今天感覺金ㄐ歪。 ※ 引述《TheFaith (信念RELOAD)》之銘言： 來自mlb板的文章，其中內容有些好笑的地方 What is the worst incident you've witnessed against an opposing fan or yourself? 橘郡鄉民的怒吼 (節錄)： "Boston and New York fans are rudest at our park." 幹，破襪跟ㄐㄐ老愛來我們家撒野。 "It's those damn Yankees fans that cause all the problems." 幹你娘勒，沒有ㄐㄐ天下就太平ㄌ。 有鑑於橘郡鄉民對於ㄐㄐ們的控訴，特別也製作了ㄐㄐ篇 ㄐㄐ篇 What is the worst incident you've witnessed against an opposing fan or yourself? 來自紅鳥鄉民--"I can't recall any -- this ain't New York." 紅鳥鄉民：幹這裡又不是紐約，怎麼會有不爽的回憶ㄋ，科科。 來自皇家支持者--"I have not seen one. Kansas City isn't New York, you know." 皇家鄉民：科科，這裡不是紐約ㄋ，當然很和平囉。 水兵們-- "There's normal heckling and throwing fake money when A-Rod comes to bat." "Mariners management not allowing fans to wear "Yankees Suck" T-shirts." 西雅圖鄉民甲：拎盃只要看到 Pay-Rod 來就一定要拿假錢丟他，掯！ 西雅圖鄉民乙：操，那些沒蛋蛋的水兵高層居然不准我們穿 Yankees Suck 的 T ㄇ的這是怎樣？ 太色人-- "None. It is an NL park, so you don't get obnoxious Yankees and Red Sox fans that insist on being idiots. You do get lots of Cubs fans, but they are generally laid back." 色人鄉民：HAHAHAHAHAHAHA，幹這裡是國聯，不用常常看到那些腦殘的破襪跟ㄐㄐ 來鬧事。這裡小熊球迷倒是不少，不過他們通常很歡樂啦。 落磯鄉民的控訴--"Yankees fans. 'Nuff said." 落磯鄉民：拎盃看到ㄐㄐ就一整個懶趴都是火。 金鶯鄉民大怒!-- "It is usually the opposing fans against us. Red Sox and Yankees fan take over the stadium 40-60 percent. It doesn't help that we have been bad for 10 years now." "Arrogance by Boston or NY fans." "Unfortunately, we O's fans are normally outnumbered by the NY and Boston fans in our own stadium. We have to sit there and hope that they don't start bullying us!" "The reason the above answer is excellent is because the Red Sox and Yankees dominate our park every game. When you're standing in the concession line and you hear the crowd roar, it means the other team just scored. Orioles' Bbaseball: it's fantastic." 巴爾的摩鄉民甲：幹真奇怪，為什麼在我們家裡都是敵隊球迷？？？ㄐㄐ和破襪 每次都佔了一半的人，唉，爛了這麼多年又能怎樣ㄋ？ 巴爾的摩鄉民乙：操ㄐ掰，屌屁阿。 巴爾的摩鄉民丙：主場的人居然比ㄐㄐ或破襪還少，三小啦。 巴爾的摩鄉民丁：救命啊！每次有歡呼聲都是因為ㄐ隊或蛙隊得分了！幹！ 老虎-- "Red Sox and Yankees fans being obnoxious and thinking they own the place. They bring out the worst in the hometown, Tiger-crazed fans." "A Yankees fan was waiting in line to use the bathroom and this Tigers fan let other Tigers fans cut in front of him." 汽車城鄉民甲：ㄐㄐ和破襪狂妄又沒禮貌。跟我們這邊最爛的咖有得尬。 汽車城鄉民乙：喔！上次我看到一個ㄐㄐ在排隊想上廁所，結果我們家的人 居然大方插那個ㄐㄐ的隊耶，ㄎㄎ。 笑臉人鄉民-- "Nothing, our fans are pretty good to opposing fans. I mean LeBron James did have like 40,000 people booing him for wearing a Yankees cap, but he was asking for it. Only Yankees and Red Sox fans get heckled a lot. But, I've seen our fans buy Pirates fans beers and hot dogs and vice versa." Tribe 鄉民：我們家的人向來對客人都很好，除了那個叫 LeBron James 的白爛 他被噓到爆只是剛好而已啦。真的，我們只對ㄐㄐ還有破襪醬子做 ，上次我看到我們這邊的人請了幾個海賊球迷喝啤酒捏！ 光芒鄉民血淚控訴-- "Yankees fans need to stay in New York. The only fight I've ever seen, in 10 years of going to games, was a Yankees fan fighting a Yankees fan and they almost spilled out onto the field. They were women." "Red Sox and Yankee fans invade and act like it's their house. They are rude to hometown fans, and it really makes me not want to take my kids to games." 光芒鄉民甲：.....ㄐㄐ就該關在紐約不要出來。這十年來拎盃在球場看過唯一一次 球迷對幹居然是兩個ㄐㄐ互毆，靠盃他們差點滾到球場裡去ㄌ，而且 那兩個居然是母ㄐ啊！ XD 光芒鄉民乙：ㄐㄐ和破襪就謀水準，每次都以為這裡是他們家，而且還對我們很不 客氣。幹我真的不想帶我家小孩來看這種比賽。 --

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