作者arthur48 (Cogito Ergo Sum)
看板ENG_BASE
標題[公告] 英文情書
時間Mon Dec 15 23:31:10 2008
http://tw.youtube.com/watch?v=FgXvR97Wk6g
Hey girl I got somethin' real important to give you
So just sit down and listen
Girl you know we've been together such a long long time (such a long time)
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
(Wooow) You know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside -- it's my dick in a box
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs somethin' real
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
Somethin' special girl
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box babe
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' (yeah)
And I got just the one, somethin' to show ya that you are second to none
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do just follow these steps
1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your junk in that box
3: Make her open the box
And that's the way you do it
It's my dick in a box... my dick in a box babe
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
Christmas; dick in a box
Hanukkah; dick in a box
Kwanzaa; a dick in a box
Every single holiday a dick in a box
Over at your parent's house a dick in a box
Mid day at the grocery store a dick in a box
Backstage at the CMA's a dick in a box (yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow)
a dick in a box...
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1F：推 trigold:這個不是583篇有嗎 別一直往這裡貼糟糕的 你可以貼哲學版 12/15 23:32
2F：推 grandslam96:這傢伙上癮了XD 12/15 23:33
3F：推 seanfaye:原po文章不代表英文系棒立場... ="= 12/15 23:33
4F：→ seanfaye:po邱毅被摘掉假髮還比較實在 12/15 23:34
5F：推 amadeus1223:現在是什麼情形? 12/15 23:36
6F：→ seanfaye:阿瑪 快po一些你最近寫的好詩 墊墊檔 12/15 23:37
7F：推 grandslam96:系棒版熱鬧是好事...吧 12/15 23:37
8F：→ grandslam96:我現在才發現他的兩篇標題與文不符而且這篇還用[公告] 12/15 23:39
9F：推 seanfaye:好是好啦 但有點糟糕的東西要節制一點... 12/15 23:39
10F：→ seanfaye:上面的各篇都收錄了 以後畢業被學弟妹看到就... 12/15 23:45
11F：→ seanfaye:自圓其說吧XDDDD 12/15 23:45
12F：→ arthur48:快M我 12/15 23:46
13F：推 seanfaye:如你所m 12/15 23:46
14F：→ trigold:多想兩分鐘 你可以不用給原ＰＯ優文 12/15 23:57
15F：→ seanfaye:是說大家都給箭頭是不會有優文的 再者 要M完後十推才有 12/15 23:59
16F：→ seanfaye:我錯了 我把上面那天給cancel掉了 12/16 00:00
17F：→ arthur48:靠 變來變去 快m啦 12/16 00:02
18F：→ seanfaye:糟糕文不給啦 12/16 00:03
19F：→ arthur48:哪裡糟糕了 12/16 00:06
20F：推 seanfaye:哪裡不糟糕了呢 12/16 00:06
21F：→ arthur48:一點都不糟糕阿 英文情書耶 12/16 00:07
22F：→ arthur48:文筆流暢 令人潸然淚下 此等文筆何處找 12/16 00:07
23F：→ seanfaye:你要逼我發飆嗎? 對穿祥快出對子對死他 12/16 00:08
24F：→ arthur48:一個罐頭一個套 三個志鑫六隻眼 12/16 00:09
25F：推 afusdx: 兩個柏村兩個宅 四個修國八顆蛋 12/16 00:24
26F：→ afusdx:英文翻譯:one&one&three&six two&two&four&eight 12/16 00:26
27F：→ grandslam96: 白龍三泡尿 五個建堯十張K 12/16 00:29
28F：→ grandslam96: 我對建堯真好，科科 12/16 00:30