※ [本文轉錄自 MLB 看板] 作者: tonyhusky (JC) 看板: MLB 標題: Re: [外電] Ben Sheets Injured In Spring Trainin … 時間: Sun Feb 21 12:50:55 2010 簡單的翻譯一下 ※ 引述《soilstone (imk)》之銘言： : Ben Sheets Injured In Spring Training Already [Satire] by Christopher Chavez : Christopher Chavez Correspondent : Correspondent Written on February 19, 2010 : (出處： http://tinyurl.com/ydbop38 ) : In a stunning turn of events, Athletic's pitcher Ben Sheets has already : managed to find a way to injure himself. Ben Sheets was ecstatic about : joining his new ball-club and getting things started in Spring Training. He : was hoping to get off on the right foot, but he literally didn't. 令人震驚的消息:扁食在春訓之前又把自己弄受傷了 : A's outfielder Coco Crisp decided to report to Spring Training early also : this year. Reports state that, on the bus ride to the A's spring training : facility, Ben Sheets was cracking jokes about the new A's outfielder. Crisp : was not taking the jokes too lightly and decided to take matters into his own : hands. 拳王Crisp今年也提早向春訓營報到。根據記者的說法，在前往春訓基地的途中，扁食正在 對這位新綠帽外野手開玩笑，而拳王決定要反殺他 : As Sheets was getting off of the bus, Crisp decides to trip him in front of : the other players reporting early. Sheets hit the ground hard and needed : medical assistance to get back up. 當扁食下車時，拳王決定把扁食絆倒－扁食需要醫療幫助才站起來(不確定to get back up是不是這樣翻)－現在扁食變成瘸王了 : When asked what occurred, Sheets said he might have been tripped by Crisp on : his way out. Crisp flat out denies the allegations and says, "Ben must've : tripped on his shoelaces while exiting the bus. I had nothing to do with the : accident." 當被問到這件事實，扁食說他應該是被拳王給絆倒的－而Crisp斷然否認"我啥事也沒幹， 扁一定是被鞋帶給絆倒了" : Crisp's story seems unlikely because Sheets was wearing Crocs while on the : bus. The A's have not made an announcement as to what the punishment for : Crisp would be if he is discovered to be the culprit of the problem. 拳王的故事似乎不太可信－因為扁食在巴士上穿的是布希鞋。綠帽也沒有宣布如果拳王 就是這件事的主謀，他會受到什麼樣的懲罰 : A's manager Bob Geren said, "We are hoping Sheets' injury is not too serious. : The team is very excited to have him, and we are expecting him to make great : contributions to this team's success in 2010. An injury like this could : derail us, but we are hoping that he can come out strong in the end." : The team's doctor said that it looks like Sheets might have broken his foot : on the fall and bruised his knee. The timetable for his return to the mound : has not been given, but Sheets will be throwing off flat ground in a week or : two. 綠帽GM場面話+隊醫說法，扁食將會在一兩個星期後展開平地練投 : "I'm fine. The foot may be broken, but I can still pitch through it. I don't : feel the pain at all. If an old guy like Curt Schilling could pitch a : postseason game with a bleeding ankle, I can definitely pitch an entire : season with a broken foot," said Sheets as he grimaced in pain, but tried to : cover it up with laughter. "還好，我倒腳怪怪的，但我還是可以丟，我一點都不會痛。如過像席林姐那種老人都可 以在季後賽搞血襪，我也可以用斷掉的腳投一整個球季"扁食如是說，不過在她說話的同 時，他嘗試用笑容來掩飾因痛苦而扭曲的臉。 : Ben Sheets' injury could have a big impact on the A's pitching staff. The : team had great expectations when they signed him, and they hope that he : performs up to those expectations when he pitches...broken foot or no broken : foot. 扁食的受傷對綠帽而言是一種重擊，綠帽帽對於簽下他實有很高的期待，也希望他能投出 高有成績－管他是不是瘸王 拳王vs瘸王? 糾~竟，這兩個人，會不會彼此結下樑子呢? PS:2/24快到了，好可怕啊Zzz -- 1.季後賽經驗 2.防守達人 3.外野三個位置都能守 4.左右開弓 a player with postseason experience? a player with postseason experience???? --

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