作者jamesppi (ppi)
看板HatePolitics
标题如果两岸真的统一.....
时间Sat Sep 30 23:31:55 2006
汪笨糊:我有写过"长江有爱"啦,我真的很爱中国的,更爱大陆妹
(我是用纯正北京腔发音喔)
由席昆:我说过我是"华"裔台湾人啦,其实我心向祖国
(我是用我继父教我的纯正湖南音喔)
周贫德:我说倒扁的八成都是外省人,其实我下一句还没说完啦,我是要接倒的好啦
郑红移:中国难道有那麽可恶吗?台湾人会比较高尚?共产主义有那麽罪恶?
我想是不会啦!
陈立红:挖系乾妈公从我台语只会五个字就晓得我其实是心向祖国的
林建聋:就算2300万人都支持统一,但我绝对会支持台独"?"祖国误会了啦,
我其实有加问号啦,加问号不是只有郑红移会啦
遭资女神:其实长生不老药有第三颗,胡主席来(递),剩下那两个死不了的让你处置
胡紧掏:那你们当中到底谁不爱祖国
众人异口同声:他(指向狮子丸)
狮子丸:(举手)主持人我有意见
郑红移:没有意见了啦,进广告之後把他带走,进广告
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8F:推 mornlunar:陈立红那个比较好笑 09/30 23:37
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