作者sameshit (??)
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標題[閒話] 譴責spiderman抄襲harry potter角色....
時間Sun Apr 29 02:38:11 2007
這是有關蟲尾(Peter pettigrew)的故事，原來魔地魔王的力量是來自於蟲尾。
這是他們年輕時候的故事了，而其實哈利波特的母親莉莉，和蟲尾曾有一段情。
請開始點閱連結:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0PaFLGwskc
背景：現代。Voldermort復活的黑暗時代。
角色：wormtail (Peter Pettigrew)
Mary Jane (Peter's lover)
Peter's grandmom
Harry Potter
(wormtail認識了一個令他想改邪歸正的女孩Mary Jane，她長得很像年輕時候的莉莉，
也就是哈利波特的母親)
Mary Jane: Tell me you love me....
Peter: I love you so much (Pete kissed Mary)
Peter: I'm gonna ask M.J. to marry me (替佛地魔王跑腿的工作老子不幹了!!)
Peter's grandma: Oh...(hug Peter)
Peter's grandma: It's the ring Uncle Ben gave me...
Go on...Take it!! Make it very special for Mary Jane..
(蟲尾在回去向Voldermort老闆遞辭呈的時候，被不名人士攻擊!!!戒指都打掉了..)
Peter: Accio ring 速速前!戒指。
(隱形斗篷掀開，原來偷襲者居然是充滿復仇心態的哈利波特!!)
Peter: Harry....
Harry Potter: You knew this was coming...Pete!!!
Peter: Listen to me! I didn't kill your father. (是我主人幹的，我只是通敵..)
Mary Jane: What happened to you guys anyway..?
Peter: It's complicated...(我不想讓你知道我的過去....)
(Harry黑暗化後能力大增，死亡咒語連發!!!)
Peter: I hate those things...
(第一幕完)
背景：從前。wormtail年輕的時候。
角色：wormtail (Peter Pettigrew)
Dumbledore
Tom Riddle (後來的Voldermort)
Peter's grandmom
James Potter (長得和哈利波特一樣)
Lily (長得和Mary Jane一樣)
(Peter被不名物質附身，這物質是鄧不利多在代課魔藥學時曾經介紹過的危險物質)
Peter: The suit....where does it come from??
Dumbledore: This substance amplifies aggression....It seems to like you..
Tom Riddle: Looking good..Pete....I love your new outfit
(Riddle被痛扁一頓，種下報復的因子..)
Peter: The power....it feels good..
Lily: I'm worried about you...
Peter: I don't need your help.
Lily: Everybody needs help sometimes Peter..
(James Potter 醋罈子發作，衝過來對質了!!!)
James Potter: You didn't kill me like you killed my father
(按：原來哈利波特的阿公的死也跟蟲尾有關..)
(Peter黑暗面爆發，James Potter臉被炸爛!!)
Lily: What happened to you...?
Peter: I don't know...
(wormtail陷入天人交戰...終於良心戰勝了一切..)
Peter: I have to stop it..
(wormtail把邪惡物質驅走，該物質發現了一個更好的宿主，Tom Riddle..)
Tom: Peter..
(Tom Riddle 被附身，轉換成Venom....
不，這是哈利波特的故事ㄟ，當然是轉變成Voldermort)
Voldermort: Ar.Ar..ArHHHHH!!!!
Peter: I 've done terrible things.
Peter's grandma: I know you will find a way to put it right
(開始了一連串善良Peter與邪惡Voldermort的對抗)
Lily: We have to forgive each other...
Or everything we ever were, will be nothing.
結局：Peter敗，Voldermort勝
James Potter與Lily俱亡
進入Voldermort統治的黑暗時期
(第二幕完)
最近蜘蛛人廣告打太凶，
於是胡思亂想構思出來的，
貴版第一po，希望有好笑到，裡面的瑕疵就不要計較了。(我改了一些台詞)
我可是很辛苦才連結起來的..
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