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标题[转录][无言] 高先生!!!
时间Mon Jun 2 01:29:54 2008
※ [本文转录自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: power0727 (dk) 看板: StupidClown
标题: [无言] 高先生!!!
时间: Sun Jun 1 23:44:17 2008
真人真事...
进了邮局之後 依旧是人山人海...
照旧抽了号码牌 吹着冷气 静静的站在一旁等待
突然间听见 某柜台人员的音量有越来越大的趋势...
本着乡民的强烈的求知慾 及好奇心的使然
於是 悄悄地往前凑过去了点 想八卦一下...
柜台人员: 高先生, 不好意思, 麻烦您要写全名喔!
大概是这位先生拿着提款单想要提款, 但在提款单上的名字栏位
只填了"高先生"三个字...乍听之下...凭着多年的经验...
当下觉得这位先生一定就叫做"高先生" 对吧?!
不过就在这个时後...
高先生: 没关系, 我写高先生就可以了
柜台人员: 不好意思, 您必须写全名我们才能办理这项业务喔!
柜台人员可能是因为邮局里的待办民众越来越多
怕耽误到大家的时间
似乎也渐渐失去了解说的耐心, 音量已经比先前略为高亢...
高先生:没关系啦 我的朋友都叫我高先生 真的不会怎样
柜台人员的脸色越来越铁青 脸上的线也越来越多条
邮局里的气氛本来就有点安静
此时 也因为这位高先生的无理取闹
让整个氛围更为尴尬...
柜台人员: 我们的业务一律都得填写本人的全名!!!
似乎已经很火了 所有人也都朝向该柜台想探个究竟...
这位高先生也察觉到不对劲
便很不好意思且客气的跟柜台人员说...
不好意思...
我姓高...
单名一个字...
赛...
赛...
赛...
赛...
赛...
赛...................
刹那间...邮局一片死寂..
只剩纸张翻阅的声音...
还有...
窃笑的声音...
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1F：推 seven782:我以为会是高进 06/01 23:46
2F：推 godjojo5:原来是高赛喔!!! 06/01 23:46
3F：推 soulboy:都要Q杂碎了说... 06/01 23:46
4F：推 bw930:高义你他妈杂碎!! 06/01 23:46
5F：推 enskyzuso:哈哈，一楼中肯， 狗屎 .. 五告胎哥= = 摁歌揍呵糗 06/01 23:47
6F：推 adonisey:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/01 23:48
7F：推 UserMsa:高赛，你他妈杂碎。 06/01 23:48
8F：推 cara716:高赛!你他妈胎哥! 06/01 23:49
9F：→ UserMsa:高赛，你他妈喇赛。 06/01 23:49
10F：→ outofdejavu:XDDDDDDDD 06/01 23:56
11F：推 ioiovivi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/01 23:57
12F：推 ricesandwich:XD 06/01 23:57
13F：推 azzboy:很酷捏 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/01 23:57
14F：推 tarzankao:这是笑话吧... 06/02 00:00
15F：推 adjos:这个好笑。。哈哈哈 06/02 00:00
16F：推 anglejess:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:00
17F：推 whiteann:XDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:01
18F：推 katori:我还以为 他名字就叫高先生咧 06/02 00:01
19F：推 bruce78131: 我笑了.. 06/02 00:02
20F：推 sdjh18:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:03
21F：推 tyan0615:哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:05
22F：推 hua1040:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好好笑!! 06/02 00:05
23F：推 geforce2003:...这篇够好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:05
24F：推 lemon207:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:05
25F：推 hacoolman: 他爸爸真狠 06/02 00:05
26F：→ alanMM:他妈好坏 06/02 00:06
27F：→ minbyminby:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:07
28F：推 tina02119:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:08
29F：推 cacay:............................................ 06/02 00:09
30F：推 KETA:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:09
31F：推 acerwei:有笑有推 06/02 00:09
32F：推 gold97972000:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:09
33F：推 lovejean722:推到爆了阿`~~~~酷 06/02 00:10
34F：推 shadow543:有笑有推 06/02 00:10
35F：推 powerkian:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:10
36F：→ powerkian:看来他在邮局吃了很多次苦... 06/02 00:11
37F：推 sister3q:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:11
38F：推 wei503:一开始真以为就叫高先生耶!!! 06/02 00:11
39F：推 guitaregg:邮差：「高赛挂号信！噗！」（笑出来） 06/02 00:13
40F：推 sss010631:笑到眼泪都出来了XD 06/02 00:14
41F：→ minbyminby:爆吧爆吧！！XD 06/02 00:16
42F：推 treeslight:他从小到大到底吃过多少苦.....(糟糕我笑不停) 06/02 00:16
43F：推 easoncoon:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 06/02 00:17
