作者MRZ (臺大歷史系教授......Orz)
看板DummyHistory
標題Re: [偽史] 1942 日中則昃--河北會戰(5)
時間Thu May 24 03:28:30 2007
※ 引述《ZMittermeyer (奧林帕斯)》之銘言：
: ※ 引述《tinganchang (目標:生物無機)》之銘言：
: 中國軍的反擊如果接近河北，代表著接近滿蒙
: 蘇聯遠東軍是不是很可能會提早幾個月出馬...0.0
: 當然因為德國還沒投降，軍備會很倉促，但是如果華北那邊中國對日本的壓力這麼大
: 關東軍的空殼化會更嚴重，主力也會偏移
: 考量到這些，蘇聯還是很有可能提早出兵..
Beria: Comrade Stalin, we have a news that Chinese troops is closing
to Hepei.
Stalin: So what?
Beria: That's mean the KMT power is closing to Mongolia and Manchuria.
Stalin: So what?
Beria: We must do something before we lose the golden opportunity to
get Manchuria.
Stalin: Good idea. However, 90% of the Red Army is fighting with those
Nazis-SOB and we needed at least three months to transport them to
across Siberia. Do you have any f@#king idea about the size of SIBERIA?
Beria: No, I don't have any idea......but I know that's impossible
for us to do anything right now.
Stalin: Good, Comrade Beria, good. All right, how is the situation
in Berlin, now? Is our dearest friend Adolf Hitler still not dead yet?
Beria: He is going to prepare a birthday party for himself and trying
to find a vegitarian butterine-cream fruit cake.
Stalin: I hope he can find any fruit beside carrot in Berlin right now
and I know he hates to eat carrot.
Beria: Why do you know Hitler hates to eat carrot?
Stalin: You told me that, dear Comrade Beria, you told me that.
(Laughing as wicked as Stalin's protrait on the wall of the Red Square)
Beria: Oh, I forgot about it and Comrade Stalin is very smart......
nope, the smartest guy in the world! (Laughing, too)
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