※ [本文轉錄自 gay 看板] 作者: usobu0905 (阿布寶) 看板: gay 標題: [改編] If I Weren't A Gay 時間: Tue Jan 6 01:46:03 2009 只能說潑這種東西真的是獻醜了... 但是花了我一個下午的時間... 所以還是抱著分享(?)的心態拿出來... 太喜歡Bee的If I Were A Boy... 今天在浴室裡唱著... 就唱成 If I Were A Gay... 才引發了我想要改編的念頭... 話不囉嗦... 貼上來囉... If I Weren't A Gay If I weren't a gay Even just for a day I would play ball in the evening And try to make the perfact teamwork Don't play with the girls And laugh at sissies I'd kick them who I hated And don't feel any sorrow for it Cause they're freakies to me If I weren't a gay I think I could understand I want feels to love a girl I swear I do not play them like that I'd respect the gays Cause I know we're the same When you meet a boy you like him But he’s straight and you forget it And everything you almost destroyed If I weren't a gay I would buy the I-Phone Tell everyone its function So they'd think that I was 3C master Upgrade computers And install games to inside Cause I know everyone did that Waiting for the videos download (just download) If I weren't a gay I think I could understand I want feels to love a girl I swear I do not play them like that I'd respect the gays Cause I know we're the same When you meet a boy you like him (you like him) But he's straight and you forget it (forget it) And everything you almost destroyed It's a little too late for you to know gays Say it's just a mistake Think I'd forgive you, No way If you thought I would change for you You thought wrong But you're just a straight You don't understand Yeah you don't understand How it feels to meet a gay someday You wish you were a gentle man You don't respect to gays You don't care how we hurts Until you know we have no different Cause we also got the same face But everything here had been destroyed And I'm always a gay 有興趣的人可以來我的網誌裡回覆... 好比說文法不對或是有什麼更好的詞可以用... http://www.wretch.cc/blog/usobu0905/3399791 這是網誌版... 想一想還是覺得丟臉死了... 麻煩劈小力一點啦... 哭哭... 對了哭哭是我最新一季的口頭禪... 請多多指教... -- 針人不露相... 露象非本人... 拓拓：http://friend.top1069.com/profile.php?ID=62673 無名：http://www.wretch.cc/blog/usobu0905 --

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