听到立体声 : Yo mama is so fat that they have to grease the bath tub to get her out! 77.你妈超胖 他们必须润滑浴缸好把你妈给拖出来 : Yo mama is so fat that she's on both sides of the family! 78.你妈超胖 她住在双方的家庭 (?) : Yo mama is so fat that at the zoo, the elephants throw HER peanuts. 79.你妈超胖 她在动物园 大象对她丢花生米 : Yo mama is so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her. 80.你妈超胖 你必须要滚两次才能离开她 : Yo mama is so fat that she sets off car alarms when she runs. 81.你妈超胖 她跑步的时候需要把车子防盗器关掉 : Yo mama is so fat that she cant reach into her back pocket. 82.你妈超胖 她摸不到後面的口袋 : Yo mama is so fat that she has her own gravity field. 83.你妈超胖 她有自己的地心引力 : Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles. 84.你妈超胖 她踩在彩虹上面做彩虹糖 : Yo mama is so fat that the only pictures you have of her were taken by : satellite cameras. 85.你妈超胖 你唯一的相片是用卫星照出来的 : Yo mama is so fat that when she wears a "Malcolm X" T-shirt, helicopters try : to land on her back! 86.你妈超胖 当她穿着印有"Malcolm X"的T恤 直升机想要降落在她背上 : Yo mama is so fat that that she cant tie her own shoes. 87.你妈超胖 她绑不到自己的鞋带 : Yo mama is so fat that when she lays on the beach, people run around yelling : Free Willy. 88.你妈超胖 当她坐在海滩上的时候 人们跑向她大喊 威鲸! : Yo mama is so fat that she uses redwoods to pick her teeth 89.你妈超胖 她用红木来剔牙 : Yo mama is so fat that she cut her leg and gravy poured out 90.你妈超胖 她切她的腿时 肉汁跑出来 : Yo mama is so fat that she was in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade... : wearing ropes. 91.你妈超胖 她在感恩节游行时穿着绳子 : Yo mama is so fat that she went on a light diet. As soon as it’s light she : starts eating. 92.你妈超胖 当他想减肥时才减就肥了 : Yo mama is so fat that she’s half Italian, half Irish, and half American. 93.你妈超胖 她有一半是义大利 一半爱尔兰 一半美国人 : Yo mama is so fat that her waist size is the Equator. 94.你妈超胖 他的腰围是赤道 : Yo mama is so fat that she can’t even jump to a conclusion. 你妈超胖 她甚至不能太早下定论(美国俚语 : Yo mama is so fat that she uses a mattress for a tampon. 95.你妈超胖 她用床垫当她的卫生棉条 : Yo mama is so fat that when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that : rock at me?" 96.你妈超胖 当她被公车撞到 她说"谁拿石头丢我?" : Yo mama is so fat that we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay for her : because we dressed her up as a Toyota. 97.你妈超胖 我们去免下车店甚至不用算她的钱 因为我们帮他打扮成TOYOTA : Yo mama is so fat that that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch : marks. 98.你妈超胖 当她出生时给了医院妊娠纹 : Yo mama is so fat that she was cut from the cast of E.T., because she caused : an eclipse when she rode the bike across the moon. 99.你妈超胖 她被E.T.这部片剪掉了 因为她再骑脚踏车去月球时造成了月蚀 : Yo mama is so fat that when you get on top of her your ears pop. 100.你妈超胖 她说注意的时候你就耳鸣了 : Yo mama is so fat that she got hit by a car and had to go to the hospital to : have it removed. 101.你妈超胖 当她被车撞的时候要去医院把车移开 : Yo mama is so fat that she eats "Wheat Thicks". 102.你妈超胖 当她吃"Wheat Thicks" : Yo mama is so fat that we're in her right now! 103.你妈超胖 我们现在就在她的身体里! : Yo mama is so fat that she went to the movie theatre and sat next to : everyone. 104.你妈超胖 她去电影院坐在每个人的旁边 : Yo mama is so fat that she has been declared a natural habitat for condors. 105.你妈超胖 她被宣布成秃鹰的自然栖息地 : Yo mama is so fat that when she wants to shake someones hand, she has to give : directions! 106.你妈超胖 她想要握手的时候 她需要导航 : Yo mama is so fat that even Dora can't explore her! 107.你妈超胖 连朵拉都不能探索她 : Yo mama is so fat that when she gets on the scale it says "to be continued". 108.你妈超胖 她站在体重计上 上面写着 "续待" : Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to a resturant, she looks at the menu : and says "okay!" 109.