作者jerk0201 (青年痴汉)
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标题[转录]Re: [外电] Ben Sheets Injured In Spring Trainin …
时间Sun Feb 21 16:52:47 2010
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作者: tonyhusky (JC) 看板: MLB
标题: Re: [外电] Ben Sheets Injured In Spring Trainin …
时间: Sun Feb 21 12:50:55 2010
简单的翻译一下
※ 引述《soilstone (imk)》之铭言:
: Ben Sheets Injured In Spring Training Already [Satire] by Christopher Chavez
: Christopher Chavez Correspondent
: Correspondent Written on February 19, 2010
: (出处: http://tinyurl.com/ydbop38 )
: In a stunning turn of events, Athletic's pitcher Ben Sheets has already
: managed to find a way to injure himself. Ben Sheets was ecstatic about
: joining his new ball-club and getting things started in Spring Training. He
: was hoping to get off on the right foot, but he literally didn't.
令人震惊的消息:扁食在春训之前又把自己弄受伤了
: A's outfielder Coco Crisp decided to report to Spring Training early also
: this year. Reports state that, on the bus ride to the A's spring training
: facility, Ben Sheets was cracking jokes about the new A's outfielder. Crisp
: was not taking the jokes too lightly and decided to take matters into his own
: hands.
拳王Crisp今年也提早向春训营报到。根据记者的说法,在前往春训基地的途中,扁食正在
对这位新绿帽外野手开玩笑,而拳王决定要反杀他
: As Sheets was getting off of the bus, Crisp decides to trip him in front of
: the other players reporting early. Sheets hit the ground hard and needed
: medical assistance to get back up.
当扁食下车时,拳王决定把扁食绊倒-扁食需要医疗帮助才站起来(不确定to get back
up是不是这样翻)-现在扁食变成瘸王了
: When asked what occurred, Sheets said he might have been tripped by Crisp on
: his way out. Crisp flat out denies the allegations and says, "Ben must've
: tripped on his shoelaces while exiting the bus. I had nothing to do with the
: accident."
当被问到这件事实,扁食说他应该是被拳王给绊倒的-而Crisp断然否认"我啥事也没干,
扁一定是被鞋带给绊倒了"
: Crisp's story seems unlikely because Sheets was wearing Crocs while on the
: bus. The A's have not made an announcement as to what the punishment for
: Crisp would be if he is discovered to be the culprit of the problem.
拳王的故事似乎不太可信-因为扁食在巴士上穿的是布希鞋。绿帽也没有宣布如果拳王
就是这件事的主谋,他会受到什麽样的惩罚
: A's manager Bob Geren said, "We are hoping Sheets' injury is not too serious.
: The team is very excited to have him, and we are expecting him to make great
: contributions to this team's success in 2010. An injury like this could
: derail us, but we are hoping that he can come out strong in the end."
: The team's doctor said that it looks like Sheets might have broken his foot
: on the fall and bruised his knee. The timetable for his return to the mound
: has not been given, but Sheets will be throwing off flat ground in a week or
: two.
绿帽GM场面话+队医说法,扁食将会在一两个星期後展开平地练投
: "I'm fine. The foot may be broken, but I can still pitch through it. I don't
: feel the pain at all. If an old guy like Curt Schilling could pitch a
: postseason game with a bleeding ankle, I can definitely pitch an entire
: season with a broken foot," said Sheets as he grimaced in pain, but tried to
: cover it up with laughter.
"还好,我倒脚怪怪的,但我还是可以丢,我一点都不会痛。如过像席林姐那种老人都可
以在季後赛搞血袜,我也可以用断掉的脚投一整个球季"扁食如是说,不过在她说话的同
时,他尝试用笑容来掩饰因痛苦而扭曲的脸。
: Ben Sheets' injury could have a big impact on the A's pitching staff. The
: team had great expectations when they signed him, and they hope that he
: performs up to those expectations when he pitches...broken foot or no broken
: foot.
扁食的受伤对绿帽而言是一种重击,绿帽帽对於签下他实有很高的期待,也希望他能投出
高有成绩-管他是不是瘸王
拳王vs瘸王?
纠~竟,这两个人,会不会彼此结下梁子呢?
PS:2/24快到了,好可怕啊Zzz
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1.季後赛经验
2.防守达人
3.外野三个位置都能守
4.左右开弓
a player with postseason experience? a player with postseason experience????
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1F:推 supetaco:签名档是牛奶吗?XDDDD 02/21 13:21
2F:推 uggla:长这麽大了还玩这种游戏 02/21 13:22
3F:推 tomjack0405:看到签名档我的嘴角上扬了一下 02/21 13:25
4F:推 roverchi:签名档是HOFer??? 02/21 13:31
5F:推 InuKevin:拳王好囧 02/21 13:39
6F:推 accprote:拳王想吃扁食 02/21 13:42
7F:推 dewking:有一个得交易掉了... 02/21 13:53
8F:推 toya123:拳王:扁食想抢我的风头 哼哼!! 02/21 14:13
9F:推 xdd1524:... 02/21 14:53
10F:推 skyhsl:因为扁食在巴士上穿的是布希鞋 ←XD 02/21 15:06
11F:推 fivetobacco:玩笑开大了 02/21 16:11
12F:推 darksign:这篇文章本身就是个玩笑。 02/21 16:43
13F:推 jerk0201:借转绿帽板 感谢 02/21 16:52
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14F:推 umin:总版上一篇(原文)有提到,该文章有Satire(讽刺)的字样 02/21 18:40
15F:→ umin:原文章底下回应也提到这样拿扁食作文章并不好笑... 02/21 18:42
16F:推 bounds:万一扁食这样重伤,拳王就完蛋了... 02/21 18:45
17F:→ umin:除"此"之外,并无正式外电报导。大家应可先不用担心 看看就好 02/21 18:45
18F:推 ThomasHSNU:没事啦 他昨天还有bullpen session 02/22 07:38