作者Seydlitz (TakeMeHome,CountryRoad )
看板translator
标题[妙语试译]莫非作战定律(四)
时间Sat Mar 21 00:25:59 2009
原文刊於
http://www.wretch.cc/blog/LYCH2006/6632958
http://www.wretch.cc/blog/LYCH2006/6958616
61. If the Platoon Sergeant can see you, so can the enemy.
如果你的排副可以看到你，敌人也可以看到你。
（所以小兵都把自己的排副当敌人，恨得牙养养。）
62. Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never
stay awake when you can sleep.
可以坐着就别站着，可以躺着就别坐着，可以睡就别醒着。
（当学生的人也是这样吗？）
63. The most dangerous thing in the world is a Second Lieutenant with a map
and a compass.
世界上最危险的事情就是一名少尉带着一份地图和一个指北针。
64. Exceptions prove the rule, and destroy the battle plan.
例外证明规则，并破坏作战计划。
（好...............好多例外啊！）
65. Everything always works in your HQ, everything always fails in the
Colonel's HQ.
你的总部搞定所有的事；上校的总部搞砸所有的事。
（这真是上班族的心声。）
66. The enemy never watches until you make a mistake.
敌人不会注意你，直到你犯了错。
（那..............我会注意到敌人犯错吗？）
67. One enemy soldier is never enough, but two is entirely too many.
一个敌人绝对不够，两个就太多了。
68. A clean (and dry) set of BDU's is a magnet for mud and rain.
一套乾爽洁净的战斗服会马上沾满泥巴和雨水。
69. The worse the weather, the more you are required to be out in it.
天气越差你就越必须待在室外。
（我觉得出去玩的时候好像也是这样。）
70. Whenever you have plenty of ammo, you never miss. Whenever you are
low on ammo, you can't hit the broad side of a barn.
当你有大量弹药时，你不会失手；当你只有一点弹药时，你连谷仓都打不到。
（所以说有大量弹药的时候，有二十个敌人也不嫌少？？）
71. The more a weapon costs, the farther you will have to send it away to
be repaired.
越贵的武器就要送到越远的地方修理。
（非常贴切的描述。）
72. The complexity of a weapon is inversely proportional to the IQ of the
weapon's operator.
武器的复杂程度与操作人员的智商成反比。
（说实在，我觉得天兵不一定总是操作复杂的武器。）
73. Field experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
所谓的战场经验就是在你需要之後才会得到的东西。
74. No matter which way you have to march, its always uphill.
不管你的行军路线是哪一条，一定是上坡。
75. If enough data is collected, a board of inquiry can prove anything.
如果搜集足够的资讯，一支侦察队可以证明任何事。
（我应该没有翻错吧？）
76. For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
(in boot camp)
在新兵训练营中每一个动作都会有正反意见。
（嗯......我的理解对吗？）
77. Air strikes always overshoot the target, artillery always falls short.
空中攻击总是炸过头；炮击总是打太近。
（现在有精确制导武器了，还会有这样的状况吗？）
78. When reviewing the radio frequencies that you just wrote down, the most
important ones are always illegible.
当你重新检视你刚写下的无线电频率时，最重要的几个总是字迹最潦草的。
（你应该庆幸至少无线电没有失灵。）
79. Those who hesitate under fire usually do not end up KIA or WIA.
那些在敌火下犹豫不决的人通常不会阵亡或受伤。
（多做多中弹，少做少中弹，不做不中弹？？）
80. The tough part about being an officer is that the troops don't know what
they want, but they know for certain what they don't want.
身为一个军官的困难处在於部队不知道他们想要什麽，但他们绝对知道他们不想要什麽。
（有谁干过军官的出来说一下吧！）
--
"This is my rifle."
"There are many like it, but this one is mine."
"Without my rifle, I am nothing."
"Without me, my rifle is nothing."
--
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1F：推 beagle:79> 因为他们都变成 POW 03/21 00:39
2F：推 lifegetter:65 在总部计画时万事OK，在现实执行时没一样OK。 03/21 07:43
3F：→ lifegetter:以上不是翻译，算新得文吧 XD 03/21 07:45
4F：推 lifegetter:77 ...and they are always friendly... 03/21 07:50
5F：→ lifegetter:69 重点在於「必须」待在室外 03/21 07:51
6F：推 lifegetter:75 board of inquiry 侦察小组，特侦组之类的 03/21 07:55
7F：→ lifegetter:76 牛顿的反作用定理 equal and opposite reaction 03/21 07:57
8F：推 lifegetter:80 know for certain 非常清楚 03/21 08:00
※ 编辑: Seydlitz 来自: 61.216.90.99 (03/22 23:29)
9F：→ Seydlitz:感谢L大 03/22 23:29
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10F：推 freesoul:75 应该是反讽，A board of inquiry never provers any- 03/31 11:59
11F：→ freesoul:thing because they never collect enough data. 03/31 12:00