After a few weeks of cap-wrangling and close Talmudic readings of the collective bargaining agreement, I figured I’d hit you all with a touch of frivolity on this fine Sunday evening. I was flipping through my wife’s copy of the latest edition of Glamour Magazine (stop judging, the bathroom reading in my house is a little light these days) and stumbled across an article wherein Carmelo Anthony and his wife, La La Anthony (nee Vasquez), answer relationship questions from readers. Unfortunately, this portion of the magazine is not online (it’s on page 138), but here are some of the highlights: 在結束了持續幾周的猶太法典集體談判協議之後，我認為我應該要讓大家在這美好的星期 天午後感受一下輕鬆的氣氛。 我翻了翻我太太最新一期的Glamour雜誌（請不要找我碴，這幾天在廁所裡閱讀的時間是 我難得的調劑）然後我看見了一篇文章在寫瓜和Lala回答讀者們的提問。 很不幸的是，這篇文章沒有電子版（它在138頁），我只好做一些重點整理： [該部落格作者Mike從他太太的時裝雜誌Glamour裡看到瓜瓜夫妻受訪(P.138)， 擷取以下三個瓜瓜對拉拉穿著的訪問重點：] On dressing for a first date: “It’s great to have a sexy side, but try not to go overboard. If I saw her all dressed up on the first date, I would be looking for that every time.” 瓜對拉拉第一次約會服裝的感想：「有性感的一面是很棒的，但是還是不要太超過。如果 她每次都穿得像是第一次約會時那樣，我會每次都想看見那樣的穿著。」 （譯注：意思是瓜覺得太性感了，如果每次都穿這樣他會沒辦法專心XD） On how he likes La La to dress: “I liked it recently when you wore those cargo pants and Jordan sneakers . . . She hit it right on the nose with that outfit.” 瓜對於他喜歡Lala怎麼穿：「我最近很喜歡她穿工作褲和Jordan系列的運動鞋……她把這 些裝扮搭配得恰到好處。」 （譯注：原來瓜喜歡居家氣息XD） On banging other guys if you’re with a dude who won’t commit: “Yeah, first you should ask him, ‘What’s the situation? What’s it going to be?’ Then you have the right to do what you want to do.” 如果有人戴他綠帽的話：「嗯，首先你應該要問他：『現在是什麼情況？現在是要怎樣？ 』然後你就可以做你想做的事了。」 （譯注：這一個問題意思大概是這樣，我沒有翻得很精確因為有點口語……然後瓜太殺了 XD） All righty then. Now we know a little more about Carmelo’s sensitive side. Frankly, his wife did most of the talking in the interview, as they were plugging her VH1 reality show, La La’s Full Court Life. Can’t say I’m looking forward to that cinematic masterpiece, but I might have to fire up the DVR to see if there are any interesting snippets. I suspect that Bill Walker plays a wacky neighbor in the style of Jazz from Fresh Prince and Glen Grunwald dispenses sage wisdom while half-obscured by a fence. Stay tuned. 好啦，就這樣。現在我們知道更多關於瓜感性的一面了。坦白說，他的太太占去了大部分 的發言時間，就像在她自己的實境節目裡面一樣。 不能說我是這節目的忠實觀眾，但假設有任何有趣的片段，我會熱好我的錄影機準備。 （譯注：他在後面提到他懷疑走路人被放掉是因為GG根本沒智慧之類的，然後說走路人的 打球風格很怪！？） 以上！ -- ．‥…──∥ ─── ◣ =◥"◥’． ∵ ◆∥ ψsherry821224 ────────── ∥ ◤ ◥ ◤ ◥ ∥ ◤ ◢◤\ ◣◥ ∥ ╱ ∥◤￣◣ ﹍◣∥◤￣╲∥ ╱∥◤￣╲ ▼‵､λ﹀▼▼ ∥◆◇ ∥ ∥∥◣∥ ∥╱ ∥◣＿ ─-.╳ ︶- ∥ ╲ ∥ ∥∥ ∥ ∥ ╲ ◥∥▲ ρ\ `, ▲▲ ─────∥ ╲ ∥ ∥∥ ∥◣＿╱∥ ╲╲＿◢∥ ◥ | ◢────…‥． --

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