作者MRZ (台大历史系教授......Orz)
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标题Re: [伪史] 1942 日中则昃--河北会战(5)
时间Thu May 24 03:28:30 2007
※ 引述《ZMittermeyer (奥林帕斯)》之铭言：
: ※ 引述《tinganchang (目标:生物无机)》之铭言：
: 中国军的反击如果接近河北，代表着接近满蒙
: 苏联远东军是不是很可能会提早几个月出马...0.0
: 当然因为德国还没投降，军备会很仓促，但是如果华北那边中国对日本的压力这麽大
: 关东军的空壳化会更严重，主力也会偏移
: 考量到这些，苏联还是很有可能提早出兵..
Beria: Comrade Stalin, we have a news that Chinese troops is closing
to Hepei.
Stalin: So what?
Beria: That's mean the KMT power is closing to Mongolia and Manchuria.
Stalin: So what?
Beria: We must do something before we lose the golden opportunity to
get Manchuria.
Stalin: Good idea. However, 90% of the Red Army is fighting with those
Nazis-SOB and we needed at least three months to transport them to
across Siberia. Do you have any f@#king idea about the size of SIBERIA?
Beria: No, I don't have any idea......but I know that's impossible
for us to do anything right now.
Stalin: Good, Comrade Beria, good. All right, how is the situation
in Berlin, now? Is our dearest friend Adolf Hitler still not dead yet?
Beria: He is going to prepare a birthday party for himself and trying
to find a vegitarian butterine-cream fruit cake.
Stalin: I hope he can find any fruit beside carrot in Berlin right now
and I know he hates to eat carrot.
Beria: Why do you know Hitler hates to eat carrot?
Stalin: You told me that, dear Comrade Beria, you told me that.
(Laughing as wicked as Stalin's protrait on the wall of the Red Square)
Beria: Oh, I forgot about it and Comrade Stalin is very smart......
nope, the smartest guy in the world! (Laughing, too)
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1F：推 armed:1944年还有件事情叫做伊犁事变,M教授大概贵人多忘事了.XD 05/24 09:55
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3F：推 Lobatchevsky:推vegitarian butterine-cream fruit cake XD 05/24 12:34
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