剧情 1.刚刚搬到Phoebe家的Rach 邀请Phoebe一起慢跑 作为新室友的联谊活动 不过Phoebe的跑法太夸张 Rach决定瞒着她,自己跑.... 2.Joey也有了新室友---Janine(Elle MacPherson饰),一个来自澳洲的舞者 Joey对於能否和超正的室友谈恋爱 以及忍住不放电 感到相当苦恼... 3.Chandler想打扫他刚进驻的公寓讨Monica欢心 但Ross告诉他Monica会因 为东西没有完美归位而抓狂...当然Monica最後没有怪Chandler~ Memorable Quotes (opening credit)Phoebe Rach两个人为答录机录音 Rachel: Hi... Phoebe: it's... Rachel: Rachel... Phoebe: and… Rachel: Phoebe’s... Phoebe: please... Rachel: leave... Phoebe: leave… Rachel: Wait, I-I just said "leave." Phoebe: Yeah, I know because you have all the good words. What do I get? I get "it’s," "and" oh I'm sorry, I have "A." Forget ** Ross对Chan发表他的高见... Ross: So, I just finished this fascinating book. By the year 2030, there'll be computers that can carry out the same amount of functions as an actual human brain. So theoretically you could download your thoughts and memories into this computer and-and-and live forever as a machine. Chandler: (not amused) And I just realized I can sleep with my eyes open ** Joey介绍新室友 Monica: It's nice to meet you. Janine...? Janine: Lecroix. Janine Lecroix Joey: I didn't know that! Well, what a pretty last name! Chandler: So, uh, wh-where ya from? Janine: Australia, I just moved here a couple of weeks ago. Joey: (shocked) From the land down under? I didn't know that either! Ross: So uh, wha-uh, what do you do? Janine: I'm a dancer. Joey: You're a dancer? She-she's a dancer! Janine: Well, I think I'll go and unpack. Joey: Oh, hey let me. (Opens the door for Janine and after he closes the door behind her gasps ecstatically.) Monica: Joey, did you even interview this woman before you asked her to move in? Joey: Of course I did. Monica: Uh-huh, what exactly did you ask her? Joey: "When can you move in?" ** Rach不和Phoebe一起跑的藉口 Rachel: Pheebs, Monica tripped me, I don't think I can ever run again, ever! Phoebe: Why? Why would you do that? Monica: I don't know. Rachel I'm-I'm sorry that I hurt your ankles. Rachel: Ankle. Monica: We'll see. = =+ ** Chandler: Yeah, now how's that going though? Are you okay with the not-flirting thing? Joey: Yeah. Well, so far yeah. But it's tough you know? I got all this built up flirting energy and I don't know how to get rid of it. (Gives Chandler the "Joey-love," look.) How you doin? 其实Joey的台词 常常会出现energy这个字 我想大家应该知道它就是代表 sex energy的意思拉~~ ** Joey向Chan&Ross询问让女生讨厌自己的方法 Joey: No-no-no I've seen it happen, you-you get a rapport going with a woman but somehow you manage to kill it. What's your secret? ** Chan正试图把东西归位 所以不让Mon进去 Chandler: (blocks the door) No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no!!! You can't come in here! R-r-r-r-Ross is naked. Monica: What?! Ross: (whispers) What?! Chandler: (to Ross) I couldn't say that I was naked because she's allowed too see me naked. Ross: Why does anyone have to be naked? Monica: Why is Ross naked? Ross: I-I had to show Chandler something? Monica: Naked? Ross: Yeah-yeah I uh, I have a uh, a guy problem. Monica: Is it the same thing that Chandler had? Chandler: Look, uh, just come later, we'll get everything squared away and you can come back later. Monica: Okay, listen, there's still some of Chandler's medicine under the sink in the bathroom. Bye! Chandler: Bye! Thank God Ross: Dude, what'd you have? ** Janine对Joey不感兴趣...(阿还不是马上就在一起了=.=) Janine: No! I mean you're a really nice guy and I'm happy to be your roommate and your friend, I'm just y'know, I just don't feel that way about you. Joey: Oh! I see what happened. It's because I was trying to repel you. Right? Believe me, you'd feel a lot different if I turned it on. Janine: I don't think so. Joey: Oh, I do. (Gives her the Joey-love look.) How you doin? Janine: I'm OK Joey: What?!?! Janine: What? Joey: Oh dear God! -- CSES8510---只要有情,千里不远;只要有缘,一线可牵 --

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