作者david770511 (庄小维)
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标题[转录]学妹好可爱 >///<
时间Sat Oct 14 04:57:59 2006
※ [本文转录自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: Voltaren (笨笨...) 看板: StupidClown
标题: 学妹好可爱 >///<
时间: Fri Oct 13 16:31:00 2006
我是流力助教。
今天在改考卷的时候，有一个蛮可爱的学妹来敲门，
原来她是希望我能改松一点......
当然啦，表面上我都会说「该是几分就几分」这种没天良的话，
但如果有人来求情，我通常都会放一点水的，
只是.....那个学妹没告诉我她叫什麽名字呀.....囧
不过也还好，班上女生不算多，凭着印象应该不难猜，如果有缘的话......
果然翻着翻着，缘分就这麽来了...........
一张字迹清秀的卷子，散发着淡淡的立可白幽香，没错，一定就是你了。
看看名字?? 她就叫做许玮伦耶.....和电视上那个一字不差。
我快速地浏览一下考卷，果然是有求情的必要....囧
然後发现，背面用铅笔写了几行小字：
「
助教，我今年已经三修了，可不可以给人家改松一点呢？」
是喔......教授还真不懂得怜香惜玉呢.......
「
拜托拜托～ 我的学费都是自己打工赚的，好希望今年可以毕业 ><.」
好老套的说词.....没办法，谁叫人家是正妹呢？
「
我是玮伦，就是昨天跟你一起打球的学弟啦～」
棍!!! 准备暑修吧你!!!!! (／‵Д′)／~ ╧╧
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1F：→ eve282778:老师当不当人真的是看助教改的成积吗.......囧 10/13 16:32
2F：推 DarkKinght:可怜的许玮伦先生........ 10/13 16:33
3F：推 haraluya:本日最好笑!!头推又是我XD 10/13 16:33
4F：→ haraluya:....囧了 10/13 16:34
5F：推 alberthan:（留下来陪我打球吧） 10/13 16:35
6F：推 waynedd:最後一句话真是画蛇添足了..XDDDDDDD 10/13 16:35
7F：推 smokeblue:好惨又好好笑XDDDDDD 10/13 16:36
8F：推 mayoee:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 16:36
9F：推 starlone:可怜的学弟XDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 16:37
10F：推 peyyu:学弟好冤啊!!只因为不是学妹.... 10/13 16:39
11F：推 asklove:破坏学长的遐想，果然罪孽深重! 哈哈~ 10/13 16:40
12F：推 hboo:thu的p系也有一个叫做...... 10/13 16:41
13F：推 superrocky:好爆笑~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 10/13 16:41
14F：推 kkeny:YZU C系也有一个.... 10/13 16:42
15F：推 fdav:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 16:42
16F：推 jellpop:XDDD~~ 10/13 16:43
17F：推 polito:哈哈.... 我们班也有一个男的叫许玮伦 10/13 16:43
18F：推 Stalker823:XD 10/13 16:45
19F：→ iamaq18c:TKU IM系也有一个.....XD 10/13 16:48
20F：推 chiunn:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 16:49
21F：→ chiunn:结局真是出乎我意料~ 10/13 16:49
22F：推 b87887:是资工系的吗@@? 10/13 16:50
23F：推 jfain:XDDD 10/13 16:50
24F：推 chiao218:学弟真的很可怜喔~~~~~~~~~哈哈哈哈哈 10/13 16:50
25F：推 Vorukrus:YZU C系....我好像认识( ′-`)y-～ 10/13 16:50
26F：推 GeniusMrlai:XD 10/13 16:53
27F：推 mina:XDD 10/13 16:53
28F：推 nevr:四修四修啦.. 10/13 16:53
29F：推 KimiBeryl:好可怜的学弟~~ 10/13 16:54
30F：推 northbear522:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 16:54
31F：推 Luciferspear:YZU C系....我肯定认识( ′-`)y-～ 10/13 16:54
32F：推 nedekwn:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 16:56
33F：推 sarum10:XD 10/13 16:57
34F：推 rudolfk:真是戏剧化的结局阿 不过 正妹学妹勒??!! 10/13 16:56
35F：推 lovebear:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 16:57
36F：推 thomasqqq:最後正妹到底怎样啦(／‵Д′)／~ ╧╧ 10/13 16:58
37F：推 doa2:虽然很好笑 不过还是先拿正妹学妹的图来再说 10/13 16:58
38F：推 charling717:哈哈 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 16:59
39F：推 uresi:虽然很好笑 不过还是先拿正妹学妹的图来再说 10/13 17:01
40F：推 jackdawliu:XDXDXDXD 干害我喷水到电脑上 10/13 17:02
41F：推 slex:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈...太有趣啦 10/13 17:05
42F：推 jeffgk2005:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 17:06
43F：推 notgodie: 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈....我笑翻了... 10/13 17:09
44F：推 richday:第三行是大大的败笔啊~ 原po你後来有没有让玮伦学弟过? XD 10/13 17:09
45F：推 kisun:玮伦学弟快出现吧…哈哈哈哈哈 10/13 17:15
46F：→ proletariat:伟轮学弟:学长....囧r(*) 10/13 17:16
47F：推 uainken:最後一笔不写不就没事了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 17:17
48F：推 SAINTPAN:靠盃XD 你害我把恶鬼喷惹囧> 10/13 17:18
49F：推 ashin942:正妹学妹图咧 (敲碗)XD 10/13 17:18
50F：推 Lorchune:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 17:19
51F：推 kevin770616:XD 10/13 17:21
52F：推 luuuuu:哈哈哈哈哈哈 好好笑 10/13 17:23
