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标题[转录][无言] 演漫画
时间Thu May 8 13:32:07 2008
※ [本文转录自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: sakurai0615 (樱井不良兔) 看板: StupidClown
标题: [无言] 演漫画
时间: Fri May 2 19:20:37 2008
这是我弟（国三）班上发生的事情
个人觉得还满好笑所以转述过来XD
事情是这样的：
某次他们班班导抓到有人在上课偷看漫画
所以找了偷看漫画的两位同学出去约谈
班导：「你们上课有偷看漫画吗？」
同学A小声的回答：「……有。」
班导：「看什麽漫画？」
同学B：「火、火影忍者…」
同学A：「死神…」
班导皱眉：「那是A漫吗？」
同学A&B；「不是。」
班导：「那内容是什麽？讲给我听？」
同学A&B：「……」
大概是看出两人的犹疑，班导改口说；「那演给我看好了。」
於是－－
同学A在班导前面跳了两三下，然後向左右快速移动
边动还边问班导说：「班导你看的到我吗？这是瞬步。」
同学B的左手掌心向上摊开
右手紧握着左手手腕的地方不停的抖动
并且大喊：「螺旋丸！！」
不过那样子看起来不像螺旋丸
听说看起来比较像是被蛇咬到或是突然发现自己左手有第六根手指头= =
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1F：推 onepeach:应该给你班导千年杀才对.... 05/02 19:22
2F：推 gelina:哈哈哈...那个班导也很有趣 故意叫他们演的吧 囧||| 05/02 19:22
3F：推 sam416225:来给班导一发千年杀~~阿~~~斯 05/02 19:30
4F：→ imying2:原po你看的到我吗? (快速移动 05/02 19:31
5F：推 yugiyo:班导你看的到我吗？这是瞬步~~~~~~~~~~ 冏 05/02 19:36
6F：推 hatebus:跳了两三下，然後向左右快速移动 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/02 19:39
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9F：推 hfuman:我笑了.... 05/02 20:20
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17F：推 luffyll:还蛮好笑的说 XD 你看的到我吗?? 05/02 21:06
18F：推 qawsedrf:原PO是台南人吗? 05/02 21:08
19F：推 gdi1230:光想像那个画面就让我喷饭了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/02 21:09
20F：推 paul51134:老师:看不到(配合) 同学:(给老师一巴掌) 05/02 21:13
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※ CSMUck:转录至看板 joke 05/02 21:57
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29F：推 comestar:哈哈哈 超妙的 05/02 22:06
30F：推 ilmari19:哈哈哈~~这个好笑~~~ 05/02 22:09
31F：推 bb8086:爆笑!!!!给老师千年杀+1!! 05/02 22:10
32F：推 francmiss:超Q的XD 05/02 22:14
33F：推 fellmith:这个有白烂到 05/02 22:27
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35F：推 mosquiton:这不推对不起自己啊XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/02 22:42
36F：推 destinysnow:我的笑点被戳得好痛 XDDDDD 05/02 22:48
37F：推 stevenkim:老师﹔科科～难道我有血轮眼还要让你们知道吗 05/02 22:49
38F：→ nancy1014:老师:笨死了,我之所以发现你们偷看漫画是因为我有白眼 05/02 22:55
39F：推 kyo7695:你在演日向一族(白目)的吧........ 05/02 23:00
40F：推 Cypresslin:螺旋丸那个超好笑 05/02 23:03
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44F：推 puddingnoeat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 螺旋丸!!! 05/02 23:25
45F：推 leeclark:如果是抓狂一族要怎麽演?? 05/02 23:26
46F：→ puddingnoeat:撞头喷血! 05/02 23:28
47F：推 Tracy0041:好笑 05/02 23:43
48F：推 SiriusLupin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/02 23:44
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52F：推 biokj:最後一句太传神了!!! 05/02 23:55
53F：推 c5g4f4c4up2k:太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDD 05/03 00:05
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58F：推 capocha:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD笑死我了 05/03 00:12
59F：推 smartfen:XDDDDDD 05/03 00:16
60F：推 xianing:推最後一句，太传神了!!! 05/03 00:25
61F：推 GREENM:老师你看的到我吗XDDDDDDDD 05/03 00:29
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66F：推 richday:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/03 00:52
67F：→ richday:最後一句太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/03 00:52
68F：推 future534:不小心笑了… 05/03 01:05
69F：推 meteor1015:怎麽那麽好笑... 05/03 01:15
70F：推 marker3622:笑的我肚子好疼阿.... 05/03 01:19
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74F：推 amber9414:太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/03 01:39
※ poca:转录至看板 NARUTO 05/03 02:25
75F：推 isaza:太好笑了XDDDD 05/03 02:25
76F：推 nino8183:我想看影分身之术(举手) 05/03 02:40
77F：推 chuyeyi:太好笑了= =後作力好强 05/03 02:43
78F：推 f1y:==============翻白眼+沙哑:老师你胸罩没扣好=============== 05/03 02:48
79F：推 hikionly:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/03 03:14
80F：推 shark810:笑翻 （╯╴△╴)╯ 05/03 03:18
81F：推 maligbe:哈哈哈 瞬步那边好好笑 05/03 03:33
82F：推 LINK:XD 有笑有推 05/03 03:46
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84F：推 joooooke:XD 05/03 07:53
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86F：→ Yie:XD 05/03 08:25
87F：推 scapegoat:XD 05/03 09:25
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93F：推 Sadona:有笑有推XD 不过我左手真的有六支指头(小声 05/03 11:20
94F：推 elviswhite:瞬步真是超酷的XD 05/03 11:22
95F：推 ilovespiral:最後一句我笑了 05/03 11:27
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97F：推 starryannie:这...不推不行阿 XD 05/03 11:32
