作者wjmd92 (中肯的中出中途而废)
看板CSI
标题[闲聊] 老葛随写之三：斗嘴与真情
时间Thu May 1 10:14:21 2008
老葛随写之三：斗嘴与真情
你会跟老板顶嘴吗？
还是应该问：你敢跟老板顶嘴吗？
或许这麽问：你会跟老板斗嘴吗？
老板说冷笑话，你会附和？还是不屑？
还是你根本就会直接兔曹老板？
应该是越资深的，越敢这样做吧。
新来的，毕恭毕敬都来不及，敢这麽「嚣张」吗？
来看最资深的Catherine，她如何「大胆」与她的老板老葛斗嘴。
有时她会接老葛突发奇想的一句话，而且接得极好：
Grissom: I think our robbery suspect just became our homicide victim
Catherine: Well that's one way to avoid the rap.
有时甚至为老葛「发扬名言」：
Catherine: You know how you're always pushing that Holy Trinity stuff?
Grissom: Father, Son and Holy Ghost?
Catherine: Victim, suspect and crime scene.
Grissom: Oh, that one.
最有趣的是下面这桥段：
[Grissom is licking rocks to see if they're bones]
Grissom: Could be a piece of wrist bone.
Catherine: Well, do you want to suck on it? To be sure?
老葛实事求是，她也搧风点火。
精彩的来了：
Gil Grissom: Did you hear the one about the cop
and the monkey who go into a bar?
Catherine Willows: I'm not in the mood.
Gil Grissom: Neither was the monkey.
「我没心情」已经很妙，更妙的是老葛的回答，哈。
就算她有心情听老葛大发高论，也会直接兔曹：
Gil Grissom: Most mammals only copulate seasonally.
Catherine Willows: How boring.
我猜老葛表情一定囧到不行。
老葛并非永远是对的，Catherine直接反驳：
Grissom: We told them what happened.
Catherine: Yeah. But we didn't give them what they needed... closure.
Grissom: Truth brings closure.
Catherine: Not always.
兔曹、斗嘴，Catherine真的关心老葛，很贴心喔：
[After getting punched in the head by a papprazzi]
Catherine: [Hands him an ice pack]: Ice.
Grissom:: I don't need this.
Catherine:: Just do it.
[Grissom holds the ice pack on his head]
更温暖的来了：老葛去动手术前的对话：
Grissom:: I'm scheduled for surgery at Desert Palm.
Catherine:: Surgery? [She walks over to him] Your hearing?
Grissom::[nods] Yep.
Catherine:: I'm sorry.
Grissom:: I'm not. Has to be done.
Catherine:: What can I do?
Grissom:: Nothin', I'm fine. Take care of the case.
Catherine:: Wha--ah, that's it?
Grissom:: That's it. Um.... good luck.
被兔曹、被斗嘴，老葛还是会崇拜部下：
Catherine: Never doubt and never look back. That's how I live my life.
Grissom: I admire that.
以我最喜欢的一段做结尾：
Catherine: You didn't have to come.
Grissom: I know. I wanted to. In case you need me
表面上爱斗嘴，被兔曹却不馁，
真情关心部下，部下点滴回报。
老葛，好老板，好男人。
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1F：推 frannica:还有一个很经典的是凯姊说老葛一定是好邻居。 05/01 12:05
2F：→ JMfan:我很爱看他们两个斗嘴，虽然不像House那样辛辣，但依然精彩 05/01 13:38
3F：推 komina:老葛凯姐斗嘴真的很有趣耶！﹝撒花瓣﹞ 05/01 17:40
4F：推 ayan:我也超喜欢看凯姐和老葛的绝妙对话！>_< 05/01 20:27
5F：推 tonylin:这对「老夫老妻」加上老布三位真的是我目前追的动力了Orz 05/01 20:40
6F：推 GilGrissom:>\\\\\< 05/01 21:09
7F：推 jojombo:没有中文翻译都看不懂，推文的人都看得懂?? @@ 05/01 21:40
8F：推 starkidtw:推斗嘴与真情XD老葛和凯姐的对话真的就是这样呀 05/01 22:13
9F：推 celeris:推 老葛和凯姊的对话真的都超幽默 05/02 02:13
10F：推 JMfan:呵tony大，CSI要说有什麽是从来没变的，就是老布的黑色幽默 05/02 03:06
11F：→ tonylin:老布始终如一啊......(话说艾莉的梗也可以再拿来用了) 05/02 08:27
12F：推 sagit:推Brass的冷调幽默啊..... 我超爱Brass大叔的XD 05/04 21:32
13F：推 brocca:好喜欢最後一段对话.. 真温馨 05/05 13:45
14F：推 seeing:老葛，真男人！ 05/05 23:13
15F：推 EpeeCat:Grissom:"why did the SUV cross the tracks?" 05/20 18:46
16F：→ EpeeCat:Catherine:"to get to the other side." 05/20 18:46
17F：→ EpeeCat:笑翻XD 05/20 18:46