作者herohoney (小修)
看板Beyonce
标题[转录][改编] If I Weren't A Gay
时间Tue Jan 6 01:49:23 2009
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作者: usobu0905 (阿布宝) 看板: gay
标题: [改编] If I Weren't A Gay
时间: Tue Jan 6 01:46:03 2009
只能说泼这种东西真的是献丑了...
但是花了我一个下午的时间...
所以还是抱着分享(?)的心态拿出来...
太喜欢Bee的If I Were A Boy...
今天在浴室里唱着...
就唱成 If I Were A Gay...
才引发了我想要改编的念头...
话不罗嗦...
贴上来罗...
If I Weren't A Gay
If I weren't a gay
Even just for a day
I would play ball in the evening
And try to make the perfact teamwork
Don't play with the girls
And laugh at sissies
I'd kick them who I hated
And don't feel any sorrow for it
Cause they're freakies to me
If I weren't a gay
I think I could understand
I want feels to love a girl
I swear I do not play them like that
I'd respect the gays
Cause I know we're the same
When you meet a boy you like him
But he’s straight and you forget it
And everything you almost destroyed
If I weren't a gay
I would buy the I-Phone
Tell everyone its function
So they'd think that I was 3C master
Upgrade computers
And install games to inside
Cause I know everyone did that
Waiting for the videos download (just download)
If I weren't a gay
I think I could understand
I want feels to love a girl
I swear I do not play them like that
I'd respect the gays
Cause I know we're the same
When you meet a boy you like him (you like him)
But he's straight and you forget it (forget it)
And everything you almost destroyed
It's a little too late for you to know gays
Say it's just a mistake
Think I'd forgive you, No way
If you thought I would change for you
You thought wrong
But you're just a straight
You don't understand
Yeah you don't understand
How it feels to meet a gay someday
You wish you were a gentle man
You don't respect to gays
You don't care how we hurts
Until you know we have no different
Cause we also got the same face
But everything here had been destroyed
And I'm always a gay
有兴趣的人可以来我的网志里回覆...
好比说文法不对或是有什麽更好的词可以用...
http://www.wretch.cc/blog/usobu0905/3399791
这是网志版...
想一想还是觉得丢脸死了...
麻烦劈小力一点啦...
哭哭...
对了哭哭是我最新一季的口头禅...
请多多指教...
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