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111F：推 starwind159:这是瞬步的哟 XD 05/03 13:50
112F：推 judith336:大笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/03 14:03
113F：推 Jiuliano1412:XD 05/03 14:04
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116F：→ nbuadmin:XDD 螺旋玩 05/03 15:41
117F：推 chienhung419:太好笑了XD!!!!!!!!!! 05/03 15:59
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122F：推 lachesis1980:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好猛的老师阿 05/03 16:31
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124F：推 a84654717:给他爆!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 05/03 16:32
125F：推 tiff2007:*沙沙沙：我也要叫学生演给我看 05/03 16:35
126F：推 pumpchomin:XDDDDD 05/03 16:37
127F：→ cbao:XD 05/03 17:12
128F：推 cornership:又一个老师布局了 05/03 17:22
129F：推 Walpurgis:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/03 17:23
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131F：推 asami:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/03 17:50
132F：→ lovefish1230:瞬步有经典到.. 05/03 19:42
133F：→ ShinSioku:如果每个老师都这样子的话~那再过20年 台剧就可以倾销全 05/03 19:53
134F：→ ShinSioku:世界啦!!!! 05/03 19:54
135F：推 banlin:这班导好........XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/03 19:55
136F：推 tzongshain01:老师你看得到我吗XDDDDDDDDDD 05/03 20:14
137F：推 tsyr0406:XD 05/03 20:28
138F：推 winmine:笑死我了XDDDDDDD 05/03 21:00
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148F：推 moilkward:老师你看的到我吗? XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/04 00:42
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152F：推 GIMIKING:我一个人在电脑前面笑了5分钟XDD 05/04 03:24
153F：推 elfwayne:老师:ㄎㄎ，不能体罚...我叫你演给我看!!＋.＋ 05/04 07:37
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157F：推 aurthur:最後一句有戳中点 XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD 05/04 12:46
158F：推 kaniea:很有画面XD 05/04 15:32
159F：→ zoey0806:老师也太好笑了啦XDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/04 15:50
160F：推 irotasi:XD 05/04 16:04
161F：→ Dinya:我不行了,超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdddd 05/04 17:00
162F：推 pcpcpcpcpcpc:哈哈哈 好有画面喔 好笨XDDDD 05/04 18:55
163F：推 Sakiwindy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/04 20:00
164F：推 bluebarley:靠夭 我笑得停不下来 原po救我XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/04 20:09
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166F：推 zookada:我笑到不行了XXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/04 21:26
167F：推 reancybaby:第一次觉得自己会笑死XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/04 21:57
168F：推 myheartis:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD~ 05/04 22:18
169F：→ minbyminby:XDDDDDDD老师你看得到我吗 05/04 22:21
170F：推 whitenove:靠杯真的太好笑!!!!!!!!!! 05/04 22:22
171F：推 spooky221:我快笑死了～XD 05/04 22:59
172F：推 c090101:哈哈哈 狂笑!!! 05/04 23:03
173F：推 bbs5i0814:太好笑啦XDDDDDDDD 05/05 01:30
174F：推 imannabelle:XD......... 05/05 03:18
175F：推 teebats:有笑有推 05/05 04:08
176F：推 erilinda:有笑有推XDDDDD 05/05 06:53
177F：推 ooyourxxx:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/05 12:17
178F：推 PEACELUV:最後一句太好笑了XD 05/05 14:30
179F：推 smilesunday:?解 05/05 14:57
180F：推 luca77:XDXDXDTZ 05/05 20:27
181F：推 bigjam:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD太好笑啦 05/05 22:17
182F：推 baiyao:笑到快掉泪!! 05/05 22:58
183F：推 Rinf:太好笑了~GOOD 05/05 23:14
184F：推 CREERing:狂笑～後劲好强 05/06 01:31
185F：推 yuching21:後劲好强阿XDDDD 05/06 14:23
186F：→ windy:我觉得好好笑唷~有画面~ 05/06 14:40
187F：推 oligacat:太好笑了!!!!! 05/06 17:21
188F：推 ttconch:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 19:17
189F：推 zhou:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/07 00:48
190F：推 wei0816:推瞬步~~哈哈 05/07 00:56
191F：推 HDDCDR:眼泪流出来了 XD 05/07 13:39
192F：推 godgunman:瞬步太好笑了XDDD 05/08 10:25
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194F：→ nonoise:就在上面没几篇 囧 05/08 13:33
195F：→ macanese06:4782已经有人转了 05/08 13:36
196F：推 ksfyuan:瞬步 XDDDD 05/08 15:16
197F：推 xx41102:我转过了= = 05/08 22:33
198F：→ ko86600173:虽然OP但我还是推一下XDDDD 05/08 22:42
199F：→ macanese06:OP了怎麽不删掉o_0 05/09 15:49
200F：嘘 andrewinntu:.... 05/09 16:47
201F：推 kpe5812:推瞬步 学生好白痴啊! 05/09 20:15
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