作者a606155123 (冷氣團團長)
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標題[轉錄][無言] 高先生!!!
時間Mon Jun 2 01:29:54 2008
※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: power0727 (dk) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [無言] 高先生!!!
時間: Sun Jun 1 23:44:17 2008
真人真事...
進了郵局之後 依舊是人山人海...
照舊抽了號碼牌 吹著冷氣 靜靜的站在一旁等待
突然間聽見 某櫃台人員的音量有越來越大的趨勢...
本著鄉民的強烈的求知慾 及好奇心的使然
於是 悄悄地往前湊過去了點 想八卦一下...
櫃台人員: 高先生, 不好意思, 麻煩您要寫全名喔!
大概是這位先生拿著提款單想要提款, 但在提款單上的名字欄位
只填了"高先生"三個字...乍聽之下...憑著多年的經驗...
當下覺得這位先生一定就叫做"高先生" 對吧?!
不過就在這個時後...
高先生: 沒關係, 我寫高先生就可以了
櫃台人員: 不好意思, 您必須寫全名我們才能辦理這項業務喔!
櫃台人員可能是因為郵局裡的待辦民眾越來越多
怕耽誤到大家的時間
似乎也漸漸失去了解說的耐心, 音量已經比先前略為高亢...
高先生:沒關係啦 我的朋友都叫我高先生 真的不會怎樣
櫃台人員的臉色越來越鐵青 臉上的線也越來越多條
郵局裡的氣氛本來就有點安靜
此時 也因為這位高先生的無理取鬧
讓整個氛圍更為尷尬...
櫃台人員: 我們的業務一律都得填寫本人的全名!!!
似乎已經很火了 所有人也都朝向該櫃台想探個究竟...
這位高先生也察覺到不對勁
便很不好意思且客氣的跟櫃台人員說...
不好意思...
我姓高...
單名一個字...
賽...
賽...
賽...
賽...
賽...
賽...................
剎那間...郵局一片死寂..
只剩紙張翻閱的聲音...
還有...
竊笑的聲音...
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1F：推 seven782:我以為會是高進 06/01 23:46
2F：推 godjojo5:原來是高賽喔!!! 06/01 23:46
3F：推 soulboy:都要Q雜碎了說... 06/01 23:46
4F：推 bw930:高義你他媽雜碎!! 06/01 23:46
5F：推 enskyzuso:哈哈，一樓中肯， 狗屎 .. 五告胎哥= = 摁歌揍呵糗 06/01 23:47
6F：推 adonisey:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/01 23:48
7F：推 UserMsa:高賽，你他媽雜碎。 06/01 23:48
8F：推 cara716:高賽!你他媽胎哥! 06/01 23:49
9F：→ UserMsa:高賽，你他媽喇賽。 06/01 23:49
10F：→ outofdejavu:XDDDDDDDD 06/01 23:56
11F：推 ioiovivi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/01 23:57
12F：推 ricesandwich:XD 06/01 23:57
13F：推 azzboy:很酷捏 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/01 23:57
14F：推 tarzankao:這是笑話吧... 06/02 00:00
15F：推 adjos:這個好笑。。哈哈哈 06/02 00:00
16F：推 anglejess:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:00
17F：推 whiteann:XDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:01
18F：推 katori:我還以為 他名字就叫高先生咧 06/02 00:01
19F：推 bruce78131: 我笑了.. 06/02 00:02
20F：推 sdjh18:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:03
21F：推 tyan0615:哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:05
22F：推 hua1040:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好好笑!! 06/02 00:05
23F：推 geforce2003:...這篇夠好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:05
24F：推 lemon207:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:05
25F：推 hacoolman: 他爸爸真狠 06/02 00:05
26F：→ alanMM:他媽好壞 06/02 00:06
27F：→ minbyminby:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:07
28F：推 tina02119:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:08
29F：推 cacay:............................................ 06/02 00:09
30F：推 KETA:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:09
31F：推 acerwei:有笑有推 06/02 00:09
32F：推 gold97972000:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:09
33F：推 lovejean722:推到爆了阿`~~~~酷 06/02 00:10
34F：推 shadow543:有笑有推 06/02 00:10
35F：推 powerkian:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:10
36F：→ powerkian:看來他在郵局吃了很多次苦... 06/02 00:11
37F：推 sister3q:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:11
38F：推 wei503:一開始真以為就叫高先生耶!!! 06/02 00:11
39F：推 guitaregg:郵差：「高賽掛號信！噗！」（笑出來） 06/02 00:13
40F：推 sss010631:笑到眼淚都出來了XD 06/02 00:14
41F：→ minbyminby:爆吧爆吧！！XD 06/02 00:16
42F：推 treeslight:他從小到大到底吃過多少苦.....(糟糕我笑不停) 06/02 00:16
43F：推 easoncoon:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 06/02 00:17
