作者wjmd92 (中肯的中出中途而廢)
看板CSI
標題[閒聊] 老葛隨寫之三：鬥嘴與真情
時間Thu May 1 10:14:21 2008
老葛隨寫之三：鬥嘴與真情
你會跟老闆頂嘴嗎？
還是應該問：你敢跟老闆頂嘴嗎？
或許這麼問：你會跟老闆鬥嘴嗎？
老闆說冷笑話，你會附和？還是不屑？
還是你根本就會直接兔曹老闆？
應該是越資深的，越敢這樣做吧。
新來的，畢恭畢敬都來不及，敢這麼「囂張」嗎？
來看最資深的Catherine，她如何「大膽」與她的老闆老葛鬥嘴。
有時她會接老葛突發奇想的一句話，而且接得極好：
Grissom: I think our robbery suspect just became our homicide victim
Catherine: Well that's one way to avoid the rap.
有時甚至為老葛「發揚名言」：
Catherine: You know how you're always pushing that Holy Trinity stuff?
Grissom: Father, Son and Holy Ghost?
Catherine: Victim, suspect and crime scene.
Grissom: Oh, that one.
最有趣的是下面這橋段：
[Grissom is licking rocks to see if they're bones]
Grissom: Could be a piece of wrist bone.
Catherine: Well, do you want to suck on it? To be sure?
老葛實事求是，她也搧風點火。
精彩的來了：
Gil Grissom: Did you hear the one about the cop
and the monkey who go into a bar?
Catherine Willows: I'm not in the mood.
Gil Grissom: Neither was the monkey.
「我沒心情」已經很妙，更妙的是老葛的回答，哈。
就算她有心情聽老葛大發高論，也會直接兔曹：
Gil Grissom: Most mammals only copulate seasonally.
Catherine Willows: How boring.
我猜老葛表情一定囧到不行。
老葛並非永遠是對的，Catherine直接反駁：
Grissom: We told them what happened.
Catherine: Yeah. But we didn't give them what they needed... closure.
Grissom: Truth brings closure.
Catherine: Not always.
兔曹、鬥嘴，Catherine真的關心老葛，很貼心喔：
[After getting punched in the head by a papprazzi]
Catherine: [Hands him an ice pack]: Ice.
Grissom:: I don't need this.
Catherine:: Just do it.
[Grissom holds the ice pack on his head]
更溫暖的來了：老葛去動手術前的對話：
Grissom:: I'm scheduled for surgery at Desert Palm.
Catherine:: Surgery? [She walks over to him] Your hearing?
Grissom::[nods] Yep.
Catherine:: I'm sorry.
Grissom:: I'm not. Has to be done.
Catherine:: What can I do?
Grissom:: Nothin', I'm fine. Take care of the case.
Catherine:: Wha--ah, that's it?
Grissom:: That's it. Um.... good luck.
被兔曹、被鬥嘴，老葛還是會崇拜部下：
Catherine: Never doubt and never look back. That's how I live my life.
Grissom: I admire that.
以我最喜歡的一段做結尾：
Catherine: You didn't have to come.
Grissom: I know. I wanted to. In case you need me
表面上愛鬥嘴，被兔曹卻不餒，
真情關心部下，部下點滴回報。
老葛，好老闆，好男人。
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1F：推 frannica:還有一個很經典的是凱姊說老葛一定是好鄰居。 05/01 12:05
2F：→ JMfan:我很愛看他們兩個鬥嘴，雖然不像House那樣辛辣，但依然精彩 05/01 13:38
3F：推 komina:老葛凱姐鬥嘴真的很有趣耶！﹝撒花瓣﹞ 05/01 17:40
4F：推 ayan:我也超喜歡看凱姐和老葛的絕妙對話！>_< 05/01 20:27
5F：推 tonylin:這對「老夫老妻」加上老布三位真的是我目前追的動力了Orz 05/01 20:40
6F：推 GilGrissom:>\\\\\< 05/01 21:09
7F：推 jojombo:沒有中文翻譯都看不懂，推文的人都看得懂?? @@ 05/01 21:40
8F：推 starkidtw:推鬥嘴與真情XD老葛和凱姐的對話真的就是這樣呀 05/01 22:13
9F：推 celeris:推 老葛和凱姊的對話真的都超幽默 05/02 02:13
10F：推 JMfan:呵tony大，CSI要說有什麼是從來沒變的，就是老布的黑色幽默 05/02 03:06
11F：→ tonylin:老布始終如一啊......(話說艾莉的梗也可以再拿來用了) 05/02 08:27
12F：推 sagit:推Brass的冷調幽默啊..... 我超愛Brass大叔的XD 05/04 21:32
13F：推 brocca:好喜歡最後一段對話.. 真溫馨 05/05 13:45
14F：推 seeing:老葛，真男人！ 05/05 23:13
15F：推 EpeeCat:Grissom:"why did the SUV cross the tracks?" 05/20 18:46
16F：→ EpeeCat:Catherine:"to get to the other side." 05/20 18:46
17F：→ EpeeCat:笑翻XD 05/20 18:46