作者david770511 (莊小維)
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標題[轉錄]學妹好可愛 >///<
時間Sat Oct 14 04:57:59 2006
※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: Voltaren (笨笨...) 看板: StupidClown
標題: 學妹好可愛 >///<
時間: Fri Oct 13 16:31:00 2006
我是流力助教。
今天在改考卷的時候，有一個蠻可愛的學妹來敲門，
原來她是希望我能改鬆一點......
當然啦，表面上我都會說「該是幾分就幾分」這種沒天良的話，
但如果有人來求情，我通常都會放一點水的，
只是.....那個學妹沒告訴我她叫什麼名字呀.....囧
不過也還好，班上女生不算多，憑著印象應該不難猜，如果有緣的話......
果然翻著翻著，緣分就這麼來了...........
一張字跡清秀的卷子，散發著淡淡的立可白幽香，沒錯，一定就是妳了。
看看名字?? 她就叫做許瑋倫耶.....和電視上那個一字不差。
我快速地瀏覽一下考卷，果然是有求情的必要....囧
然後發現，背面用鉛筆寫了幾行小字：
「
助教，我今年已經三修了，可不可以給人家改鬆一點呢？」
是喔......教授還真不懂得憐香惜玉呢.......
「
拜託拜託～ 我的學費都是自己打工賺的，好希望今年可以畢業 ><.」
好老套的說詞.....沒辦法，誰叫人家是正妹呢？
「
我是瑋倫，就是昨天跟你一起打球的學弟啦～」
棍!!! 準備暑修吧你!!!!! (／‵Д′)／~ ╧╧
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1F：→ eve282778:老師當不當人真的是看助教改的成積嗎.......囧 10/13 16:32
2F：推 DarkKinght:可憐的許瑋倫先生........ 10/13 16:33
3F：推 haraluya:本日最好笑!!頭推又是我XD 10/13 16:33
4F：→ haraluya:....囧了 10/13 16:34
5F：推 alberthan:（留下來陪我打球吧） 10/13 16:35
6F：推 waynedd:最後一句話真是畫蛇添足了..XDDDDDDD 10/13 16:35
7F：推 smokeblue:好慘又好好笑XDDDDDD 10/13 16:36
8F：推 mayoee:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 16:36
9F：推 starlone:可憐的學弟XDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 16:37
10F：推 peyyu:學弟好冤啊!!只因為不是學妹.... 10/13 16:39
11F：推 asklove:破壞學長的遐想，果然罪孽深重! 哈哈~ 10/13 16:40
12F：推 hboo:thu的p系也有一個叫做...... 10/13 16:41
13F：推 superrocky:好爆笑~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 10/13 16:41
14F：推 kkeny:YZU C系也有一個.... 10/13 16:42
15F：推 fdav:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 16:42
16F：推 jellpop:XDDD~~ 10/13 16:43
17F：推 polito:哈哈.... 我們班也有一個男的叫許瑋倫 10/13 16:43
18F：推 Stalker823:XD 10/13 16:45
19F：→ iamaq18c:TKU IM系也有一個.....XD 10/13 16:48
20F：推 chiunn:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 16:49
21F：→ chiunn:結局真是出乎我意料~ 10/13 16:49
22F：推 b87887:是資工系的嗎@@? 10/13 16:50
23F：推 jfain:XDDD 10/13 16:50
24F：推 chiao218:學弟真的很可憐喔~~~~~~~~~哈哈哈哈哈 10/13 16:50
25F：推 Vorukrus:YZU C系....我好像認識( ′-`)y-～ 10/13 16:50
26F：推 GeniusMrlai:XD 10/13 16:53
27F：推 mina:XDD 10/13 16:53
28F：推 nevr:四修四修啦.. 10/13 16:53
29F：推 KimiBeryl:好可憐的學弟~~ 10/13 16:54
30F：推 northbear522:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 16:54
31F：推 Luciferspear:YZU C系....我肯定認識( ′-`)y-～ 10/13 16:54
32F：推 nedekwn:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 16:56
33F：推 sarum10:XD 10/13 16:57
34F：推 rudolfk:真是戲劇化的結局阿 不過 正妹學妹勒??!! 10/13 16:56
35F：推 lovebear:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 16:57
36F：推 thomasqqq:最後正妹到底怎樣啦(／‵Д′)／~ ╧╧ 10/13 16:58
37F：推 doa2:雖然很好笑 不過還是先拿正妹學妹的圖來再說 10/13 16:58
38F：推 charling717:哈哈 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 16:59
39F：推 uresi:雖然很好笑 不過還是先拿正妹學妹的圖來再說 10/13 17:01
40F：推 jackdawliu:XDXDXDXD 幹害我噴水到電腦上 10/13 17:02
41F：推 slex:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈...太有趣啦 10/13 17:05
42F：推 jeffgk2005:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 17:06
43F：推 notgodie: 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈....我笑翻了... 10/13 17:09
44F：推 richday:第三行是大大的敗筆啊~ 原po你後來有沒有讓瑋倫學弟過? XD 10/13 17:09
45F：推 kisun:瑋倫學弟快出現吧…哈哈哈哈哈 10/13 17:15
46F：→ proletariat:偉輪學弟:學長....囧r(*) 10/13 17:16
47F：推 uainken:最後一筆不寫不就沒事了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 17:17
48F：推 SAINTPAN:靠盃XD 你害我把惡鬼噴惹囧> 10/13 17:18
49F：推 ashin942:正妹學妹圖咧 (敲碗)XD 10/13 17:18
50F：推 Lorchune:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 17:19
51F：推 kevin770616:XD 10/13 17:21
52F：推 luuuuu:哈哈哈哈哈哈 好好笑 10/13 17:23
