※ 引述《samchiu (闲祭秋)》之铭言： 104 The One With George Stephanopoulos - Part 6 (BALCONY) （阳台） MONICA: Okay. Okay, I got one. Do you remember that vegetarian pate that I made that you loved so much? 好，好，我想到一个。记得我帮你做的那个你超爱的素食三明治吗？ PHOEBE: Uh-huh. 嗯嗯 MONICA: Well, unless goose is a vegetable...ha haaaah! 呃，如果鹅肉也算是素的话...哈哈哈！ PHOEBE: Oh! Oh! Oh! Okay, fine, fine. Now I don't feel so bad about sleeping with Jason Hurley. 喔！喔！喔！好，很好，很好。现在我对跟杰森赫利上床不感到抱歉了。 MONICA: What?! You slept with Jason? 什麽？！你跟杰森上床？ PHOEBE: You'd already broken up. 你们已经分手了啊 RACHEL: How long? 多久之後？ PHOEBE: A couple hours. 几个小时 MONICA: Oh, that's nice! 喔，你好样的！ RACHEL: Okay, okay, okay, I got one! (SHE SITS UP AND THE CUSHION SHE WAS LEANING AGAINST FALLS OFF THE BALCONY) Anyway- The valentine Tommy Rollerson left in your locker was really from me. 好，好，好，我想到一个！（她坐起来，原本靠着的座垫掉下了阳台） 总之...那次情人节汤米罗乐森放在你置物柜里的东西，其实是我放的 MONICA: Excuse me?! 什麽？！ RACHEL: Hello? Like he was really gonna send you one? (TO PHOEBE) She was a big girl. 哈罗？ 好像真的他会送你一样？ （对菲碧）她以前超胖的 MONICA: Really. Well, at least 'big girls' don't pee in their pants in seventh grade! 真的吗。那，至少『胖女孩』不会在七年级还尿裤子！ RACHEL: I was laughing! You made me laugh! (MONICA AND RACHEL START TO SQUABBLE) 我当时在笑耶！是你逗我笑的！ （莫妮卡和瑞秋开始争吵） PHOEBE: There he is! There he is! 他出来了！他出来了！ MONICA: Where? 在哪里？ PHOEBE: Right- where we've been looking all night! 就在...我们看了一整晚那个地方！ RACHEL: He is so cute! 他好可爱！ MONICA: Oh, George, baby, drop the towel! 喔，乔治，宝贝，浴巾脱掉！ ALL: Yeah, drop it! Drop the towel! Please drop the- (PAUSE) -wowww. 对啊，脱掉！脱掉！拜托脱...（暂停）哇 (HOSPITAL- ROSS IS ABSENT) （医院...罗斯不在） JOEY: Man. Can you believe he's only had sex with one woman? 老兄，你相信他只跟一个女人上过床吗？ CHANDLER: I think it's great. Y'know, it's sweet, it's romantic.. 我觉得那很棒。知道吗，那很甜蜜、很浪漫... JOEY: Really? 真的？ CHANDLER: No, you kidding? The guy's a freak.. 不，开什麽玩笑？这家伙是怪胎... (ENTER ROSS OFF CAMERA) （罗斯入镜） BOTH: Hey, buddy. 嘿，夥伴 ROSS: Hi. (HE IS WEARING A PIECE OF STEEL BANDAGED TO HIS NOSE. HE TOSSES SOME FORMS ONTO THE RECEPTION DESK) 嗨（他鼻子上包着绷带，把一些表格丢在柜台） RECEPTIONIST: (SARCASTIC) Oh, that's attractive. （挖苦）喔，真吸引人啊 CHANDLER: Oh, I thought you were great in Silence of the Lambs. Oh come on, admit it! All things considered, you had fun tonight. 喔，我觉得你在沉默的羔羊里演的很好。 喔，拜托，承认吧！整体而言，你今晚玩的很开心。 