作者HELLRAIDER (ＯＳＣＡＲ)
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標題[轉錄][無言] 演漫畫
時間Thu May 8 13:32:07 2008
※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: sakurai0615 (櫻井不良兔) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [無言] 演漫畫
時間: Fri May 2 19:20:37 2008
這是我弟（國三）班上發生的事情
個人覺得還滿好笑所以轉述過來XD
事情是這樣的：
某次他們班班導抓到有人在上課偷看漫畫
所以找了偷看漫畫的兩位同學出去約談
班導：「你們上課有偷看漫畫嗎？」
同學A小聲的回答：「……有。」
班導：「看什麼漫畫？」
同學B：「火、火影忍者…」
同學A：「死神…」
班導皺眉：「那是A漫嗎？」
同學A&B；「不是。」
班導：「那內容是什麼？講給我聽？」
同學A&B：「……」
大概是看出兩人的猶疑，班導改口說；「那演給我看好了。」
於是－－
同學A在班導前面跳了兩三下，然後向左右快速移動
邊動還邊問班導說：「班導你看的到我嗎？這是瞬步。」
同學B的左手掌心向上攤開
右手緊握著左手手腕的地方不停的抖動
並且大喊：「螺旋丸！！」
不過那樣子看起來不像螺旋丸
聽說看起來比較像是被蛇咬到或是突然發現自己左手有第六根手指頭= =
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1F：推 onepeach:應該給你班導千年殺才對.... 05/02 19:22
2F：推 gelina:哈哈哈...那個班導也很有趣 故意叫他們演的吧 囧||| 05/02 19:22
3F：推 sam416225:來給班導一發千年殺~~阿~~~斯 05/02 19:30
4F：→ imying2:原po你看的到我嗎? (快速移動 05/02 19:31
5F：推 yugiyo:班導你看的到我嗎？這是瞬步~~~~~~~~~~ 冏 05/02 19:36
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19F：推 gdi1230:光想像那個畫面就讓我噴飯了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/02 21:09
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32F：推 francmiss:超Q的XD 05/02 22:14
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38F：→ nancy1014:老師:笨死了,我之所以發現你們偷看漫畫是因為我有白眼 05/02 22:55
39F：推 kyo7695:你在演日向一族(白目)的吧........ 05/02 23:00
40F：推 Cypresslin:螺旋丸那個超好笑 05/02 23:03
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44F：推 puddingnoeat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 螺旋丸!!! 05/02 23:25
45F：推 leeclark:如果是抓狂一族要怎麼演?? 05/02 23:26
46F：→ puddingnoeat:撞頭噴血! 05/02 23:28
47F：推 Tracy0041:好笑 05/02 23:43
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58F：推 capocha:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD笑死我了 05/03 00:12
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67F：→ richday:最後一句太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/03 00:52
68F：推 future534:不小心笑了… 05/03 01:05
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※ poca:轉錄至看板 NARUTO 05/03 02:25
75F：推 isaza:太好笑了XDDDD 05/03 02:25
76F：推 nino8183:我想看影分身之術(舉手) 05/03 02:40
77F：推 chuyeyi:太好笑了= =後作力好強 05/03 02:43
78F：推 f1y:==============翻白眼+沙啞:老師你胸罩沒扣好=============== 05/03 02:48
79F：推 hikionly:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/03 03:14
80F：推 shark810:笑翻 （╯╴△╴)╯ 05/03 03:18
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86F：→ Yie:XD 05/03 08:25
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88F：推 zeris:瞬步那邊超好笑XD 05/03 09:46
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90F：推 jimohya:==========原地轉圈圈到想吐:老師這是回天========= 05/03 10:31
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93F：推 Sadona:有笑有推XD 不過我左手真的有六支指頭(小聲 05/03 11:20
94F：推 elviswhite:瞬步真是超酷的XD 05/03 11:22
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116F：→ nbuadmin:XDD 螺旋玩 05/03 15:41
117F：推 chienhung419:太好笑了XD!!!!!!!!!! 05/03 15:59
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124F：推 a84654717:給他爆!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 05/03 16:32
125F：推 tiff2007:*沙沙沙：我也要叫學生演給我看 05/03 16:35