53F：推 avrillove:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 17:24
54F：推 bigbigword:棍!!! 准备暑修吧你!!!!! (／‵Д′)／~ ╧╧ 10/13 17:24
55F：→ bigbigword:香蕉change学妹图。ok嘎? 10/13 17:25
56F：推 Willyao:XDDDDD 10/13 17:25
57F：推 Ucse:学弟下地狱吧!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 10/13 17:26
58F：推 ForSinSoKing:XDDDDD 10/13 17:32
59F：推 candc46:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 10/13 17:36
60F：推 xxctsd:笑死我了....XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 17:36
61F：推 MoodyMood:XDDDDDDDD 原PO的文好多都好好笑喔 10/13 17:37
62F：推 swera:最後一句话是多余的XDDDDFDFD 10/13 17:38
63F：推 love82:哈 干麻这样~!!!! 10/13 17:40
64F：推 DPedrosa:ギ囍n坏喔~坏坏XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 17:40
65F：推 alens:可以藉转吗?? 10/13 17:42
66F：推 klandor:所以笨的是学弟吗..... 10/13 17:42
※ alens:转录至看板 ntou_me_bmt 10/13 17:43
67F：推 hsuallen:看!! YZU C系不会是说我吧 囧 10/13 17:44
68F：推 phli:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 17:51
69F：推 proletariat:大明星现身了......... 10/13 17:55
70F：推 IhCnAb:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 18:08
71F：推 HLiNaKRbCsFr:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 18:09
72F：推 cl3bp6:海洋的啦 10/13 18:12
73F：推 r0930:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 18:13
74F：推 alien09s:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 18:14
75F：推 shiyeu:原poXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd 10/13 18:16
76F：推 ipillf:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 18:17
77F：推 katrinhome:一定要推拉~~可怜的学弟阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 18:20
78F：推 roy8181: 谁叫你不是正妹 活该 哈哈哈 10/13 18:26
79F：推 newgay1:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD色 10/13 18:29
80F：推 goabao:第三行真是多余XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 那学弟到底有没有让他过!? 10/13 18:29
81F：推 cptl:要是第三行不写的话, 不就什麽事都没了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 18:31
82F：→ cptl:给一楼,大部份是助教打完分数後拿给老师的! 助教掌管你生死呀 10/13 18:33
83F：推 NomadShu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 正妹该不会叫李威吧？ 10/13 18:35
84F：推 takasi03:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 18:38
85F：推 aassd:原来我被当...是因为没去上助教的课啊.......(击掌) 10/13 18:39
86F：推 those0:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 18:47
87F：推 aadog:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑到肚子痛...XD 10/13 18:47
88F：推 maomao150213:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD原PO你好坏 10/13 18:53
89F：→ thbetray:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 18:54
90F：推 alan2000:哈哈....你好坏!! 10/13 18:56
91F：推 adonistung:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD原PO好坏 10/13 19:00
92F：→ aegis144:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 19:05
93F：推 hsu7902:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 19:07
94F：推 lugger:哈哈哈哈～～～～～～好惨XD 10/13 19:08
95F：推 elle:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD原PO好坏 结果学弟怎样了？ 10/13 19:10
96F：推 ilove1530:借转joke XD 10/13 19:15
※ ilove1530:转录至看板 joke 10/13 19:15
97F：推 alberthan:借转班版 10/13 19:16
※ alberthan:转录至看板 STDM-89-304 10/13 19:16
98F：推 blackaki:看了以前原po的文，原po到底是男是女阿??????????????? 10/13 19:23
99F：推 nanht:学弟金虽洨......XDDDDDD 10/13 19:26
100F：→ cl3bp6:原PO帐号和闪光共用 猜的... 10/13 19:28
101F：推 Eric0605:XDDDDD 10/13 19:31
102F：推 HenryYee:不行喔 原po只喜欢紧的 不喜欢松的 10/13 19:40
103F：→ whobirdme912:哈哈哈哈哈～坏人助教～ 10/13 19:42
104F：推 Hatred:可怜的许玮伦先生........ 10/13 19:49
105F：推 bordergogo:学弟的命就是贱 10/13 19:50
106F：推 fbi50214: 学弟的命就是贱 10/13 19:54
107F：推 loveAZZZZA:XDDDDDD 10/13 19:55
108F：推 st4123:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 19:56