44F：推 herro191919:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:17
45F：推 hownowater:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:17
46F：推 FairyClaire:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:18
47F：推 DearTank:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:18
48F：推 shirbabe:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:19
49F：推 play1983:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:20
50F：推 pugarine:XDDDDDD他爸媽怎麼這樣啦...XDDDD 06/02 00:21
51F：推 sunnytutor:幹嘛不改名啊!!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:21
52F：推 mrxjohn:讓我想到九把刀的"哈棒傳奇"XD 06/02 00:22
53F：推 Brav0:笑翻XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:24
54F：推 hackerjack:姑且不論姓...取一個賽有什麼意思? 隨機翻字典嗎? 06/02 00:24
55F：推 ponggung:酷ㄟ 06/02 00:28
56F：推 windangellin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:31
57F：推 x56565656:他爸媽應該是希望他有好運氣吧XDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:32
58F：→ keeyah:請問只有我以前就聽過嗎 這是個笑話吧= = 06/02 00:32
59F：推 anointed:高賽....推了拉 06/02 00:35
60F：推 willie1987:如果高先生看到這篇文章會有何感想呢...XDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:38
61F：推 sabrina9510:我論這篇當板標的可能性極大... 06/02 00:38
62F：推 sp006539:讓它推~~~讓它推~~~~ 06/02 00:39
63F：推 keall:哈 有笑有推阿XDD 06/02 00:41
64F：推 Hans14:真白爛, 好好地寫上, 辦事人員就會稱呼他高先生了, 怕啥??? 06/02 00:41
65F：推 xxx3677:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:42
66F：推 lyc51:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:42
67F：推 sabrina9510:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:43
68F：推 wu1212121212:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:46
69F：推 PrettyFace:怎麼不去改名呢???@@a 06/02 00:46
70F：推 wml92155:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:46
71F：推 joy71:XDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:47
72F：推 ligar: 高賽.. 06/02 00:47
73F：推 bettychu:超級好笑的啦 笑到嗆到 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:50
74F：推 YZVINO50:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:54
75F：推 sheep0811:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD我認識高尚唷~^_<* 06/02 00:57
76F：→ sheep0811:也是真人真事唷唷唷唷唷~他家是上流社會的唷~! 06/02 00:57
77F：推 LEAVEOUT:哈哈 高賽!!完全沒想到 真的以為他叫高先生XD 06/02 00:58
78F：推 zzxxzz:XD 06/02 01:04
79F：推 farewel:XDDDD 06/02 01:08
80F：推 Jeff777:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 01:09
81F：推 chenbin:差低低低低低低低低 06/02 01:09
82F：推 bigear1030:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 01:10
83F：推 jot5436: [大喜]我生了個兒子叫高賽 06/02 01:11
84F：推 yichunchen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 01:14
85F：推 icagall:好狠的爸媽呀!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 01:19
86F：推 guevara0316:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 01:19
87F：→ anemowaves:我以為他就叫高先生... 06/02 01:22
88F：→ cheng105:為什麼不去改名... 06/02 01:24
89F：推 surolanter:久把刀應該可以跟他會會 06/02 01:24
90F：推 heyEmma:xDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 01:27
91F：推 Tamama56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 01:28
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92F：→ a606155123:靠...會笑死 06/02 01:30
93F：推 fireboy0114:有笑到，推一個! 06/02 15:13
94F：→ MiaoMi225:我看不懂= ="誰能解釋一下勒 06/02 22:04
95F：→ jhan1132:應該要用台語發音!"狗屎" 不知解釋對不對~ 請講解! 06/03 05:59
96F：→ MiaoMi225:喔~~了了了!!! 06/03 10:35