作者jamesppi (ppi)
看板HatePolitics
標題如果兩岸真的統一.....
時間Sat Sep 30 23:31:55 2006
汪笨糊:我有寫過"長江有愛"啦,我真的很愛中國的,更愛大陸妹
(我是用純正北京腔發音喔)
由席昆:我說過我是"華"裔臺灣人啦,其實我心向祖國
(我是用我繼父教我的純正湖南音喔)
周貧德:我說倒扁的八成都是外省人,其實我下一句還沒說完啦,我是要接倒的好啦
鄭紅移:中國難道有那麼可惡嗎?臺灣人會比較高尚?共產主義有那麼罪惡?
我想是不會啦!
陳立紅:挖係乾媽公從我台語只會五個字就曉得我其實是心向祖國的
林建聾:就算2300萬人都支持統一,但我絕對會支持台獨"?"祖國誤會了啦,
我其實有加問號啦,加問號不是只有鄭紅移會啦
遭資女神:其實長生不老藥有第三顆,胡主席來(遞),剩下那兩個死不了的讓你處置
胡緊掏:那你們當中到底誰不愛祖國
眾人異口同聲:他(指向獅子丸)
獅子丸:(舉手)主持人我有意見
鄭紅移:沒有意見了啦,進廣告之後把他帶走,進廣告
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8F:推 mornlunar:陳立紅那個比較好笑 09/30 23:37
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