作者copa (harry)
看板CYSH91Y322
標題Re: 英文練習
時間Sun Mar 30 11:00:23 2003
※ 引述《hongawa (I must be crazy >"<)》之銘言：
: Money is not everything. There`s Master card & Visa.
: 金錢不是一切,這世上還有信用卡可用.
: One should love animals. They are so tasty.
: 每個人都應該熱愛動物,因為它們很好吃.
: Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
: 要節約用水,儘量和女友一起洗澡.
: Love the neighbor. But don`t get caught.
: 愛你的鄰居,不過不要被抓包.
: Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful
: man, there are two.
: 每個成功男人的背後,都有一個女人.每個不成功男人的背後,都有兩個.
: Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
: 每個人都該要結婚,因為快樂並不是生命的全部.
: The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
: 聰明人不會去結婚,而當他們結了婚就也就不再聰明了.
: Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
: 成功是一個相關名詞,他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚.
: Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
: 要是今天就能想好藉口就不要等明天交不了差時再來想.
: Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
: 愛情就像照片,需要大量的暗房時間來培養.
: Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
: 車子後座的小孩會導致意外,車子後座的意外會"導致"小孩.
: "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
: "你的未來取決於你的夢想",所以趕快去睡覺吧.
: There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
: 應該有比每天早上起床更好的方式開始新的一天.
: "Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk?
: " 努力工作不會導致死亡!"不過何必去冒險呢？
: God made relatives; Thanks God we can choose our friends.
: 上天決定了誰是你的親戚,好在我們可以自己選擇朋友.
: When two`s company, three`s the result!
: 兩個人有伴,但後果是早晚會不小心跑出第三個!
: A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
: view.
: 衣服就像有刺的鐵絲網,它阻止你冒然行動但並不妨礙你盡情的觀看.
: The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. T
: he more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
: 書唸的越多,知道的越多,知道的越多,忘記的越多, 忘記的越多,知道的越少,那麼又何必
: 唸書呢.
哈哈~~很有意思^^~
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