53F：推 avrillove:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 17:24
54F：推 bigbigword:棍!!! 準備暑修吧你!!!!! (／‵Д′)／~ ╧╧ 10/13 17:24
55F：→ bigbigword:香蕉change學妹圖。ok嘎? 10/13 17:25
56F：推 Willyao:XDDDDD 10/13 17:25
57F：推 Ucse:學弟下地獄吧!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 10/13 17:26
58F：推 ForSinSoKing:XDDDDD 10/13 17:32
59F：推 candc46:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 10/13 17:36
60F：推 xxctsd:笑死我了....XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 17:36
61F：推 MoodyMood:XDDDDDDDD 原PO的文好多都好好笑喔 10/13 17:37
62F：推 swera:最後一句話是多餘的XDDDDFDFD 10/13 17:38
63F：推 love82:哈 幹麻這樣~!!!! 10/13 17:40
64F：推 DPedrosa:ギ囍n壞喔~壞壞XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 17:40
65F：推 alens:可以藉轉嗎?? 10/13 17:42
66F：推 klandor:所以笨的是學弟嗎..... 10/13 17:42
※ alens:轉錄至看板 ntou_me_bmt 10/13 17:43
67F：推 hsuallen:看!! YZU C系不會是說我吧 囧 10/13 17:44
68F：推 phli:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 17:51
69F：推 proletariat:大明星現身了......... 10/13 17:55
70F：推 IhCnAb:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 18:08
71F：推 HLiNaKRbCsFr:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 18:09
72F：推 cl3bp6:海洋的啦 10/13 18:12
73F：推 r0930:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 18:13
74F：推 alien09s:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 18:14
75F：推 shiyeu:原poXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd 10/13 18:16
76F：推 ipillf:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 18:17
77F：推 katrinhome:一定要推拉~~可憐的學弟阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 18:20
78F：推 roy8181: 誰叫你不是正妹 活該 哈哈哈 10/13 18:26
79F：推 newgay1:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD色 10/13 18:29
80F：推 goabao:第三行真是多餘XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 那學弟到底有沒有讓他過!? 10/13 18:29
81F：推 cptl:要是第三行不寫的話, 不就什麼事都沒了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 18:31
82F：→ cptl:給一樓,大部份是助教打完分數後拿給老師的! 助教掌管你生死呀 10/13 18:33
83F：推 NomadShu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 正妹該不會叫李威吧？ 10/13 18:35
84F：推 takasi03:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 18:38
85F：推 aassd:原來我被當...是因為沒去上助教的課啊.......(擊掌) 10/13 18:39
86F：推 those0:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 18:47
87F：推 aadog:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑到肚子痛...XD 10/13 18:47
88F：推 maomao150213:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD原PO你好壞 10/13 18:53
89F：→ thbetray:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 18:54
90F：推 alan2000:哈哈....你好壞!! 10/13 18:56
91F：推 adonistung:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD原PO好壞 10/13 19:00
92F：→ aegis144:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 19:05
93F：推 hsu7902:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 19:07
94F：推 lugger:哈哈哈哈～～～～～～好慘XD 10/13 19:08
95F：推 elle:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD原PO好壞 結果學弟怎樣了？ 10/13 19:10
96F：推 ilove1530:借轉joke XD 10/13 19:15
※ ilove1530:轉錄至看板 joke 10/13 19:15
97F：推 alberthan:借轉班版 10/13 19:16
※ alberthan:轉錄至看板 STDM-89-304 10/13 19:16
98F：推 blackaki:看了以前原po的文，原po到底是男是女阿??????????????? 10/13 19:23
99F：推 nanht:學弟金雖洨......XDDDDDD 10/13 19:26
100F：→ cl3bp6:原PO帳號和閃光共用 猜的... 10/13 19:28
101F：推 Eric0605:XDDDDD 10/13 19:31
102F：推 HenryYee:不行喔 原po只喜歡緊的 不喜歡鬆的 10/13 19:40
103F：→ whobirdme912:哈哈哈哈哈～壞人助教～ 10/13 19:42
104F：推 Hatred:可憐的許瑋倫先生........ 10/13 19:49
105F：推 bordergogo:學弟的命就是賤 10/13 19:50
106F：推 fbi50214: 學弟的命就是賤 10/13 19:54
107F：推 loveAZZZZA:XDDDDDD 10/13 19:55
108F：推 st4123:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 19:56
