After a few weeks of cap-wrangling and close Talmudic readings of the collective bargaining agreement, I figured I’d hit you all with a touch of frivolity on this fine Sunday evening. I was flipping through my wife’s copy of the latest edition of Glamour Magazine (stop judging, the bathroom reading in my house is a little light these days) and stumbled across an article wherein Carmelo Anthony and his wife, La La Anthony (nee Vasquez), answer relationship questions from readers. Unfortunately, this portion of the magazine is not online (it’s on page 138), but here are some of the highlights: 在结束了持续几周的犹太法典集体谈判协议之後，我认为我应该要让大家在这美好的星期 天午後感受一下轻松的气氛。 我翻了翻我太太最新一期的Glamour杂志（请不要找我碴，这几天在厕所里阅读的时间是 我难得的调剂）然後我看见了一篇文章在写瓜和Lala回答读者们的提问。 很不幸的是，这篇文章没有电子版（它在138页），我只好做一些重点整理： [该部落格作者Mike从他太太的时装杂志Glamour里看到瓜瓜夫妻受访(P.138)， 撷取以下三个瓜瓜对拉拉穿着的访问重点：] On dressing for a first date: “It’s great to have a sexy side, but try not to go overboard. If I saw her all dressed up on the first date, I would be looking for that every time.” 瓜对拉拉第一次约会服装的感想：「有性感的一面是很棒的，但是还是不要太超过。如果 她每次都穿得像是第一次约会时那样，我会每次都想看见那样的穿着。」 （译注：意思是瓜觉得太性感了，如果每次都穿这样他会没办法专心XD） On how he likes La La to dress: “I liked it recently when you wore those cargo pants and Jordan sneakers . . . She hit it right on the nose with that outfit.” 瓜对於他喜欢Lala怎麽穿：「我最近很喜欢她穿工作裤和Jordan系列的运动鞋……她把这 些装扮搭配得恰到好处。」 （译注：原来瓜喜欢居家气息XD） On banging other guys if you’re with a dude who won’t commit: “Yeah, first you should ask him, ‘What’s the situation? What’s it going to be?’ Then you have the right to do what you want to do.” 如果有人戴他绿帽的话：「嗯，首先你应该要问他：『现在是什麽情况？现在是要怎样？ 』然後你就可以做你想做的事了。」 （译注：这一个问题意思大概是这样，我没有翻得很精确因为有点口语……然後瓜太杀了 XD） All righty then. Now we know a little more about Carmelo’s sensitive side. Frankly, his wife did most of the talking in the interview, as they were plugging her VH1 reality show, La La’s Full Court Life. Can’t say I’m looking forward to that cinematic masterpiece, but I might have to fire up the DVR to see if there are any interesting snippets. I suspect that Bill Walker plays a wacky neighbor in the style of Jazz from Fresh Prince and Glen Grunwald dispenses sage wisdom while half-obscured by a fence. Stay tuned. 好啦，就这样。现在我们知道更多关於瓜感性的一面了。坦白说，他的太太占去了大部分 的发言时间，就像在她自己的实境节目里面一样。 不能说我是这节目的忠实观众，但假设有任何有趣的片段，我会热好我的录影机准备。 （译注：他在後面提到他怀疑走路人被放掉是因为GG根本没智慧之类的，然後说走路人的 打球风格很怪！？） 以上！ -- ．‥…──∥ ─── ◣ =◥"◥’． ∵ ◆∥ ψsherry821224 ────────── ∥ ◤ ◥ ◤ ◥ ∥ ◤ ◢◤\ ◣◥ ∥ ╱ ∥◤￣◣ ﹍◣∥◤￣╲∥ ╱∥◤￣╲ ▼‵､λ﹀▼▼ ∥◆◇ ∥ ∥∥◣∥ ∥╱ ∥◣＿ ─-.╳ ︶- ∥ ╲ ∥ ∥∥ ∥ ∥ ╲ ◥∥▲ ρ\ `, ▲▲ ─────∥ ╲ ∥ ∥∥ ∥◣＿╱∥ ╲╲＿◢∥ ◥ | ◢────…‥． --

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