作者Zamned (扎姆德)
看板Cubs
标题[情报] 打者季中短评
时间Tue Jul 12 14:29:21 2011
轻松一下...从国外论坛挖到的,满好笑得XD
Jeff Baker
Good: He's been pretty much killing lefties at a .380/.397/.535/.932 clip in
73 plate appearances.
Bad: He's been given almost as many PAs against righties (65) where he hits
.222/.246/.302/.548, which is worse than Tony Campana.
Darwin Barney
Good: He's surprised most of us by batting .362 with runners in scoring
position and sparing us from a DeWitt/Baker platoon that isn't
interesting to anybody.
Bad: He is not good at taking walks. He has a 3.2% BB% which is worse than
anyone on the team who qualifies for the batting title. Castro is next
at 4.0%.
Marlon Byrd
Good: His broken face didn't cost him the season.
Bad: He is steadfastly refusing to take walks this year (I already sense a
theme with this team). His career high K/BB was 3.16 last year. This
year it is 4.78. Yuck.
Tony Campana
Good: He's really, really fast.
Bad: Everything else about him.
Welington Castillo
Good: It amuses us to call him Beef Castle.
Bad: The only good thing that I could come up with was about his nickname.
Starlin Castro
Good: He's a pretty darn good hitter and it is fun watching him make plays on
balls in the hole that Theriot would have just flopped after in an effort
to get his uniform dirty.
Bad: He's still very raw and neither his defense or patience seems to be
improving with age.
Tyler Colvin
Good: He has not been stabbed in the chest with a baseball bat this year.
Bad: He doesn't have a convenient excuse of being stabbed in the chest to
fall back on to explain his fall back to irrelevance.
Blake DeWitt
Good: He seems willing to play all over the field to give Quade multiple
options
Bad: All of the options involve him bringing a .655 OPS to the plate with him.
Kosuke Fukudome
Good: He is sporting a .379 on-base percentage, which is best on the team.
Bad: His slugging percentage is .372, which is lowest on the team among
qualified batters.
Koyie Hill
Good: I don't know.... he hasn't killed anyone. Is that good enough?
Bad: That I even have to include him in this run-down at all.
Reed Johnson
Good: Everything he's touched so far this year.
Bad: He's not Brett Jackson.
D. J. LeMahieu
Good: He went to LSU, played in the middle infield, and achieved normal human
height.
Bad: The height hasn't seemed to help his baseball skills much.
Lou Montanez
Good: The Cubs got to call up one of their first round draft picks.
Bad: He was drafted when Bill Clinton was President.
Carlos Pena
Good: He has really been hitting a ton of homeruns lately.
Bad: Carlos Zambrano has a higher slugging percentage this year.
(Zambrano .822, Pena .801)
Aramis Ramirez
Good: He's not dead yet.
Bad: He will be in a moment.
Brad Snyder
Good: He has a career 1.000 fielding percentage.
Bad: We may never have need to refer to him as Brad Fucking Snyder ever
again because he got released.
Alfonso Soriano
Good: He hit 10 homeruns in April and posted a .619 slugging percentage.
Bad: Since then he's slugging .402.
Geovany Soto
Good: He plays enough to keep Koyie Hill sightings to a minimum.
Bad: There is not as much difference between him and Hill as we would like.
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※ 编辑: Zamned 来自: 118.169.178.158 (07/12 14:31)
1F:→ Timon1025:he hasn't killed anyone. XDDDD 07/12 19:10
2F:推 shawshien:D. J. LeMahieu那段 是在影射抬小枪和Fontenot吗 XD 07/13 00:15
3F:推 conjohn:starlin那段 抬小枪被呛好大 但我却笑了 07/14 01:03
4F:推 immortalqq:抬小枪根本是躺着也中枪阿XXD 07/15 11:18
5F:→ shawshien:自从他说了I am on the right side of the rivalry now 07/15 11:28
6F:→ shawshien:就注定要一直中枪了 他是我们家养大的 很多球迷喜欢他 07/15 11:30
7F:→ Zamned:换了球队就换了脑袋 被酸不意外 07/15 11:32
8F:→ Zamned:反正我们还有二号抬小枪:Darwin Barney 谁稀罕他啊XD 07/15 11:33
9F:推 shawshien:我希望Barney发展的更好 Barney感觉是一个有脑子的球员 07/15 11:35
10F:→ Zamned:Barney 可以做点交易 让他还是比较适合当游击手 07/15 11:35