109F：推 ero7728:XDDDDDDDDD "棍"←好好笑！ 10/13 19:56
110F：推 zehow:借轉班版 10/13 20:00
※ zehow:轉錄至看板 tkuew90A 10/13 20:01
111F：推 my23423:不要當吧～頭推不是樓上XD 10/13 20:01
112F：推 YCC28:饒他一命吧XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 20:04
113F：推 fish0112:最後一句XDD 10/13 20:04
114F：推 kendawx:阿彌佗佛~ 10/13 20:07
115F：推 tokino:我來衝爆XD 10/13 20:08
116F：推 Melson:可能是昨天才被學弟蓋火鍋吧 XD 10/13 20:08
117F：推 cchgsl:爆吧~~ 10/13 20:09
118F：推 cindy78127:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 20:10
119F：推 estupid:===================學妹是寶 學弟是屎=============== 10/13 20:16
120F：推 wildinheart:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 20:18
121F：推 leeben:可憐的許瑋倫先生........暑修也不錯吧? 10/13 20:28
122F：推 kimitop:有好笑到 哈哈 10/13 20:39
123F：推 Sunny98:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 20:41
124F：推 hoshiphon:借轉系版~~~ 10/13 20:41
※ hoshiphon:轉錄至看板 NUU-ME 10/13 20:42
125F：推 jim79314: 正妹是寶 學弟是草 10/13 20:42
126F：→ jim79314: 只要有圖 什麼都好 (伸) 10/13 20:45
127F：推 hyelim:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 20:52
128F：推 iamolga:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 20:54
129F：推 zero1000:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD原po好過份喔～XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 20:57
130F：→ zyan:最後依據是活該 = = 10/13 21:00
131F：推 Kamelie:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD原po沒天良 10/13 21:00
132F：推 chaos102:XD = = 看來又要重修了 10/13 21:09
133F：推 Darius1979:最後一句好機車 XDDDDD~ 10/13 21:24
134F：推 YCSBB:那學妹到底叫什麼名字XD 10/13 21:36
135F：推 mytaoiszun:學弟就是賤 10/13 21:37
136F：推 zuckersugar:XXXXXD 笑屎我了XD 10/13 21:42
137F：推 jc1008:我怎麼看成"學妹叫我輕鬆一點"= = 10/13 21:51
138F：→ jc1008:助教你很緊張喔 XD 10/13 21:51
139F：推 CTwei:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 22:02
140F：推 windelfTW:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 最後一行是敗筆 10/13 22:04
141F：推 happycoser:看成"可不可以給人家輕鬆一點" XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 22:12
142F：推 KATORU:囧 我之前有個室友也叫瑋倫 公的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 22:14
143F：推 stanedith:我們以前也有一個許維倫 不過轉走 10/13 22:15
144F：推 arashikishu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 手賤的最後一句話阿~~哈哈哈 10/13 22:16
145F：→ ltmqw:原po不要對同性太機車啊，山不轉路轉以後會遇到 10/13 22:55
146F：推 Topanga:說不定前兩年也是這樣才要重修的 XD 10/13 23:06
147F：推 puffmei:笑死了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 23:22
※ maybelovever:轉錄至看板 NTCU 10/13 23:30
148F：推 imna:不知道是不是我認識的"學長"耶...? 10/13 23:31
149F：推 maybelovever:借轉 10/13 23:32
150F：推 david7539:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 人真的是說變就變 10/13 23:43
151F：→ ofkofk:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 23:44
152F：推 jboys75:是系工系 機械系 還是河工系勒～XD好想知道 10/14 00:17
153F：推 rosemary:許瑋倫同學，誰叫你昨天蓋助教火鍋，ㄎㄎㄎ..... 10/14 00:29
154F：推 laiwang:注定四修的命 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/14 00:31
155F：推 belvederev:XDDDDDDD有夠好笑！ 10/14 00:48
156F：推 mizuhara:笑到爆!本日最經典啊~~~~XD 10/14 00:49
157F：推 chorusidyll:真是傳神啊,想當初也有這樣過 學長謝謝了! 10/14 00:55
158F：→ asami:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/14 00:57
159F：推 aaaaspasia:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/14 01:03
160F：推 jennytakashi:棍!!! 準備暑修吧你!!!! 10/14 01:25
161F：推 szczerbiak:我當助教也帶過一個叫許瑋倫的…… 10/14 02:49
162F：推 ic1736:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/14 03:11
163F：推 lu3yao:哇靠 是學長? 10/14 04:20
164F：推 david770511:借轉班版 謝謝 10/14 04:57
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165F：推 coffee78cat:幹...真他媽的好笑 10/14 14:06
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