作者sisn (Shrinst)
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标题Fw: [问卦] 怎麽约银行柜姊出来?
时间Fri Aug 15 00:25:29 2014
※ [本文转录自 Gossiping 看板 #1JxDWv1d ]
作者: jojosin (救救~~信) 看板: Gossiping
标题: Re: [问卦] 怎麽约银行柜姊出来?
时间: Thu Aug 14 23:39:34 2014
※ 引述《andy19890914 (Alex-D.K)》之铭言:
: 小鲁前些日子跑业务认识了一位银行柜姊
: 白白净净脸也蛮可爱的
: 小鲁已经有他手机了
: 可是不知道要用什麽理由跟他聊
: 聊公务一定GG的吧
: 银行柜姊会喜欢什麽话题呢?
: 希望各位大大给我些建议!
干你妈勒,这有很难吗
改天拿存摺去她的柜台
说小姐,存钱
柜姐打开存摺看,可能会吓到说干这三洨
这时後你就说对,这就是洨
我要存两亿,然後给她一个淫荡的微笑
我说如果她懂的话
晚上你在警察局的时後,她还是要去做笔录啊
这样不是约到见到了吗
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※ 转录者: sisn (114.36.51.141), 08/15/2014 00:25:29
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