ROSS: Fun? Where was the fun? Tell me specifically, which part was the fun part? Where's my puck? 开心？这样叫做开心？明白的告诉我，哪部分开心了？我的曲棍球呢？ JOEY: Oh, ah- the kid has it. 喔，啊...那小孩拿走了 ROSS: The kid..? (TO KID) Excuse me, uh, that's, that's my puck. 那小孩...？（对小孩）抱歉，呃，那是，那是我的球 KID: I found it. Finders keepers, losers weepers. 我找到的。先找到先赢，没找到哭死 (ROSS LOOKS AT CHANDLER FOR HELP) （罗斯望向前德求救） CHANDLER: You gotta do it, man. 你得自己来，老兄 ROSS: (TO KID) Oh yeah? Well, I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever- (TO CHANDLER) -can't do it. (TO KID) Listen, uh- gimme back my puck. （对小孩）喔，是吗？我是橡皮你是胶，我做什麽... （对钱德）...我做不到（对小孩）听着，呃...把球还我 KID: No. 不要 ROSS: 'Yes', how about. C'mere. Gimme! 要，怎样，过来，还我！ KID: No! No! 不要！不要！ (THEY FIGHT OVER IT.) （他们打起来） RECEPTIONIST: Hey! Hey! No rough holding in my ER! 嘿！嘿！在我的急诊室里不准使用暴力！ ROSS: (TRIES TO SNATCH IT-) GIVE ME MY PUCK!! (-BUT IT FLIES OUT OF HIS GRASP AND KNOCKS OUT THE RECEPTIONIST) （试图抢过来）把球还我！！（...但球飞出他的手打到接待员） ROSS: ...Now that was fun. ...现在这才叫开心 CREDITS SCENE: RACHEL+MONICA'S PLACE (JOEY AND THE GIRLS ARE PLAYING TWISTER) 结尾：瑞秋和莫妮卡家（乔伊跟女生在玩扭扭乐） ROSS: (DOING THE SPINNING) Okay, Monica: Right foot red. （负责转）好，莫妮卡：右脚红色 MONICA: Could've played Monopoly, but nooooo. 应该要玩大富翁的，但是...不 (A KNOCK AT THE DOOR. CHANDLER OPENS IT AND SOME GUY SILENTLY HANDS BACK THE CUSHION) （敲门声，钱德开门，某个男人悄悄把座垫还回来） CHANDLER: Thanks. (THE GUY NODS AND LEAVES) 谢谢（男人点头离开） ROSS: Okay, Pheebs: Right hand blue. (PHOEBE HAS TO BEND OVER.)Good. (JOEY STARES AT HER BUTT APPRECIATIVELY) 好，菲碧：右手蓝色（菲碧得弯下去）很好（乔伊赞赏地盯着她屁股） (PHONE RINGS, CHANDLER ANSWERS) （电话响，钱德接起来） CHANDLER: Hello? Oh, uh, Rachel, it's the Visa card people. 喂？喔，呃，瑞秋，信用卡公司 RACHEL: Oh, okay. Will you take my place? 喔，好，你可以帮我吗？ CHANDLER: Alright. (TO PHONE) Yes, this is Rachel. 好吧（对电话）是，我是瑞秋 RACHEL: Nooo! (TAKES THE PHONE; CHANDLER TAKES HER PLACE) Hello? Oh, yeah, no, I know, I-I haven't been using it much. Oh, well, thanks, but, I'm okay, really. 不！（接过话筒；钱德代替她的位置）喂？喔，是，不，我知道， 我-我已经没在用了。喔，呃，谢谢，我很好，真的。 ROSS: Green. To the green. 绿色，到绿色去 RACHEL: I've got magic beans. Never-never mind. 我得到了魔豆。没..没事啦 CHANDLER: To the left, to the left- aww! (THEY COLLAPSE) 去左边，去左边...喔！（他们垮掉） RACHEL: Ohhh... I'm fine. 喔...我很好 END 本集完 --

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