作者arthur48 (Cogito Ergo Sum)
看板ENG_BASE
标题[公告] 英文情书
时间Mon Dec 15 23:31:10 2008
http://tw.youtube.com/watch?v=FgXvR97Wk6g
Hey girl I got somethin' real important to give you
So just sit down and listen
Girl you know we've been together such a long long time (such a long time)
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
(Wooow) You know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside -- it's my dick in a box
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs somethin' real
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
Somethin' special girl
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box babe
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' (yeah)
And I got just the one, somethin' to show ya that you are second to none
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do just follow these steps
1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your junk in that box
3: Make her open the box
And that's the way you do it
It's my dick in a box... my dick in a box babe
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
Christmas; dick in a box
Hanukkah; dick in a box
Kwanzaa; a dick in a box
Every single holiday a dick in a box
Over at your parent's house a dick in a box
Mid day at the grocery store a dick in a box
Backstage at the CMA's a dick in a box (yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow)
a dick in a box...
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1F：推 trigold:这个不是583篇有吗 别一直往这里贴糟糕的 你可以贴哲学版 12/15 23:32
2F：推 grandslam96:这家伙上瘾了XD 12/15 23:33
3F：推 seanfaye:原po文章不代表英文系棒立场... ="= 12/15 23:33
4F：→ seanfaye:po邱毅被摘掉假发还比较实在 12/15 23:34
5F：推 amadeus1223:现在是什麽情形? 12/15 23:36
6F：→ seanfaye:阿玛 快po一些你最近写的好诗 垫垫档 12/15 23:37
7F：推 grandslam96:系棒版热闹是好事...吧 12/15 23:37
8F：→ grandslam96:我现在才发现他的两篇标题与文不符而且这篇还用[公告] 12/15 23:39
9F：推 seanfaye:好是好啦 但有点糟糕的东西要节制一点... 12/15 23:39
10F：→ seanfaye:上面的各篇都收录了 以後毕业被学弟妹看到就... 12/15 23:45
11F：→ seanfaye:自圆其说吧XDDDD 12/15 23:45
12F：→ arthur48:快M我 12/15 23:46
13F：推 seanfaye:如你所m 12/15 23:46
14F：→ trigold:多想两分钟 你可以不用给原ＰＯ优文 12/15 23:57
15F：→ seanfaye:是说大家都给箭头是不会有优文的 再者 要M完後十推才有 12/15 23:59
16F：→ seanfaye:我错了 我把上面那天给cancel掉了 12/16 00:00
17F：→ arthur48:靠 变来变去 快m啦 12/16 00:02
18F：→ seanfaye:糟糕文不给啦 12/16 00:03
19F：→ arthur48:哪里糟糕了 12/16 00:06
20F：推 seanfaye:哪里不糟糕了呢 12/16 00:06
21F：→ arthur48:一点都不糟糕阿 英文情书耶 12/16 00:07
22F：→ arthur48:文笔流畅 令人潸然泪下 此等文笔何处找 12/16 00:07
23F：→ seanfaye:你要逼我发飙吗? 对穿祥快出对子对死他 12/16 00:08
24F：→ arthur48:一个罐头一个套 三个志鑫六只眼 12/16 00:09
25F：推 afusdx: 两个柏村两个宅 四个修国八颗蛋 12/16 00:24
26F：→ afusdx:英文翻译:one&one&three&six two&two&four&eight 12/16 00:26
27F：→ grandslam96: 白龙三泡尿 五个建尧十张K 12/16 00:29
28F：→ grandslam96: 我对建尧真好，科科 12/16 00:30