今天感觉金ㄐ歪。 ※ 引述《TheFaith (信念RELOAD)》之铭言： 来自mlb板的文章，其中内容有些好笑的地方 What is the worst incident you've witnessed against an opposing fan or yourself? 橘郡乡民的怒吼 (节录)： "Boston and New York fans are rudest at our park." 干，破袜跟ㄐㄐ老爱来我们家撒野。 "It's those damn Yankees fans that cause all the problems." 干你娘勒，没有ㄐㄐ天下就太平ㄌ。 有监於橘郡乡民对於ㄐㄐ们的控诉，特别也制作了ㄐㄐ篇 ㄐㄐ篇 What is the worst incident you've witnessed against an opposing fan or yourself? 来自红鸟乡民--"I can't recall any -- this ain't New York." 红鸟乡民：干这里又不是纽约，怎麽会有不爽的回忆ㄋ，科科。 来自皇家支持者--"I have not seen one. Kansas City isn't New York, you know." 皇家乡民：科科，这里不是纽约ㄋ，当然很和平罗。 水兵们-- "There's normal heckling and throwing fake money when A-Rod comes to bat." "Mariners management not allowing fans to wear "Yankees Suck" T-shirts." 西雅图乡民甲：拎盃只要看到 Pay-Rod 来就一定要拿假钱丢他，掯！ 西雅图乡民乙：操，那些没蛋蛋的水兵高层居然不准我们穿 Yankees Suck 的 T ㄇ的这是怎样？ 太色人-- "None. It is an NL park, so you don't get obnoxious Yankees and Red Sox fans that insist on being idiots. You do get lots of Cubs fans, but they are generally laid back." 色人乡民：HAHAHAHAHAHAHA，干这里是国联，不用常常看到那些脑残的破袜跟ㄐㄐ 来闹事。这里小熊球迷倒是不少，不过他们通常很欢乐啦。 落矶乡民的控诉--"Yankees fans. 'Nuff said." 落矶乡民：拎盃看到ㄐㄐ就一整个懒趴都是火。 金莺乡民大怒!-- "It is usually the opposing fans against us. Red Sox and Yankees fan take over the stadium 40-60 percent. It doesn't help that we have been bad for 10 years now." "Arrogance by Boston or NY fans." "Unfortunately, we O's fans are normally outnumbered by the NY and Boston fans in our own stadium. We have to sit there and hope that they don't start bullying us!" "The reason the above answer is excellent is because the Red Sox and Yankees dominate our park every game. When you're standing in the concession line and you hear the crowd roar, it means the other team just scored. Orioles' Bbaseball: it's fantastic." 巴尔的摩乡民甲：干真奇怪，为什麽在我们家里都是敌队球迷？？？ㄐㄐ和破袜 每次都占了一半的人，唉，烂了这麽多年又能怎样ㄋ？ 巴尔的摩乡民乙：操ㄐ掰，屌屁阿。 巴尔的摩乡民丙：主场的人居然比ㄐㄐ或破袜还少，三小啦。 巴尔的摩乡民丁：救命啊！每次有欢呼声都是因为ㄐ队或蛙队得分了！干！ 老虎-- "Red Sox and Yankees fans being obnoxious and thinking they own the place. They bring out the worst in the hometown, Tiger-crazed fans." "A Yankees fan was waiting in line to use the bathroom and this Tigers fan let other Tigers fans cut in front of him." 汽车城乡民甲：ㄐㄐ和破袜狂妄又没礼貌。跟我们这边最烂的咖有得尬。 汽车城乡民乙：喔！上次我看到一个ㄐㄐ在排队想上厕所，结果我们家的人 居然大方插那个ㄐㄐ的队耶，ㄎㄎ。 笑脸人乡民-- "Nothing, our fans are pretty good to opposing fans. I mean LeBron James did have like 40,000 people booing him for wearing a Yankees cap, but he was asking for it. Only Yankees and Red Sox fans get heckled a lot. But, I've seen our fans buy Pirates fans beers and hot dogs and vice versa." Tribe 乡民：我们家的人向来对客人都很好，除了那个叫 LeBron James 的白烂 他被嘘到爆只是刚好而已啦。真的，我们只对ㄐㄐ还有破袜酱子做 ，上次我看到我们这边的人请了几个海贼球迷喝啤酒捏！ 光芒乡民血泪控诉-- "Yankees fans need to stay in New York. The only fight I've ever seen, in 10 years of going to games, was a Yankees fan fighting a Yankees fan and they almost spilled out onto the field. They were women." "Red Sox and Yankee fans invade and act like it's their house. They are rude to hometown fans, and it really makes me not want to take my kids to games." 光芒乡民甲：.....ㄐㄐ就该关在纽约不要出来。这十年来拎盃在球场看过唯一一次 球迷对干居然是两个ㄐㄐ互殴，靠盃他们差点滚到球场里去ㄌ，而且 那两个居然是母ㄐ啊！ XD 光芒乡民乙：ㄐㄐ和破袜就谋水准，每次都以为这里是他们家，而且还对我们很不 客气。干我真的不想带我家小孩来看这种比赛。 --

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