作者breathe2dp (清原上佐)
看板CSI
标题无意间看到的...如何成为老何真男人
时间Thu Jan 25 03:04:13 2007
WikiHow给你十个步骤让你成为真男人老何！
http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Just-Like-Horatio-Caine
Steps：
1.First you’ll want to develop an air of mystery about yourself. You don’t
want to blabber. Mysterious people don’t have loose tongues.
2.Have someone call you by the first letter in your name. This is an essential
in becoming Horatio.
(要是名字刚好是O开头 一叫大家都误会你身体不舒服了)
3.Get a chemistry degree.
(这个有困难到... 囧)
4.Rarely smile or laugh.
(遇到妇孺时要发出光辉)
5.You’ll want to stand with your hands on your hips a lot of the time while
you stare off into the distance.
6.Get yourself a group of ‘followers’ to report to you.
7.Read the book of ‘How to never be wrong in any situation’.
( XDDDDD 这个有讽刺到)
8.Fall secretly in love with your brother’s widow.
(但是只准娶下属的癌末姐妹)
9.Never wear short sleeves, you must remain a demeanor of ‘cool’ no matter
the temperature.
10.Speak…your words…in disjointed sentences. (This makes you sound mysterious
and intelligent.)
(这个大家最了解了)
Tips：
‧Put your sunglasses on in a manner that no one else does.
(用脚趾夹着不知道算不算)
Things You'll Need ：
‧Buy hair dye (a light ginger red color)
(注意！头发分线的地方发线还要特别高！)
‧Buy a Hummer
‧Buy Silhouette sunglasses
‧A gun
‧Badge
‧All knowing power
这里有个老何开场大串连的影片...如果你忘记老何是多麽的帅，
这个可以帮助你一下！
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948
某网页还把老何的墨镜型号给找了出来...
是这支 Silhouette Titanium Model 8568
长这样
http://olsp.net/wfg/P_image/8568-6503-2.jpg
出处
http://www.answers.com/topic/horatio-caine-1
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这网页还列出了其他老何的特色还有名言... XD
想成为老何的话，别忘了照三餐复习!!!
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1F：推 uska:XD..那个 ya~~~~ 超爆校的 01/25 03:05
※ 编辑: breathe2dp 来自: 218.210.14.111 (01/25 03:22)
2F：推 fiona:超赞.....XDD 01/25 06:07
3F：→ tonylin:那如何成为老葛、小华 ....@@ 01/25 09:11
4F：推 kee32:shoot as acurate as CITY HUNTER does 01/25 09:40
5F：推 komina:墨镜很棒！真想要一支！ XD 01/25 09:43
6F：推 komina:那段影片实在是....CSI: Miami 主题曲前十秒大集合啊！ XD 01/25 09:46
7F：推 Bleed:帅啊！！！ 01/25 09:56
8F：推 Topanga:推用脚趾夹着...XD 01/25 10:59
9F：推 Topanga:那段影片..每几秒就Ahh~~一次 很讨厌耶 =.= 01/25 11:51
10F：推 fiona:那段影片，应该要等片段都run完後再一起Ahh~~.否则有够吵=.= 01/25 13:04
11F：推 soniazhan:对耶，老何假如穿短袖就没有气势了 01/25 16:03
12F：推 cloudie:在办公室笑到喷口水...... 01/25 16:31
13F：推 LeoWu:其实老何不穿短袖是怕被晒出毛病(传说中红毛人的基因缺陷) 01/25 16:45
14F：→ LeoWu:只有那种弹力镜脚的眼镜才能夹在脖子上。 XD (所以我也可以) 01/25 16:46
15F：推 lovebugs:可是我觉得Ahh~~!!还挺有趣的XD 01/25 16:52
16F：推 circler:只看了一分多钟就快被Ahh~~搞的有点精神衰弱........ 01/25 16:57
17F：推 redalertor:250美元一只~~~@@~ 01/26 14:43
18F：推 affection:真的每点都很好笑 XD 再迈阿密从不穿短袖 应该意志过人 01/26 21:33
19F：推 aneyoko:要一支枪可能有点问题XD 01/27 03:39
20F：推 tanda:哈哈好棒我的眼镜也是这一牌的，连镜盒都很好看呢！ 02/05 03:07
21F：推 CghJuc:哈哈 一直ya 很好笑 02/09 15:32