作者breathe2dp (清原上佐)
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標題無意間看到的...如何成為老何真男人
時間Thu Jan 25 03:04:13 2007
WikiHow給你十個步驟讓你成為真男人老何！
http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Just-Like-Horatio-Caine
Steps：
1.First you’ll want to develop an air of mystery about yourself. You don’t
want to blabber. Mysterious people don’t have loose tongues.
2.Have someone call you by the first letter in your name. This is an essential
in becoming Horatio.
(要是名字剛好是O開頭 一叫大家都誤會你身體不舒服了)
3.Get a chemistry degree.
(這個有困難到... 囧)
4.Rarely smile or laugh.
(遇到婦孺時要發出光輝)
5.You’ll want to stand with your hands on your hips a lot of the time while
you stare off into the distance.
6.Get yourself a group of ‘followers’ to report to you.
7.Read the book of ‘How to never be wrong in any situation’.
( XDDDDD 這個有諷刺到)
8.Fall secretly in love with your brother’s widow.
(但是只准娶下屬的癌末姐妹)
9.Never wear short sleeves, you must remain a demeanor of ‘cool’ no matter
the temperature.
10.Speak…your words…in disjointed sentences. (This makes you sound mysterious
and intelligent.)
(這個大家最了解了)
Tips：
‧Put your sunglasses on in a manner that no one else does.
(用腳趾夾著不知道算不算)
Things You'll Need ：
‧Buy hair dye (a light ginger red color)
(注意！頭髮分線的地方髮線還要特別高！)
‧Buy a Hummer
‧Buy Silhouette sunglasses
‧A gun
‧Badge
‧All knowing power
這裡有個老何開場大串連的影片...如果你忘記老何是多麼的帥，
這個可以幫助你一下！
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948
某網頁還把老何的墨鏡型號給找了出來...
是這支 Silhouette Titanium Model 8568
長這樣
http://olsp.net/wfg/P_image/8568-6503-2.jpg
出處
http://www.answers.com/topic/horatio-caine-1
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這網頁還列出了其他老何的特色還有名言... XD
想成為老何的話，別忘了照三餐複習!!!
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1F：推 uska:XD..那個 ya~~~~ 超爆校的 01/25 03:05
※ 編輯: breathe2dp 來自: 218.210.14.111 (01/25 03:22)
2F：推 fiona:超讚.....XDD 01/25 06:07
3F：→ tonylin:那如何成為老葛、小華 ....@@ 01/25 09:11
4F：推 kee32:shoot as acurate as CITY HUNTER does 01/25 09:40
5F：推 komina:墨鏡很棒！真想要一支！ XD 01/25 09:43
6F：推 komina:那段影片實在是....CSI: Miami 主題曲前十秒大集合啊！ XD 01/25 09:46
7F：推 Bleed:帥啊！！！ 01/25 09:56
8F：推 Topanga:推用腳趾夾著...XD 01/25 10:59
9F：推 Topanga:那段影片..每幾秒就Ahh~~一次 很討厭耶 =.= 01/25 11:51
10F：推 fiona:那段影片，應該要等片段都run完後再一起Ahh~~.否則有夠吵=.= 01/25 13:04
11F：推 soniazhan:對耶，老何假如穿短袖就沒有氣勢了 01/25 16:03
12F：推 cloudie:在辦公室笑到噴口水...... 01/25 16:31
13F：推 LeoWu:其實老何不穿短袖是怕被曬出毛病(傳說中紅毛人的基因缺陷) 01/25 16:45
14F：→ LeoWu:只有那種彈力鏡腳的眼鏡才能夾在脖子上。 XD (所以我也可以) 01/25 16:46
15F：推 lovebugs:可是我覺得Ahh~~!!還挺有趣的XD 01/25 16:52
16F：推 circler:只看了一分多鐘就快被Ahh~~搞的有點精神衰弱........ 01/25 16:57
17F：推 redalertor:250美元一隻~~~@@~ 01/26 14:43
18F：推 affection:真的每點都很好笑 XD 再邁阿密從不穿短袖 應該意志過人 01/26 21:33
19F：推 aneyoko:要一支槍可能有點問題XD 01/27 03:39
20F：推 tanda:哈哈好棒我的眼鏡也是這一牌的，連鏡盒都很好看呢！ 02/05 03:07
21F：推 CghJuc:哈哈 一直ya 很好笑 02/09 15:32