44F：推 herro191919:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:17
45F：推 hownowater:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:17
46F：推 FairyClaire:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:18
47F：推 DearTank:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:18
48F：推 shirbabe:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:19
49F：推 play1983:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:20
50F：推 pugarine:XDDDDDD他爸妈怎麽这样啦...XDDDD 06/02 00:21
51F：推 sunnytutor:干嘛不改名啊!!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:21
52F：推 mrxjohn:让我想到九把刀的"哈棒传奇"XD 06/02 00:22
53F：推 Brav0:笑翻XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:24
54F：推 hackerjack:姑且不论姓...取一个赛有什麽意思? 随机翻字典吗? 06/02 00:24
55F：推 ponggung:酷ㄟ 06/02 00:28
56F：推 windangellin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:31
57F：推 x56565656:他爸妈应该是希望他有好运气吧XDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:32
58F：→ keeyah:请问只有我以前就听过吗 这是个笑话吧= = 06/02 00:32
59F：推 anointed:高赛....推了拉 06/02 00:35
60F：推 willie1987:如果高先生看到这篇文章会有何感想呢...XDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:38
61F：推 sabrina9510:我论这篇当板标的可能性极大... 06/02 00:38
62F：推 sp006539:让它推~~~让它推~~~~ 06/02 00:39
63F：推 keall:哈 有笑有推阿XDD 06/02 00:41
64F：推 Hans14:真白烂, 好好地写上, 办事人员就会称呼他高先生了, 怕啥??? 06/02 00:41
65F：推 xxx3677:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:42
66F：推 lyc51:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:42
67F：推 sabrina9510:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:43
68F：推 wu1212121212:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:46
69F：推 PrettyFace:怎麽不去改名呢???@@a 06/02 00:46
70F：推 wml92155:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:46
71F：推 joy71:XDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:47
72F：推 ligar: 高赛.. 06/02 00:47
73F：推 bettychu:超级好笑的啦 笑到呛到 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:50
74F：推 YZVINO50:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:54
75F：推 sheep0811:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD我认识高尚唷~^_<* 06/02 00:57
76F：→ sheep0811:也是真人真事唷唷唷唷唷~他家是上流社会的唷~! 06/02 00:57
77F：推 LEAVEOUT:哈哈 高赛!!完全没想到 真的以为他叫高先生XD 06/02 00:58
78F：推 zzxxzz:XD 06/02 01:04
79F：推 farewel:XDDDD 06/02 01:08
80F：推 Jeff777:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 01:09
81F：推 chenbin:差低低低低低低低低 06/02 01:09
82F：推 bigear1030:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 01:10
83F：推 jot5436: [大喜]我生了个儿子叫高赛 06/02 01:11
84F：推 yichunchen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 01:14
85F：推 icagall:好狠的爸妈呀!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 01:19
86F：推 guevara0316:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 01:19
87F：→ anemowaves:我以为他就叫高先生... 06/02 01:22
88F：→ cheng105:为什麽不去改名... 06/02 01:24
89F：推 surolanter:久把刀应该可以跟他会会 06/02 01:24
90F：推 heyEmma:xDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 01:27
91F：推 Tamama56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 01:28
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92F：→ a606155123:靠...会笑死 06/02 01:30
93F：推 fireboy0114:有笑到，推一个! 06/02 15:13
94F：→ MiaoMi225:我看不懂= ="谁能解释一下勒 06/02 22:04
95F：→ jhan1132:应该要用台语发音!"狗屎" 不知解释对不对~ 请讲解! 06/03 05:59
96F：→ MiaoMi225:喔~~了了了!!! 06/03 10:35