你妈超胖 她去餐厅看着菜单说 "OKAY!" : Yo mama is so fat that her neck looks like a dozen hot dogs! 110.你妈超胖 她的脖子看起来像一打热狗 : Yo mama is so fat that when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell! 111.你妈超胖 她高空弹掉的时候 直达地狱 : Yo mama is so fat that she's got her own area code! 112.你妈超胖 她有自己的区域代码 : Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets. 113.你妈超胖 她必须买三张飞机票 : Yo mama is so fat that whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in! 114.你妈超胖 不管她什麽时候去海滩都是涨潮 : Yo mama is so fat that she's got Amtrak written on her leg. 115.你妈超胖 她腿上有捷运的标记 : Yo mama is so fat that her legs are like spoiled milk - white & chunky! 116.你妈超胖 她的腿像变质的牛奶 丰满厚实 : Yo mama is so fat that I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the : her good side! 117.你妈超胖 我必须搭火车和两趟公车才能讨她欢心 (俚语梗) : Yo mama is so fat that she wakes up in sections! 118.你妈超胖 她必须被分段叫醒 : Yo mama is so fat that when she lies on the beach no one else gets any sun! 119.你妈超胖 当她躺在沙滩上没人照的到太阳 : Yo mama is so fat that that her senior pictures had to be taken from a : helicopter! 120.你妈超胖 她的高解析图片必须用直升机照 : Yo mama is so fat that everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil! 121.你妈超胖 她穿高跟鞋走路的时候 她榨油出来! : Yo mama is so fat that she fell and created the Grand Canyon! 122.你妈超胖 她跌倒的时候弄出来大峡谷! : Yo mama is so fat that even her clothes have stretch marks! 123.你妈超胖 她她衣服也有妊娠纹! : Yo mama is so fat that she has to use a VCR as a beeper! 124.你妈超胖 她必须用VCR当蜂鸣器 : Yo mama is so fat that she got hit by a parked car! 125.你妈超胖 她被一个停好车的车撞到 : Yo mama is so fat that they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee : jumping. 126.你妈超胖 她用她的内衣来绑高空弹跳的绳子 : Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to : get up again. 127.你妈超胖 她摔跤时 她试图从睡眠中保持清醒 : Yo mama is so fat that that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of : gas. 128.你妈超胖 当我开车绕着她转就没油了 : Yo mama is so fat that when she went to church and sat on a bible, Jesus came : out and said "LET MY PEOPLE GO!" 129.你妈超胖 当她去教堂坐在圣经上时 耶稣出现说"让我的人民走!" : Yo mama is so fat that when she dances at a concert the whole band skips. 130.你妈超胖 她在音乐会跳舞 乐团整段都跳过了 : Yo mama is so fat that she stands in two time zones. 131.你妈超胖 她站在两种不同的时区上 : Yo mama is so fat that she went to the fair and the kids thought she was a : bouncy castle. 132.你妈超胖 她去博览会 小孩以为她是充气城堡 : Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have : to install speed bumps. 133.你妈超胖 她去一个吃到饱的地方 她必须安装减速线 : Yo mama is so fat that when she went to seaworld the whales started singing : "We Are Family". 134.你妈超胖 当她去海洋世界 鲸鱼在唱 我们是一家人 : Yo mama is so fat that she fell out of both sides of her bed. 135.你妈超胖 她从床的两边跌下来 : Yo mama is so fat that the stripes on her pajamas never end. 136.你妈超胖 她睡衣上的条纹永远不会结束 : Yo mama is so fat, Al Gore accuses her of global warning everytime she farts! 137.你妈超胖 每次她放屁时 Al Gore就警告全球暖化 : Yo mama is so fat that she's got every caterer in the city on speed dial! 138.你妈超胖 她有每个餐厅的快速拨号 : Yo mama's so fat that when she goes on a scale, it shows her own phone : number. 139.你妈超胖 当她站在体重计上 上面显示她的电话号码 : Yo mama's so fat that she doesn't need the internet - she's worldwide. 140.你妈超胖 她不需要网路 她自己就是世界 : Yo mama's so fat that when she goes on a scale, it reads "lose some weight". 141.你妈超胖 当她站在体重计上 上面写着 "该减肥了" : Yo mama's so fat that she doesn't get dreams, she gets movies! 142.你妈超胖 她不作梦 她梦电影! : Yo mama's so fat that when she walks, she changes the earth's rotation! 143.你妈超胖 当她走路时 磁极颠倒了 你妈超胖 当进版画面用她的照片当可拨动画 你进不了版 --

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