作者copa (harry)
看板CYSH91Y322
标题Re: 英文练习
时间Sun Mar 30 11:00:23 2003
※ 引述《hongawa (I must be crazy >"<)》之铭言：
: Money is not everything. There`s Master card & Visa.
: 金钱不是一切,这世上还有信用卡可用.
: One should love animals. They are so tasty.
: 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
: Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
: 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
: Love the neighbor. But don`t get caught.
: 爱你的邻居,不过不要被抓包.
: Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful
: man, there are two.
: 每个成功男人的背後,都有一个女人.每个不成功男人的背後,都有两个.
: Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
: 每个人都该要结婚,因为快乐并不是生命的全部.
: The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
: 聪明人不会去结婚,而当他们结了婚就也就不再聪明了.
: Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
: 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚.
: Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
: 要是今天就能想好藉口就不要等明天交不了差时再来想.
: Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
: 爱情就像照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
: Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
: 车子後座的小孩会导致意外,车子後座的意外会"导致"小孩.
: "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
: "你的未来取决於你的梦想",所以赶快去睡觉吧.
: There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
: 应该有比每天早上起床更好的方式开始新的一天.
: "Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk?
: " 努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过何必去冒险呢？
: God made relatives; Thanks God we can choose our friends.
: 上天决定了谁是你的亲戚,好在我们可以自己选择朋友.
: When two`s company, three`s the result!
: 两个人有伴,但後果是早晚会不小心跑出第三个!
: A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
: view.
: 衣服就像有刺的铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看.
: The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. T
: he more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
: 书念的越多,知道的越多,知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,那麽又何必
: 念书呢.
哈哈~~很有意思^^~
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