109F：推 ero7728:XDDDDDDDDD "棍"←好好笑！ 10/13 19:56
110F：推 zehow:借转班版 10/13 20:00
※ zehow:转录至看板 tkuew90A 10/13 20:01
111F：推 my23423:不要当吧～头推不是楼上XD 10/13 20:01
112F：推 YCC28:饶他一命吧XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 20:04
113F：推 fish0112:最後一句XDD 10/13 20:04
114F：推 kendawx:阿弥佗佛~ 10/13 20:07
115F：推 tokino:我来冲爆XD 10/13 20:08
116F：推 Melson:可能是昨天才被学弟盖火锅吧 XD 10/13 20:08
117F：推 cchgsl:爆吧~~ 10/13 20:09
118F：推 cindy78127:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 20:10
119F：推 estupid:===================学妹是宝 学弟是屎=============== 10/13 20:16
120F：推 wildinheart:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 20:18
121F：推 leeben:可怜的许玮伦先生........暑修也不错吧? 10/13 20:28
122F：推 kimitop:有好笑到 哈哈 10/13 20:39
123F：推 Sunny98:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 20:41
124F：推 hoshiphon:借转系版~~~ 10/13 20:41
※ hoshiphon:转录至看板 NUU-ME 10/13 20:42
125F：推 jim79314: 正妹是宝 学弟是草 10/13 20:42
126F：→ jim79314: 只要有图 什麽都好 (伸) 10/13 20:45
127F：推 hyelim:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 20:52
128F：推 iamolga:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 20:54
129F：推 zero1000:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD原po好过份喔～XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 20:57
130F：→ zyan:最後依据是活该 = = 10/13 21:00
131F：推 Kamelie:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD原po没天良 10/13 21:00
132F：推 chaos102:XD = = 看来又要重修了 10/13 21:09
133F：推 Darius1979:最後一句好机车 XDDDDD~ 10/13 21:24
134F：推 YCSBB:那学妹到底叫什麽名字XD 10/13 21:36
135F：推 mytaoiszun:学弟就是贱 10/13 21:37
136F：推 zuckersugar:XXXXXD 笑屎我了XD 10/13 21:42
137F：推 jc1008:我怎麽看成"学妹叫我轻松一点"= = 10/13 21:51
138F：→ jc1008:助教你很紧张喔 XD 10/13 21:51
139F：推 CTwei:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 22:02
140F：推 windelfTW:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 最後一行是败笔 10/13 22:04
141F：推 happycoser:看成"可不可以给人家轻松一点" XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 22:12
142F：推 KATORU:囧 我之前有个室友也叫玮伦 公的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 22:14
143F：推 stanedith:我们以前也有一个许维伦 不过转走 10/13 22:15
144F：推 arashikishu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 手贱的最後一句话阿~~哈哈哈 10/13 22:16
145F：→ ltmqw:原po不要对同性太机车啊，山不转路转以後会遇到 10/13 22:55
146F：推 Topanga:说不定前两年也是这样才要重修的 XD 10/13 23:06
147F：推 puffmei:笑死了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 23:22
※ maybelovever:转录至看板 NTCU 10/13 23:30
148F：推 imna:不知道是不是我认识的"学长"耶...? 10/13 23:31
149F：推 maybelovever:借转 10/13 23:32
150F：推 david7539:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 人真的是说变就变 10/13 23:43
151F：→ ofkofk:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 23:44
152F：推 jboys75:是系工系 机械系 还是河工系勒～XD好想知道 10/14 00:17
153F：推 rosemary:许玮伦同学，谁叫你昨天盖助教火锅，ㄎㄎㄎ..... 10/14 00:29
154F：推 laiwang:注定四修的命 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/14 00:31
155F：推 belvederev:XDDDDDDD有够好笑！ 10/14 00:48
156F：推 mizuhara:笑到爆!本日最经典啊~~~~XD 10/14 00:49
157F：推 chorusidyll:真是传神啊,想当初也有这样过 学长谢谢了! 10/14 00:55
158F：→ asami:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/14 00:57
159F：推 aaaaspasia:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/14 01:03
160F：推 jennytakashi:棍!!! 准备暑修吧你!!!! 10/14 01:25
161F：推 szczerbiak:我当助教也带过一个叫许玮伦的…… 10/14 02:49
162F：推 ic1736:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/14 03:11
163F：推 lu3yao:哇靠 是学长? 10/14 04:20
164F：推 david770511:借转班版 谢谢 10/14 04:57
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165F：推 coffee78cat:干...真他妈的好笑 10/14 14:06
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