126F：推 pumpchomin:XDDDDD 05/03 16:37
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128F：推 cornership:又一個老師布局了 05/03 17:22
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132F：→ lovefish1230:瞬步有經典到.. 05/03 19:42
133F：→ ShinSioku:如果每個老師都這樣子的話~那再過20年 台劇就可以傾銷全 05/03 19:53
134F：→ ShinSioku:世界啦!!!! 05/03 19:54
135F：推 banlin:這班導好........XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/03 19:55
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137F：推 tsyr0406:XD 05/03 20:28
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152F：推 GIMIKING:我一個人在電腦前面笑了5分鐘XDD 05/04 03:24
153F：推 elfwayne:老師:ㄎㄎ，不能體罰...我叫妳演給我看!!＋.＋ 05/04 07:37
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157F：推 aurthur:最後一句有戳中點 XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD 05/04 12:46
158F：推 kaniea:很有畫面XD 05/04 15:32
159F：→ zoey0806:老師也太好笑了啦XDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/04 15:50
160F：推 irotasi:XD 05/04 16:04
161F：→ Dinya:我不行了,超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdddd 05/04 17:00
162F：推 pcpcpcpcpcpc:哈哈哈 好有畫面喔 好笨XDDDD 05/04 18:55
163F：推 Sakiwindy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/04 20:00
164F：推 bluebarley:靠夭 我笑得停不下來 原po救我XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/04 20:09
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167F：推 reancybaby:第一次覺得自己會笑死XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/04 21:57
168F：推 myheartis:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD~ 05/04 22:18
169F：→ minbyminby:XDDDDDDD老師你看得到我嗎 05/04 22:21
170F：推 whitenove:靠杯真的太好笑!!!!!!!!!! 05/04 22:22
171F：推 spooky221:我快笑死了～XD 05/04 22:59
172F：推 c090101:哈哈哈 狂笑!!! 05/04 23:03
173F：推 bbs5i0814:太好笑啦XDDDDDDDD 05/05 01:30
174F：推 imannabelle:XD......... 05/05 03:18
175F：推 teebats:有笑有推 05/05 04:08
176F：推 erilinda:有笑有推XDDDDD 05/05 06:53
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178F：推 PEACELUV:最後一句太好笑了XD 05/05 14:30
179F：推 smilesunday:?解 05/05 14:57
180F：推 luca77:XDXDXDTZ 05/05 20:27
181F：推 bigjam:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD太好笑啦 05/05 22:17
182F：推 baiyao:笑到快掉淚!! 05/05 22:58
183F：推 Rinf:太好笑了~GOOD 05/05 23:14
184F：推 CREERing:狂笑～後勁好強 05/06 01:31
185F：推 yuching21:後勁好強阿XDDDD 05/06 14:23
186F：→ windy:我覺得好好笑唷~有畫面~ 05/06 14:40
187F：推 oligacat:太好笑了!!!!! 05/06 17:21
188F：推 ttconch:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 19:17
189F：推 zhou:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/07 00:48
190F：推 wei0816:推瞬步~~哈哈 05/07 00:56
191F：推 HDDCDR:眼淚流出來了 XD 05/07 13:39
192F：推 godgunman:瞬步太好笑了XDDD 05/08 10:25
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193F：→ macanese06:OP了 05/08 13:32
194F：→ nonoise:就在上面沒幾篇 囧 05/08 13:33
195F：→ macanese06:4782已經有人轉了 05/08 13:36
196F：推 ksfyuan:瞬步 XDDDD 05/08 15:16
197F：推 xx41102:我轉過了= = 05/08 22:33
198F：→ ko86600173:雖然OP但我還是推一下XDDDD 05/08 22:42
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200F：噓 andrewinntu:.... 05/09 16:47
201F：推 kpe5812:推瞬步 學生好白癡啊! 05/09 20:15
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