作者Zamned (扎姆德)
看板Cubs
標題[情報] 打者季中短評
時間Tue Jul 12 14:29:21 2011
輕鬆一下...從國外論壇挖到的,滿好笑得XD
Jeff Baker
Good: He's been pretty much killing lefties at a .380/.397/.535/.932 clip in
73 plate appearances.
Bad: He's been given almost as many PAs against righties (65) where he hits
.222/.246/.302/.548, which is worse than Tony Campana.
Darwin Barney
Good: He's surprised most of us by batting .362 with runners in scoring
position and sparing us from a DeWitt/Baker platoon that isn't
interesting to anybody.
Bad: He is not good at taking walks. He has a 3.2% BB% which is worse than
anyone on the team who qualifies for the batting title. Castro is next
at 4.0%.
Marlon Byrd
Good: His broken face didn't cost him the season.
Bad: He is steadfastly refusing to take walks this year (I already sense a
theme with this team). His career high K/BB was 3.16 last year. This
year it is 4.78. Yuck.
Tony Campana
Good: He's really, really fast.
Bad: Everything else about him.
Welington Castillo
Good: It amuses us to call him Beef Castle.
Bad: The only good thing that I could come up with was about his nickname.
Starlin Castro
Good: He's a pretty darn good hitter and it is fun watching him make plays on
balls in the hole that Theriot would have just flopped after in an effort
to get his uniform dirty.
Bad: He's still very raw and neither his defense or patience seems to be
improving with age.
Tyler Colvin
Good: He has not been stabbed in the chest with a baseball bat this year.
Bad: He doesn't have a convenient excuse of being stabbed in the chest to
fall back on to explain his fall back to irrelevance.
Blake DeWitt
Good: He seems willing to play all over the field to give Quade multiple
options
Bad: All of the options involve him bringing a .655 OPS to the plate with him.
Kosuke Fukudome
Good: He is sporting a .379 on-base percentage, which is best on the team.
Bad: His slugging percentage is .372, which is lowest on the team among
qualified batters.
Koyie Hill
Good: I don't know.... he hasn't killed anyone. Is that good enough?
Bad: That I even have to include him in this run-down at all.
Reed Johnson
Good: Everything he's touched so far this year.
Bad: He's not Brett Jackson.
D. J. LeMahieu
Good: He went to LSU, played in the middle infield, and achieved normal human
height.
Bad: The height hasn't seemed to help his baseball skills much.
Lou Montanez
Good: The Cubs got to call up one of their first round draft picks.
Bad: He was drafted when Bill Clinton was President.
Carlos Pena
Good: He has really been hitting a ton of homeruns lately.
Bad: Carlos Zambrano has a higher slugging percentage this year.
(Zambrano .822, Pena .801)
Aramis Ramirez
Good: He's not dead yet.
Bad: He will be in a moment.
Brad Snyder
Good: He has a career 1.000 fielding percentage.
Bad: We may never have need to refer to him as Brad Fucking Snyder ever
again because he got released.
Alfonso Soriano
Good: He hit 10 homeruns in April and posted a .619 slugging percentage.
Bad: Since then he's slugging .402.
Geovany Soto
Good: He plays enough to keep Koyie Hill sightings to a minimum.
Bad: There is not as much difference between him and Hill as we would like.
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※ 編輯: Zamned 來自: 118.169.178.158 (07/12 14:31)
1F:→ Timon1025:he hasn't killed anyone. XDDDD 07/12 19:10
2F:推 shawshien:D. J. LeMahieu那段 是在影射抬小槍和Fontenot嗎 XD 07/13 00:15
3F:推 conjohn:starlin那段 抬小槍被嗆好大 但我卻笑了 07/14 01:03
4F:推 immortalqq:抬小槍根本是躺著也中槍阿XXD 07/15 11:18
5F:→ shawshien:自從他說了I am on the right side of the rivalry now 07/15 11:28
6F:→ shawshien:就注定要一直中槍了 他是我們家養大的 很多球迷喜歡他 07/15 11:30
7F:→ Zamned:換了球隊就換了腦袋 被酸不意外 07/15 11:32
8F:→ Zamned:反正我們還有二號抬小槍:Darwin Barney 誰稀罕他啊XD 07/15 11:33
9F:推 shawshien:我希望Barney發展的更好 Barney感覺是一個有腦子的球員 07/15 11:35
10F:→ Zamned:Barney 可以做點交易 讓他還是比較適合當游擊手 07/15 11:35