作者sameshit (??)
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标题[闲话] 谴责spiderman抄袭harry potter角色....
时间Sun Apr 29 02:38:11 2007
这是有关虫尾(Peter pettigrew)的故事，原来魔地魔王的力量是来自於虫尾。
这是他们年轻时候的故事了，而其实哈利波特的母亲莉莉，和虫尾曾有一段情。
请开始点阅连结:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0PaFLGwskc
背景：现代。Voldermort复活的黑暗时代。
角色：wormtail (Peter Pettigrew)
Mary Jane (Peter's lover)
Peter's grandmom
Harry Potter
(wormtail认识了一个令他想改邪归正的女孩Mary Jane，她长得很像年轻时候的莉莉，
也就是哈利波特的母亲)
Mary Jane: Tell me you love me....
Peter: I love you so much (Pete kissed Mary)
Peter: I'm gonna ask M.J. to marry me (替佛地魔王跑腿的工作老子不干了!!)
Peter's grandma: Oh...(hug Peter)
Peter's grandma: It's the ring Uncle Ben gave me...
Go on...Take it!! Make it very special for Mary Jane..
(虫尾在回去向Voldermort老板递辞呈的时候，被不名人士攻击!!!戒指都打掉了..)
Peter: Accio ring 速速前!戒指。
(隐形斗篷掀开，原来偷袭者居然是充满复仇心态的哈利波特!!)
Peter: Harry....
Harry Potter: You knew this was coming...Pete!!!
Peter: Listen to me! I didn't kill your father. (是我主人干的，我只是通敌..)
Mary Jane: What happened to you guys anyway..?
Peter: It's complicated...(我不想让你知道我的过去....)
(Harry黑暗化後能力大增，死亡咒语连发!!!)
Peter: I hate those things...
(第一幕完)
背景：从前。wormtail年轻的时候。
角色：wormtail (Peter Pettigrew)
Dumbledore
Tom Riddle (後来的Voldermort)
Peter's grandmom
James Potter (长得和哈利波特一样)
Lily (长得和Mary Jane一样)
(Peter被不名物质附身，这物质是邓不利多在代课魔药学时曾经介绍过的危险物质)
Peter: The suit....where does it come from??
Dumbledore: This substance amplifies aggression....It seems to like you..
Tom Riddle: Looking good..Pete....I love your new outfit
(Riddle被痛扁一顿，种下报复的因子..)
Peter: The power....it feels good..
Lily: I'm worried about you...
Peter: I don't need your help.
Lily: Everybody needs help sometimes Peter..
(James Potter 醋坛子发作，冲过来对质了!!!)
James Potter: You didn't kill me like you killed my father
(按：原来哈利波特的阿公的死也跟虫尾有关..)
(Peter黑暗面爆发，James Potter脸被炸烂!!)
Lily: What happened to you...?
Peter: I don't know...
(wormtail陷入天人交战...终於良心战胜了一切..)
Peter: I have to stop it..
(wormtail把邪恶物质驱走，该物质发现了一个更好的宿主，Tom Riddle..)
Tom: Peter..
(Tom Riddle 被附身，转换成Venom....
不，这是哈利波特的故事ㄟ，当然是转变成Voldermort)
Voldermort: Ar.Ar..ArHHHHH!!!!
Peter: I 've done terrible things.
Peter's grandma: I know you will find a way to put it right
(开始了一连串善良Peter与邪恶Voldermort的对抗)
Lily: We have to forgive each other...
Or everything we ever were, will be nothing.
结局：Peter败，Voldermort胜
James Potter与Lily俱亡
进入Voldermort统治的黑暗时期
(第二幕完)
最近蜘蛛人广告打太凶，
於是胡思乱想构思出来的，
贵版第一po，希望有好笑到，里面的瑕疵就不要计较了。(我改了一些台词)
我可是很辛苦才连结起来的..
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